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  • #31
    Take a bath in potassium permanganate


    yumm... purpuly.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #32
      Originally posted by molly bloom
      You are infested with accountants.

      Remedy?

      Take a bath in potassium permanganate...
      Would you like me to perform an assay on that?

      Analytical chemists and accountants...hmmm, well the latter get paid better, although because I am well in at where I work at a top drug company I can give even my accountant friends a good run for their money
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison


        Would you like me to perform an assay on that?

        A'says 'Assay yo' ass! ', mofo.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #34
          Is that some sort of Foghorn Leghorn impression?
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Provost Harrison
            Is that some sort of Foghorn Leghorn impression?

            That would be something like (or 'lahk')

            "Ah say-uzz, ' Ahsayuzz yo ahss, mofo! ' ".
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Provost Harrison


              Would you like me to perform an assay on that?

              Analytical chemists and accountants...hmmm, well the latter get paid better, although because I am well in at where I work at a top drug company I can give even my accountant friends a good run for their money
              Are they hiring group accountants?
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #37
                What do you mean?

                And remember people, Dauphin is not just a plain accountant. Oh no, he is a forensic accountant. Fighting crime with ledgers!
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #38
                  Are they hiring group accountants, as in accountants who do group accounts for groups of companies, as in what like big companies are usually actually comprised of.

                  I don't want to be chartered particularly, I'd rather have an industry/commerce job in the medium-long term.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #39
                    God knows...I know nothing about that kind of thing, but I will have a look on the intranet at work.
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      I'm looking 2-3 years down the line, so no rush yeah.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #41
                        I thought that seemed a little premature
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #42
                          I've got one more year to go to get my degree in Accounting.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #43
                            I don't like the word Accounting, should just be Ccounting... the A seems contrived or something.

                            On another note, I don't owe anything for taxes

                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #44
                              You're the only one I know on here.

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                              • #45
                                Well the Inland Revenue owes me money back, so
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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