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Monty Python said it best.
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I hate them accountants.
I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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My dad was an actuaryOriginally posted by el freako
I once had a friend who was an actuary (which is what you become if you aren't enough of a party animal to be an accountant)
but now he's a lawyer, though he does basically the same thing.
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Absolutely true.Originally posted by Skanky Burns
But accounting is fun!
Accounting in Enron books was EXTREMELY fun.
Statistical anomaly.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.Comment
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The correct version of that incredibly lame and old joke Hueij, is: "2+2=5, for very large values of two""Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Ah. That explains lots of thingsOriginally posted by Kuciwalker
My dad was an actuary but now he's a lawyer, though he does basically the same thing.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Bananas are accountants.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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...Accountants are bananas.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Sono Inglese. Sono chartered accountant.Originally posted by Agathon
Monty Python said it best.Comment
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Accountants: people trained to cook the books...Comment
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It's fun to charter an accountant and sail the wide accountan-sea!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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All accountants are bananas, but some bananas are not accountants.This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHandComment
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And I have lots of analytical chemist friends (Well, two). Trust me, you guys are much scarierOriginally posted by Provost Harrison
I have lots of accounting friends...it's really quite alarming
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Yeah, but they are analytical chemists! They're not like organic chemists, for example.Comment
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You are infested with accountants.
Remedy?
Take a bath in potassium permanganate and fast in the desert for two weeks eating only prickly pear fruit.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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