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  • Is it me, or is Poly infested with accountants?

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    A what?
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    Don't know, don't care. I hate accountants.
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    I nearly forgot to fill that in for my client, thanks for reminding me
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    Banana
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    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    Are Bananas deductible?
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #3
      uh


      uh

      accountant suckas1
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Civ...being anal about micro management...geeks...Accountants...

        Whaddya think.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #5
          Question:
          What is 2 + 2?

          Wrong answer: 3
          Correct answer: 4
          Accountant's answer: What would you like it to be?
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            I have lots of accounting friends...it's really quite alarming
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dauphin
              Question:
              What is 2 + 2?

              Wrong answer: 3
              Correct answer: 4
              That's not true. If you have two very small 2's they might add up to 3...
              Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
              And notifying the next of kin
              Once again...

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              • #8
                Although the IR35 question isn't particularly fair for non Brits though Or humble scientists
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  I thought about being an accountant when I was in high school. does that count?

                  pretty pathetic huh? I only thought about this when I wasn't thinking about being the lead guitarist for Metallica and scoring with lots of hot chicks.

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                  • #10
                    Accounting is awesome

                    Accounting is one of the most important jobs in human society.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      Yes, and they are all from Reading. The bastards.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        I have accountants based in many places including Orpington, Ruislip, Beverley and the Isle of Man
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          I once had a friend who was an actuary (which is what you become if you aren't enough of a party animal to be an accountant)

                          He thought it would be fun to encourage me to discuss economics with him.
                          After a few weeks he came out with the memorable phrase 'Jon, I talk about this because it's part of my job - you do because you think it's fun ????!!!'
                          19th Century Liberal, 21st Century European

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                          • #14
                            Have you ever met Kuci, you two would get along brilliantly..
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #15
                              But accounting is fun!
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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