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    Hello police? Burger King won't let me Have It My Way!

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    Some soccer mom calls the police when the workers at Burger King wouldn't make her "western bbq burgers." This is the recording of that call. Hilarity ensues.

    "You're supposed to be here to protect me!"
    "What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger? What, is it a harmful cheeseburger or something?"


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    Btw, THIS is why the US is so messed up. Idiots who think they have a right to something stupid.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Try a lawyer next time.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        They should kill her.

        EDIT: That lady really deserves to be sterilized or something.

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        • #5
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #6
            this country is doomed
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


              Btw, THIS is why the US is so messed up. Idiots who think they have a right to something stupid.
              This is the problem with the US, we talk so much about a "right" for this and a "right" for that, and it is sickening because it cheapens REAL rights.

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              • #8
                Wow. Was that for real?
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  this has to be fake.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dissident
                    this has to be fake.
                    Our society is so f*cked up that it probably is real...

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                    • #11
                      hihihi

                      She just wants the cheesburger done right for her kids
                      Who wouldn't wish to have such a mom!

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                      • #12
                        but its carls jr that makes western bacon cheeseburgers not burger king.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          only morons eat at burger king

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Atahualpa
                            hihihi

                            She just wants the cheesburger done right for her kids
                            Who wouldn't wish to have such a mom!
                            Except her kids were in the car trying to hide.

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Bizarrerie
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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