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  • I hate coding SO MUCH but I love the orgasms....

    Just spent 13 hours coding a particularly troublesome assembly program.... this is my third day on it, I spent about 10 hours the two previous days. I compartamentalized everything, the program comes out to over 2,000 lines....

    HOW I HATE COMPUTER SCIENCE! C++ is "okay" but after having taken an assembly course I realized how much I loath coding in general. C++ is like the only thing you could drink for the west of your life is lukewarm water. Assembly is like only drinking shattered glass.

    I copy and paste all the seperate little entities from various wordpad windows into one... I compiled... I ran..... AND IT ALL EXECUTED FLAWLESSLY! Error flags are all set correctly, all the variables are working right!

    *jumps into the air and does a few pelvic thrusts*

    TAKE IT ASSEMBLY!!!!! TAKE IT HARD!

    It is such a wonderfull feeling when you finish a particularly hard coding assignment.... who says comp sci geeks never get any gratafication heh?

  • #2
    I like coding.

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    • #3
      It's a trap!

      Don't fall for the gratification trick!!!

      Pretty soon you'll be chugging 12 packs of Coke a day and look like Jabba!!!!
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      • #4
        I did some BASIC coding back in junior high. Nothing like Assembler, but the satisfaction was equally high when your crappy game ran on the screen
        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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        • #5
          I'm trying to find some ascii corelation between the word "assembly" and "satan". I am having limited success but I will keep trying.

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          • #6
            There's more into programming than assembly my friend .

            Anyway, I don't hate computer science. Then again I'm a student of it, and hopefully after 2 years, I get to go for my PhD studies on it. And yes, software engineering is the trade, so I don't understand what your problem is, it's fun, right? But sure, frustrating at times.
            In da butt.
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            • #7
              any programming that does not help the porn industry is useless programming

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              • #8
                Well I'm still proud of the multiplayer pacmanish game I was able to code in QBASIC.
                Stop Quoting Ben

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                • #9
                  I understand fully, V.
                  http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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                  • #10
                    Assembly is awesome.

                    It helps to have a proper debugger, though.
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                    • #11
                      You should apply for a job at Firaxis, Ves. DO IT FOR YOU FELLOW CIVERS!!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: I hate coding SO MUCH but I love the orgasms....

                        O_o
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          way too nerdy
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MRT144
                            way too nerdy
                            Possibly, but code doesn't cheat on you.
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                            • #15
                              dude, i wish i was more of a nerd sometimes. I mean those 2 years i went to ace computer camp and learned basic and C didnt prevent the herpes.
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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