So, does your language have a male name that's an euphemism for "penis"?

[Traianvs]

OMG... I bet that's just Brussels then... nasty city

[alva]

Brussels, why?

[-Jrabbit]

There was a girl in my high school named Wanda Dick.
Seriously.

[Urban Ranger]

I wonder if Dickson is a worse name than Dick...

[Dis]

our forums are too male centric.

Are there any female names that are euphamisms for vagina? I can't think of any.

[alva]

Roos(Rose) is the only one I can think off, not very frequently used either.

[Zoid]

Apparently there´s a variety of names in swedish. I found an extensive list at a swedish erotica page. Some of these are just boring, others are more commonly used. Some like "Skallige hämnaren" (the bald avenger) is just plain silly

Penis, Kuk, Balle, Fjong, Ballefjong, Snopp, Petternicklas, Allan i brallan, Anakonda, Apparat, Bachonka, Baffe, Baguette, Bamse, Bamsefar, Banan, Baseballträ, Batong, Besten, Big johnson, Black snake, Borr, Brandmannen, Bubbaklubban, Byxssnoken, Centerpartiet, Chefen, Chorizo, Cocktail, Dachre, Daggmask, Dase , Detalj, Dick, Dingelidong, Dolme, Dolmeklubba, Dong , Douglas , Dragan, Dragg, Draken, Drale, Drasun , Draule, Dronk, Drosse, Drul, Drule, Elfte fingret, Elvis, Enöga, Fallo, Fallosymbol, Falukorv, Familjeklenod, Familjelyckan, Fjong, Fortplantningsorgan, Framben, Fröjdepinne, Generalen, Grej, Gurka, Han där nere, Hasse hårig, High tower, Hi-hat, Kir, Hulken, Johnson, Joystick, Kaminrör, Kanon, Kissepinne , Klubba, Knullpåk, Kocken, Kodd, Korv, Kärleksstaven, Kärleksbatong, Kärlekspåle , Köttbatong, Köttflöjt, Köttpåle, Köttstav, Lem, Lennart, Lilleman, Lillkillen, Långstjärten, Läskamraten, Mannens bästa vän, Manslem, Marsipandolk, Medelpad, Orm, Pese, Petter-Niklas, Pick, Pille, Pillefjong, Pillefjonk, pillesnopp, Pillesnorr, Pillevink, Pinne, Pitt, Polare, Polaren med jack i pannan, Prinskorv, Purjo, Påk, Påle, Schlong, Schnabel, Skallige hämnaren, Skalman, Skinnbanjo, Skinnflöjt, Skinnspik, Slakis, Slang, Slapptask, Slemhelge, Slickepinne , Snabel, Snase, Snorre, Soldaten, Sparris, Spermaspruta, Spjut, Spak, Stake, Stanley, stock, Stolpe, Stoltheten, Ståfräs, Ståkuk, Stålis, Stålmannen, Stånd, Svärd, Talangen, Tarzan, Task , Terje, Tralala, Tredje benet, Trollstav, Trombon, Trumpet , Vedklabbe , Veke , Vev , Willy, Åderpåle

[Spiffor]

"Spermaspruta"