So, does your language have a male name that's an euphemism for "penis"?

[Kassiopeia]

Shetland was just a wild guess, I didn't know where it is.

But the origin of New Zealand still confuses me... what on earth that island did have to do with Zealand when it was originally discovered?

It\s actually probably named after the Dutch Zeeland, not the Danish Zeeland. The two share the name by some quirk of history, most likely.

[Ecthy]

what do they have in common? both should be in German possession.

[MRT144]

****
one eyed snake
the doomsday device(thats a personal favorite)

[alva]

Originally posted by Trajanus
I think Piet means penis. I don't think anyone uses piet though.. it sounds incredibly silly and lame. We simply use "lul" as in "lul" or "vieze lul" (which means dirty dick, which sounds a bit funny in English )

Piet is usually used in a kind or condescending way; "pieteke".
Jos is still often used though.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
both should be in German possession.

It's that sort of talk that forced us to give you two good kickings not so long ago...

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Willy
Dick
Johnson
Woody
Richard and the Twins
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
Vlad The Impaler

English

You forgot about "Peter." That's another English name/ penis name

Why do so many English names refer to the penis?

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Shetland was just a wild guess, I didn't know where it is.



It\s actually probably named after the Dutch Zeeland, not the Danish Zeeland. The two share the name by some quirk of history, most likely.

Abel Janszoon Tasman - Holland
1603 - 1659
The first European to discover New Zealand

There appear to be no records which explain precisely how New Zealand received its name. One theory is the possible link between New Zealand and Hollandia Nova, the original name given to Australia. The two Dutch provinces of Holland and Zeelandt were separated by sea, the same as Hollandia Nova (Australia) and Zelandia Nova (New Zealand).

[chequita guevara]

No one mentioned Cheney?

[Harovan]

Although Cheney is just a derivate of dick, I like it a lot more than the latter.

On a second thought, Cheney should better be a synonym for ass.

[alva]

Originally posted by Wycoff


You forgot about "Peter." That's another English name/ penis name

Why do so many English names refer to the penis?

A lot of english dickheads around?

[molly bloom]

Dirk is a Lallans synonym for penis.

[Guynemer]

I knew a guy in college whose name was Peter Handler. Hand to God.

Where he grew up, no one apparently made the connection. But that changed in college.

He just rolled with it, baby. Ran for the Student Council. Posted his flyers above the urinals in the lecture halls: "Get a grip on your student government: Peter Handler for MSA."

[Wycoff]

I know a guy named Dick Hare.

[Traianvs]

Originally posted by alva


Piet is usually used in a kind or condescending way; "pieteke".
Jos is still often used though.

Hey I would never speak of a pieteke... that just sounds too silly

on aave jos trekke is more common I Guess

[alva]

For you maybe..

Nah, pieteke is more used for kids or even animals, women use it often too.