Refried beans

[Dinner]

Lordy, lordy, lordy. I went through my kitchen cabinets last night looking for things which have been sitting in there for ages with the intentions of using a few of the older things up. What should I find then some old dried pinto and red beans along with a bit of rice so I decide that I'll make some refried beans along with steamed rice and a few spices just to use the stuff up. Hours of boiling beans and steaming rice in a rice cooker is rewarded with some tasty bean and rice goulash type stuff which I've seasoned with a bunc of tabasco, chili powder, minced garlic, and butter. The stuff is great and I had it for both lunch and dinner yesterday but that is when the problems started.

All those beans are making me fart like no tomorrow. It doesn't smell to bad but there is enough gas for me to power a jet engine or at least create enough wind to power a sail boat. Where's the gas mask smilie when you need it?

[Sava]

beansbeansthemagicalfruitthemoreyoueatthemoreyouto otthemoreyoutootthebetteryoufeelsoeatbeansforevery meal!

[jsorense]

You forgot the lard.

[Zkribbler]

Re: Refried beans

Originally posted by Oerdin
All those beans are making me fart like no tomorrow.

Thanks for sharing.

[JohnT]

Beans, beans, good for the heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel!
So be sure to eat beans at every meal!

[RGBVideo]

Beans for breakfast
Pointless threads with TMI

[Dinner]

You know you love it.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Guess its to late for beano.

[Combat Ingrid]

the beans, y'know, y'can tell if they're puttin stuff in it.

[Mr. Harley]

After you soak the beans, discard the water. The oligosaccarides - complex sugars you cannot digest - are at least reduced. The bacteria in your gut fermenting those babies is why you get gas. Supposedly, if you eat beans often you get less gas.

[Sava]

BUT I WANT TO FART...

and my gut tells me everybody else wants to also... but at least I'm honest about it

[alva]

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
After you soak the beans, discard the water. The oligosaccarides - complex sugars you cannot digest - are at least reduced. The bacteria in your gut fermenting those babies is why you get gas. Supposedly, if you eat beans often you get less gas.

Pfff, what's the point of eating beans if youre not gonna fart like hell?

[Az]

The latest surge of threads with descriptions of bowel movements in the OT is very disturbing to say the least.

[Sava]

Originally posted by Azazel
The latest surge of threads with descriptions of bowel movements in the OT is very disturbing to say the least.

well, better to be ABOUT ****, than FULL of ****, as some threads can be.

[Az]

While your saying is certainly witty, it's also just as certainly not true.