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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln -
.... and here I was wanting to move to Canada.
Seriously though... contrary to the rumours that Australian animals are all fluffy marsupials... we're home to some of the most venomous creatures on the planet.
Not to mention the highest skin cancer rate on the planet... such that a 30 year old Brit could easily pass for a 20 year old Australian.
That and we have the terrorist target painted on our chests, thanks to our dedicated kow towing to the USA.
And the worker's paradise that we once were will soon be completely dismantled once the conserative coalition gains power over the senate in July.
Oh and global warming will no doubt see to it that the driest continent on earth becomes even drier. And we haven't signed on to Kyoto.
Oh... and we treat refugees like ****.
And Australia voters are cynical p.o.s. who are content to bend over and receive a fat one up the crapper everytime our witless **** of a Prime Minister tells us a big, stinking fib.
..... and we swallow every low calorie drop of cultural sperm that America blows on our shameless pockmarked, melanoma ridden, box jellyfish stung face.
...... but yeah Australia's great!Comment
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Originally posted by BeBro
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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finbar is fleeing as wellAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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so who does that leave left?
dingos? sheep? koalas, etc?
sheep shaggersWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -DisComment
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I'd move there, but they won't let me. I've touched a yellow person...
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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USA!
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Hydey could probably put you up at Carrum DownsOriginally posted by Ted Striker
so who does that leave left?
dingos? sheep? koalas, etc?
sheep shaggersAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Originally posted by Dracon II
.... and here I was wanting to move to Canada.
Seriously though... contrary to the rumours that Australian animals are all fluffy marsupials... we're home to some of the most venomous creatures on the planet.
Nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, although fortunately the most venomous lives mainly in Queensland and preys on rats. Perhaps explains Tony Abbot's prolonged absences...
And the Irukandji jellyfish of course, and the occasionally toxic spur on the male platypus, those ghastly Tasmanian inhabitants, jack jumper ants, the large tree that's like a vast stinging nettle, estuarine crocs, seasnakes, redback and funnelweb spiders....
I can't wait to go back.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Ah yes... the giant stinging tree. The grow near where I live. I knew someone who once took a dump in the rainforest on Mount Warning and used its leaves to wipe his arse. He'd never ran down a mountain so fast in his life I'd imagine. Driving to the nearest doctor must've been a treat.Comment
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Been waiting for it to go on sale at one of the local megastores. How is it?Originally posted by DinoDoc
PS Been playing Freedom Force 2?"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Pfff, always known queens are venemous...Originally posted by molly bloom
Nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, althoughIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Yellow peopleOriginally posted by Drake Tungsten
I'd move there, but they won't let me. I've touched a yellow person...
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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If you're very lucky, I might mistake you for a French person and treat you with a modicum of respect.Originally posted by alva
Pfff, always known queens are venemous...Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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