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Literally. My mind is trying to kill me it seems like. Every time I sleep.. every single time.. I get these weird dreams. I'm thinking, that my mind is now starting to hate me because of my level of sexy. So it's getting jealous.
Anyway here's the fire thing. For some WEIRD reason, I was in some middle eastern city. Except everyone in there were white. And I knew most people. So I was on top of this roof, like you do in ME, just chilling with some people. Then I see some other people on another roof, and I could go there by just walking few roofs, no jumps, nothing. So I gather my posse and we start walking, and suddenly.. IT'S AN AMBUSH!
Some honourless bastards are throwing liquid on us, from taller building roofs and windows. Damn it what is this, they seem hostile what is this liquid!? Turns out... GASOLINE! 'Don't get soaked in gasoline, dodge, move move move, use your feet, and kill them when you get there!'. So I run circles and stuff, avoiding most of the gasoline, and then the burning matches start flying. At this moment, I'm not in panic, I'm in calculating mode. I can run in circles and think. I'm not wasting my time on why are they doing this, I'm concentrating all my resources into thinking how I can kill these people, soon, fast and painfully.
Then suddenly, the people who I was trying to go to, to begin with, just shouted 'don't worry, they're just messing with you!'. Yeah.. some games these locos have. But they stopped trying to burn us alive, and took out bazookas. YEAH! Damn bazookas! But they weren't aimed at us, they just started blowing up the building next to us, meaning that we were kind of like in the ally, being on lower roofs, and other side were the people with bazookas, and other side was empty but they started hitting on that building.
Well finally I can move to the other side where I was supposed to go. BUT WAIT! Wasn't I supposed to kill them bazooka people? Nah, me and my friends and the other people are now connected and they kind of drag me inside to the building on which roof we were just in.
'Crazy nights in Achmemad!' I try to say. 'Yeah.. it's like this sometimes, and you haven't even seen half of it yet'.
Then I can't remember what happened after that. But .. like I said.. I was almost fired.
Anyway here's the fire thing. For some WEIRD reason, I was in some middle eastern city. Except everyone in there were white. And I knew most people. So I was on top of this roof, like you do in ME, just chilling with some people. Then I see some other people on another roof, and I could go there by just walking few roofs, no jumps, nothing. So I gather my posse and we start walking, and suddenly.. IT'S AN AMBUSH!
Some honourless bastards are throwing liquid on us, from taller building roofs and windows. Damn it what is this, they seem hostile what is this liquid!? Turns out... GASOLINE! 'Don't get soaked in gasoline, dodge, move move move, use your feet, and kill them when you get there!'. So I run circles and stuff, avoiding most of the gasoline, and then the burning matches start flying. At this moment, I'm not in panic, I'm in calculating mode. I can run in circles and think. I'm not wasting my time on why are they doing this, I'm concentrating all my resources into thinking how I can kill these people, soon, fast and painfully.
Then suddenly, the people who I was trying to go to, to begin with, just shouted 'don't worry, they're just messing with you!'. Yeah.. some games these locos have. But they stopped trying to burn us alive, and took out bazookas. YEAH! Damn bazookas! But they weren't aimed at us, they just started blowing up the building next to us, meaning that we were kind of like in the ally, being on lower roofs, and other side were the people with bazookas, and other side was empty but they started hitting on that building.
Well finally I can move to the other side where I was supposed to go. BUT WAIT! Wasn't I supposed to kill them bazooka people? Nah, me and my friends and the other people are now connected and they kind of drag me inside to the building on which roof we were just in.
'Crazy nights in Achmemad!' I try to say. 'Yeah.. it's like this sometimes, and you haven't even seen half of it yet'.
Then I can't remember what happened after that. But .. like I said.. I was almost fired.
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