make your own bush speech

[Kuciwalker]

try this

[Sava]

seen it b4

entertaining, but only for a little bit

[Kuciwalker]

Hard to put them together to make something really funny.

[loinburger]

"My fellow americans! I am big in the trousers!"

[Zkribbler]

A few verbs would be nice. It's hard to write a speech without verbage.

[MarkG]

"we are above all conflict to kill our principles in afganistan and beyond"

[MarkG]

oldie but goodie

http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/good-to-be-in-dc.shtml