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  • #31
    Originally posted by Bkeela
    Paper napkins from McDonalds saves me from buying toilet paper. Saves me from buying salt and pepper too. I don't actually eat the food, I just take advantage of their service.

    Thanks Ronald!
    How do you use salt and pepper.... there?

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    • #32
      I was almost tempted to steal some toilet paper from the toilets at the hall where I did taekwondo last week. I forgot though!

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      • #33
        When I was poor and desperate, I did take rolls of TP from various places. I also stole food. Mostly I mooched off of other students. Our school required people to put way more money on their cards than they could eat, and they lost the money at the end of the year, so people were always happy to feed me.
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        • #34
          see you guys are why they lock toilet paper in those cabinets and use those annoying large rolls.

          I hate those large rolls . The paper is too narrow.

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          • #35
            Stealing is stealing But for stealing toliet paper in a business dont think youll get any time in prison for it. You can always say I was only borrowing i was gonna bring it back EWWW thats was gross cant believe I said that
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Provost Harrison


              Jesus, you'll be walking around with a sore, smelly arse all day!
              Most people carry around tissues.
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              • #37
                I've been forced to use old train tickets before. Damn, that's not the sort of thing I wanna go admitting in public.

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                • #38
                  You are resourceful. Stealing toilet paper is the right way of Slavyan Socialists!
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by DaShi


                    Most people carry around tissues.
                    I don't...
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                    • #40
                      It could be worse, you could have wiped your arse on the rotating hand towel (ive seen the evidence on this happening).
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Maquiladora
                        It could be worse, you could have wiped your arse on the rotating hand towel (ive seen the evidence on this happening).
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #42
                          WTF? TP is not that expensive, why would you steal ****ty public restroom stuff to avoid paying a buck or 2 a month buying it yourself?
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Tuberski


                            Your ass should be calloused after Navy TP.

                            ACK!
                            I can't believe no one has jumped all over this one yet. It's just begging for the obvious joke....
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                            • #44
                              The public restroom stuff is abrasive. I try to avoid using it at all costs - plus if you wait for sales and triple coupons, toilet paper can be very inexpensive. I haven't been so poor yet I couldn't afford the typical 15 cents a roll I pay, and that's for Quilted Northern, Charmin, and Cottnelle (Scott is as nasty as the restroom stuff, I only bought that once).
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Kontiki


                                I can't believe no one has jumped all over this one yet. It's just begging for the obvious joke....
                                usually thats my job
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