Stealing Toilet Paper

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Dissident
my bottom needs the soft stuff, not the crap you find in commercial restrooms.

Quilted Northern for me, and nothing else (Charmin is actually too soft)

Your ass should be calloused after Navy TP.

ACK!

[Dis]

you'd think so. but no.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

ok now that we got the fact the navy uses sandpaper for tp it cant be much different the public restroom tp
Im surprised that any of you guys use a public restroom

[Dis]

I rarely use a public restroom for #2. Only in dire emergencies.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

got ya no need for more explanation

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by DaShi
That's why most places here don't have toilet paper in their restrooms. Not even some of the better hotels, outside of the rooms.

Jesus, you'll be walking around with a sore, smelly arse all day!

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
* Immortal Wombat is worried about the usage of banana in the poll *

Reaches the parts toilet papers cannot reach...

[Dis]

I think the real question is: Why don't we use bedets? I think bedets would be better and less wasteful.

How many Europeans actually use those things? I remember seeing them in the hotel rooms in sicily and Italy. I thought it was a place to piss in.

[MRT144]

my uncle tried to convince me they were drinking fountains

[Provost Harrison]

I think me and your uncle would get along very well

[molly bloom]

Re: Stealing Toilet Paper

Originally posted by MRT144
I stole paper towels from IHOP 2 blocks from my house because i didnt want to buy toilet paper. Their toilet paper was locked up...

does this make me cheap or resourceful.

It makes you a thief.

[Skanky Burns]

And not a stylish thief.

[Az]

Yeah, I mean, I don't see any way possible to glamourize this act to make it more palatable.

[MRT144]

i did coke off the bathroom sink before i left

[Provost Harrison]

Grand theft bogroll?