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Here is a parody skit based upon what is known about the New Star Wars movie. I laughed my ass off.
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Pretty Funny.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Not bad - really funny at the start, but they needed to cut the run time in half. Then again, so does Lucas.
The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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Disappointing.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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tee hee.
"Other hand!"Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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I'll try this one more time, it didn't work for me the first time.Comment
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It started off kind of lame. I'm wary of comedy on the internet.
But it turned out pretty good.
Deathtacle.
It might contain some spoilers though. Some people might not know that Anakin turns into Darth Vader.
This might actually turn out better than the actual episode III.
P.S. I thought Jar Jar was fantastic- though I don't get the thing with the darts. Can anyone explain that?Comment
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The fan sites have the basic plot line published on the internet so I imagine Jar-Jar gets a few darts shot into him.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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There are some subtle jokes in there. Makes fun of both Lucas and the fans.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Makes me think if I actually need to watch Star Wars. I only very recently learned who Darth Vader and Skywalker are, and still don't know most SW stuff...Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking ManComment
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"Now screwed we all will be"
"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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"Your the poo-poo head... Obi Wan!"Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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"Pee on it...yes...yes...more pee...pee on it"
Ah, toilet humor...an underappreciated art form"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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