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  • OMFG! Jon Stewart Gets Pwned!11!1!

    Last week on The Daily Show Jon Stewart made fun of ABCNews correspondant Brian Wilson, for getting the reporting the wrong judge in Hussein's trial being killed. According to TDS ABCNews reported it was the presiding judge who was killed, when it was actually the tribual judge, and then showed footage of the judge, who had hitherto had his face hidden, to keep insurgents from knowing what had happened. But, thinking he was dead, they didn't blur his face when they aired his footage. I saw this, and was like IDIOTS!

    Well, it turns out, our hero, JS, was wrong! While ACBNews did make the original mistake, it was because they had been told by two serior Administration officals, but they only made the mistake during the East Coast news, and corrected their coverage for the other time zones.

    Big deal, you think. What about outing the judge so that now all the insurgants who watch Amerian tv will know who he is (assuming they caught the right program). Well, it turns out, the judge had outed himself several months ago.

    Oh Jon.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    like i give a damn
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #3
      Jon Stewart
      B♭3

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      • #4
        Morons.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Nah, this can't be true. Stewart must have PWND someone somehow as a result of this. I refuse to believe this is possible.
          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jaguar
            Nah, this can't be true. Stewart must have PWND someone somehow as a result of this. I refuse to believe this is possible.
            He PWND himself.

            Jon's self pwnage
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #7
              Even when he gets PWND, he PWNs someone. That's how awesome Jon Stewart is.
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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              • #8
                Revenge of Tucker Carlson!
                "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                • #9
                  Somehow Tucker Carlson, Paulina Porizkova and an aardvark are involved.
                  ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                  • #10
                    Jon Stewart is PWNED!!! OMG, He sucks so bad!
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      yu0 sux00rz1!!111

                      J0n S+3w4r+!!!!!! :B:
                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        Re: OMFG! Jon Stewart Gets Pwned!11!1!

                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        Last week on The Daily Show Jon Stewart made fun of ABCNews correspondant Brian Wilson, for getting
                        Wanna talk PWNAGE?

                        It was Brian Williams on NBCNews.


                        PWNED!!!!!!!!

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Do you people realize how deranged you appear to neutral third party?
                          Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                          • #14
                            I'm trying toseem deranged to first and second parties also.....

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              "now this is theatre, i mean its obvious, how old are you?"
                              "35"
                              "and you wear a bowtie"
                              "yeah i do"
                              "so this is theatre"
                              "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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