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    Witch warns of Curse Stone power
    Kevin Carlyon
    Mr Carlyon is high priest of the British White Witches
    A white witch has warned against removing a city centre sculpture inscribed with a Scottish curse.

    Since the Cursing Stone was placed in Carlisle, the city has suffered floods, foot-and-mouth disease, job losses and a goal famine for the football team.

    Now the city council is considering destroying the stone, to try to bring the run of bad luck to an end.

    But Kevin Carlyon, high priest of the British White Witches, says that would only increase belief in its power.


    I think there are enough rational people on the council to make sure there's no chance of it being destroyed
    Artist Gordon Young

    He said: "A curse can only work if people believe in it. I think at the moment the sculpture is a nice piece of history, but if the council destroys it, they would be showing their belief in the curse.

    "Most of us have some kind of superstition, and I think that destroying the stone would be very bad for Carlisle because it would feed that power.

    "The council could make things a lot worse for the city."

    The 14-tonne stone is inscribed with a 1,069-word 16th Century curse which was first invoked by the Archbishop of Glasgow against cross-border families, known as the "reivers", blamed for stealing cattle, rape and pillage.

    Cursing stone
    The stone is inscribed with a 16th Century curse

    It was designed by artist Gordon Young whose own ancestors were reivers, and who believes recent events have nothing to do with the stone.

    He said: "I think there are enough rational people on the council to make sure there's no chance of it being destroyed, but the fact that they are considering that is truly amazing.

    "Having been brought up in Carlisle, I can remember factories catching fire, flooding, unemployment, and consecutive relegations by Carlisle United. It just doesn't stack up for one second."

    The council is meeting on Tuesday evening do discuss the fate of the Cursing Stone, which would cost the council about £7,500 to remove.
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

  • #2
    The White Witches? Are they racist or something?

    As for the stone, I think they should call upon the knights and send them on a quest.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Wouldn't it be easier for the white witches to consecrate a Blessing Stone that would negate the power of the Cursing Stone and lead Scotland to greatness?
      Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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      • #4
        It's Scottish curse against an English city.

        What with this and 'UFO hotspot' tourism, Scotland is well on its way to greatness.

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        • #5
          Hey, this is hardly shameful. After all, Horoscopes are printed all around the world to this day still, and many unfounded religious claims reign supreme in most of the world to this very day.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #6
            I'm assuming White witch= good witch...

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            • #7
              Bulldozing religion
              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Whaleboy
                Bulldozing religion
                Letting it wither away on it's own so you don't get a fundy backlash:

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                • #9
                  I'm assuming White witch= good witch.


                  Well, duh. I mean everyone knows that:

                  White witch = good witch.
                  White magic = good magic
                  White power = good power,

                  etc.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    Odin

                    (Though I am myself a fan of the fire and brimstone approach for the purposes of ironic, yet entertaining television)
                    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Odin


                      Letting it wither away on it's own so you don't get a fundy backlash:
                      Yeah, but bulldoze where you can get away with it though
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        I'd bulldoze it just for entertainment!
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Wouldn't it be cheaper and funner to watch just to blow the thing up with explosives?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Azazel
                            I'm assuming White witch= good witch.


                            Well, duh. I mean everyone knows that:

                            White witch = good witch.
                            White magic = good magic
                            White power = good power,

                            etc.
                            White powder = good powder?
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15

                              White powder = good powder?


                              EXACTLY!
                              urgh.NSFW

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