Five Red Flags

[Brundlefly]

Re: Re: Five Red Flags

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar


?!

I don't want people to think I'm walking when I'm actually speaking to them, thanks

I work with this freak that is completely immobile from the waist up while he is walking. His face expression is frozen, his arms are locked by his side, and he does not move his head at all. All this while he walks briskly.

[Ecthy]

there's a head and shoulders in your avatar grizzle

[Ecthy]

it's probably a dead person of some kind

sometimes I don't move one arm during walking, namely when it's in one of my pockets. would that be a red flag to you people?

[alva]

No, but then, you're German, more than enough for most people.

[MRT144]

black socks with shorts

socks with sandals

germans with no fashion sense

[KrazyHorse]

[Ecthy]

Nerds trying to show coolness they do not have in real life by randomly flaming fashion observations

[Q Classic]

KH, that's only four.

[Ecthy]

post the USSR one and you're complete

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
KH, that's only four.

I got lazy

[Adagio]

1. Anyone wearing a dress or kilt (is that the english word? That scottish thing)
2. Guys with long hair

[Ecthy]

LOL I used to see one fulfilling fitting in both of them at uni. not seen him in a term or 2 now tho

[Adagio]

Originally posted by alva
White socks are an attitude I do not care for. (usually machos with loads of jewelry, long hair in their neck and a tuned Ford car listening to loud - yet very commercial and thus crap - house/techno music, drinking a mixture of beer with Coke. )

Let's see what fits me here

machos - Nope, not me
loads of jewelry - If I had any I would sell it ASAP (or at least I'll never wear it)
long hair - Read my above post
tuned Ford car - I don't have a car, and if I had one it wouldn't be Ford and I wouldn't tune it
listening to loud music - You can't hear the music I'm playing 10 meters away from my computer
house/techno - Not if I can avoid it
drinking a mixture of beer with Coke - Where's the vomit smilie... it should be illegal to waste Coke with that

That makes it 0/7 that fits me... and I only wear white socks...
And for the past 2 years I've grown a hatred to black socks because we have a white floor, but my roommate has only black socks and the white floor never looked white because of those ugly black spots

[Dracon II]

1. The new mullet
2. Metrosexuality
3. Camp
4. Bling
5. Wiggers
6. Emo kids
7. People obsessed with Japanese animation
8. Astroboy t-shirts (see above)
9. Che Guevara t-shirts
10. People who only wear Che Guevara shirts because they're fashionable
11. The use of socialist iconography in fashion
12. Metrosexuals with rayban sunglasses
13. Clothes that are too loose
14. Clothes that are too tight
15. T-shirts with stupid slogans or catchphrases on them
16. People who read The Da Vinci code on the bus
17. Waaay too suggestive clothing
18. Jewelry
19. Too much makeup
20. People wearing suits
21. People with tattoos of chinese or japanese characters
22. People who play dance dance revolution at the arcade
23. People who are appeased by McDonalds' new tastes menu
24. People who are dressed like they're in a country music video
25. Handlebar moustaches
26. pretentious facial hair
27. hmm... lots of things come to think of it.

[Thucydides]

1. absurdly baggy pants that drop down to just above the knee
2. really long nails indicating the refusal to do any manual labour.
3. anyone missing their front teeth.
4. Anyone reading a bible, especially if they have passages marked out of it.
5. anyone fat enough to take up more then one seat on the bus/movie theatre/plane or other seating area.