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    I'm doing an assignment on brand names right now for Marketing class.

    Did you guys know that the company that makes Kotex makes Kleenex. Kotex came out first. Then they came up with the name Kleenex for facial tissues. They just took the 'ex' from Kotex and added it to 'clean' to make Kleenex. Does anyone think of Kotex when they hear the word Kleenex?
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

  • #2
    Commies taking marketing classes.

    You can come out now, gentlemen. The Revolution has failed.

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    • #3
      Bleh, that's some weak-ass reasoning, JohnT.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        Bleh, that's some weak-ass reasoning, JohnT.


        From everything that I've read here (from Che, if not from Kid), marketing is the antithesis of everything Communist and is one of the biggest sins/weapons of the Capitalist society... IIRC, the reasoning goes that marketing generates a false desire for non-essential goods and blah, blah, blah, which creates an unsustainable consumerist society which will collapse blah, blah, blah, & etc.

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        • #5
          Commiz are teh silly morans
          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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          • #6
            Perhaps we oughtta devise a marketing plan for Communism. That last one didn't work out too well. Good market penetration, but that was obviated by an inability to hold long-term interest, especially as more-attractive alternatives became more widely known.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JohnT
              Perhaps we oughtta devise a marketing plan for Communism. That last one didn't work out too well. Good market penetration, but that was obviated by an inability to hold long-term interest, especially as more-attractive alternatives became more widely known.
              teh pwnage
              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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              • #8
                They can do tie-ins!

                Coca-Communism!
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Since their target market is the poor and oppressed, I think that could be a good idea, Imran. Here's another:

                  the Kia Kommunist

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                  • #10
                    Speaking of marketing to the poor and oppressed:

                    For a limited time only, the McLenin!
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      JohnT et al, why I am not a communist, I can certainly understand the logic of "Know thy enemy".
                      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        Speaking of marketing to the poor and oppressed:

                        For a limited time only, the McLenin!
                        You just have to wait in long lines to get it.........

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Naturally .
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Trotsky Xtra-Soft Toilet Paper

                            Josef Stalin Charm School

                            Red Hot Chewy Chernenko's

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                            • #15
                              To answer your question, Kid --
                              No.
                              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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