The Limpopo

[Winston]

That's how the elephant got its trunk! I'm telling you, a terrible crocodile leaped from the muddy waters of the Limpopo, grabbed the proto-trunk thingy of the elephant, and puulled and puuulled, despite several other elephant chums lining up and holding on to the poor elephant. They all puulled and puuulled in the other direction! And the trunk got longer, and longer! Then something else happened and the terrible crocodile let go of the trunk, maybe it had to take a leak. Anyway, the elephant's trunk was now several meters in length, due to all the pulling, and that's the way it has stayed until this very day!

And then the lovely Princess came and said, "My, what a big, huge.." Oh wait. Different story..

[atomant]

Originally posted by SlowwHand


Cool. Can I place an order?

for crocs or border jumpers

[Japher]

The Limpopo River Song is a great peice

I have no idea what River PA is talking about... or how much I would pay for a croc... Border jumpers are 25 cents/hour.