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    Kana! Kana! Kana! Kana! Hakkliha!

    During the 80's, Soviet Estonians could get Finnish TV, and with it, decadent capitalist Finnish TV commercials. Since it just wouldn't do for good Soviet citizens to see that there was actually stuff on the stores in non-people's republics, they decided to put out some commercials of their own for Soviet pseudo-consumer goods.

    Results can be seen at http://www.lehvalehva.ee/inc/teenuse...ilmid_sisu.php

    If nothing else, check http://www.hot.ee/lehva3/kanahakkliha.mpg for the best chicken mincemeat commercial ever.
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    • #3
      This reminds me, what happened to the suomi whatever threads?
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        Well, the traffic's gone down from the glory days, but they're still going on and on and on. Sometimes there's more conversation, sometimes less.

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        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #5
          That is one of the most surreal commercial I have ever seen. People have surely lost their minds after seeing that. Awesome commercials
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          • #6
            That chicken commercial could easily be re-used to promote vegetarianism rather than eating mincemeat...
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            • #7
              Wow. I actually felt nauseous after watching that horrifying, horrifying.... ack... must... repress... noo.... noooooooooooo!

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                • #9
                  ...I am never eating chicken again...
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                  • #10
                    That last one is just disturbing.
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                    • #11
                      The pinguin brand ice cream commercial is down right pornographic. I loved it.
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                      • #12
                        Whoever directed these masterpieces seems to have also had a fascination with the Beatles, whose songs feature in the car starting kit and the anti-tobacco commercial. And for something wonderfully strange, check the boullion commercial (Puljong) - the Estonian muscle monster and the creepy engine oil -looking stuff they pour at the end really made it for me.
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                        • #13
                          omg. there was so many things just wrong in the kana hakkliha commercial.. like a day of the horror. If you are making a commercial about chicken, why the hell do you show live chickens in it, the meat grinder, and what was the god damn horror sounds? AAARGHHHHHH!!!!!! The dude who made that must be truly sick in the head. Just disturbing.
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                            Oerdin, you're right.. because a normal man will only think one thing when they see that licking and sucking..
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                            • #15
                              EESTI VABADUS!!!

                              Seriously, as PJ O'Rourke said, teh evil empire collapsed because 'no one wanted to wear Bulgarian shoes'

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