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  • How sad your life must be...

    ... when your only desire is to install a new HD so you can install dozens of games that you want to play and that you know will destroy your feeble social life?

    i need a girlfriend.
    I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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    at least you aren't buying a larger hard drive just to install more porn.

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    • #3
      Don't worry, a bit of time and such worries will be a thing of the past as you adapt to your superior lifestyle.
      Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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      • #4
        ah, ok.
        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kassiopeia
          Don't worry, a bit of time and such worries will be a thing of the past as you adapt to your superior lifestyle.
          /pizza

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pyrodrew
            /pizza
            They already exhausted any jokes on this one in that other thread, so I'll just:

            Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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            • #7
              what other thread?
              i mean, i like pizza
              I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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              • #8
                Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dissident
                  at least you aren't buying a larger hard drive just to install more porn.
                  Well that's his actual reason. The games thing is so you won't think too badly of him .
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    i need a girlfriend.


                    No you don't; you hardly get to play games when you have a girlfriend.
                    KH FOR OWNER!
                    ASHER FOR CEO!!
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                    • #11
                      Get a girlfriend who plays computer games with you.
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #12
                        Let's not fill the boy's head with unreasonable goals.
                        KH FOR OWNER!
                        ASHER FOR CEO!!
                        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: How sad your life must be...

                          Originally posted by Alex
                          ... when your only desire is to install a new HD so you can install dozens of games that you want to play and that you know will destroy your feeble social life?

                          i need a girlfriend.
                          Girlfriends lead to marriage. Marriage leads to divorce.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Re: How sad your life must be...

                            Originally posted by Oerdin


                            Girlfriends lead to marriage. Marriage leads to divorce.
                            Been there, done that.

                            Actually, I need some sex, that's all. I could pay for it, but I don't want to. The problem is: I'm too old for this "hunting" thing. I just don't have the patience for it anymore.

                            Scenario: a nightclub. Several available ladies. I start to flirt with one of them. It all goes well. We start talking. And she is just not interesting at all. But she's hot. (I'd hit her ) I keep talking, trying to be interesting. It doesn't work, because we belong to different worlds.

                            And I start to despise her more and more. How can I have sex with someone I despise? Well, I can, I'm a male. Time passes on. Our conversation leads to nothing. Then I propose we leave that place and go somewhere else. It doesn't work, she's not interested in me at all. Ok, then.

                            It's just sex, boys, nothing else.
                            I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                            • #15
                              My online time has diminshed since I meet my current girlfriend. When I move closer it will probably go down more. Ironically her mother and father are computer game addicts and will sit there for hours playing when they have spare time. She however can't stand it.
                              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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