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    NEW YORK (AP) -- Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game. Type the command "/pizza" while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.

    Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.

    Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.

    "The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this," Kramer said. "They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD."

    Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.

    Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn't pause while you're ordering.

    "You wouldn't want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that's safe is a good place," said Kramer.
    My particular favorite is the second to last paragraph. It should read:

    "Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as YOU PROBABLY AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH EXERCIZE SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR TO GET RID OF A WHOLE PIZZA AND YOU'RE MOST LIKELY GOING TO BECOME AN EVEN BIGGER SOCIETAL REJECT WITH YOUR FAT ASS AND YOUR CARPEL TUNNEL!!!

    AT least...that's what I think it should read...
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

  • #2
    /spongebath

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    • #3
      /wipe my ass
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #4

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        • #5
          "/salmahayek"

          What, nothing?
          If you don't like reality, change it! me
          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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          • #6
            Yeah, /porn

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            • #7
              /money
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                I think those guys would need /life or /girlfriend more.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  Those are in the expansion pack.

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                  • #10
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #11
                      / life
                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                      • #12
                        Wait a minute, I think I know a command that actually works:

                        / Spam
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #13
                          /redundant joke

                          Hey, that one sure works!!!!!

                          I only typed it once, and now there are ten! w00t! I loooooove technology!!!
                          Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                          Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                          • #14
                            A tri-weekly webcomic about video games and gamers since 2002!

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                            • #15
                              /manwhore!

                              That was funny in a geeky way.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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