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  • More roadkill on the highway of Political Correctness...

    ...literally.



    Feb. 25, 2005, 5:48PM
    Roadkill candy production screeches to halt
    By CHRIS NEWMARKER
    Associated Press

    TRENTON, N.J. -- Production of candy shaped like roadkill has come to a screeching halt.

    The decision, announced today by Kraft Foods Inc., was the result of an outcry by New Jersey animal rights activists who said the candy encouraged children to be cruel to animals.

    "We take comments from our consumers really seriously and, in hindsight, we understand that this product could be misunderstood," said Kraft spokesman Larry Baumann.

    Kraft plans to stop production as soon as possible and then sell off remaining inventory, Baumann said.

    The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy -- shaped like flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels, complete with tire treads -- hit store shelves across the United States last summer and was supposed to be another offbeat and unusual addition to Kraft's Gummi candy line.

    But the nonprofit New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals thought differently. Earlier this week, it threatened petition drives, boycotts and letter-writing campaigns.

    Stuart Rhodes, the organization's president, said he never thought his group's efforts would be so successful.

    "Did I think it would happen as fast as I did? No. I guess like most people I've become very cynical. All too often it seems that profit rules all. This was refreshing," Rhodes said.

    The state of New Jersey designates the NJSPCA the enforcer of its animal cruelty laws. Law enforcement takes up a large part of the group's efforts, but Rhodes has stressed more public advocacy since he took over a year ago.

    This is the first time the organization has complained to a company about a product, Rhodes said.

    Wm. Wrigley Jr. Co. is in the process of acquiring the Trolli brand along with other Kraft candy lines as part of a $1.48 billion deal.

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    On the Net: http://www.candystand.com/trolli
    Caption:
    The flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels depicted in Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy has animal activists annoyed.
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    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

  • #2
    Cuelty to animals
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • #3
      roadkill candy

      I'd allow the manufacturing of those, with all proceeds to go to the cure of the derangment of the people who thought of this.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        And no, unlike the candies that were made based on the Harry Potter craze, these gummies did not taste like their shapes...
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Damn, I'm gonna have to stop by 7-11 after work today and buy up some of their stock before they're out.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            They should resist teh activists by bringing new exciting products on the market:

            "electrokill" - looking burned
            "bombkill" - styled like body parts
            "nukekill" - glowing in the dark
            Blah

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            • #7
              Some people just don't have enough problems in their life, if they can afford getting upset about this kind of stuff.
              Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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              • #8
                Hope they never get around to banning bleeding gastro-intestinal tract candy, megatumour chews and leprosy fingers.

                And Scabby Snacks- they're my crunchiest favourite!
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #9
                  Back in the 70s-80s, molded hard "sweetart" candies were popular. One of the popular styles had tiny skulls, pelvises, and other bones, sold in a little plastic coffin.

                  I don't recall any massive protests over that.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    Now kids will just eat real roadkill to get their fix.
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                      Back in the 70s-80s, molded hard "sweetart" candies were popular. One of the popular styles had tiny skulls, pelvises, and other bones, sold in a little plastic coffin.

                      I don't recall any massive protests over that.
                      OMFG PROMOTING CANNIBALISM!!11!!111!!!11!!!!
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Cannibalism! The passtime of the sophisticated!
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #13
                          Won't somebody please think of the children...!?

                          /me faints
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            Better yet, won't somebody please eat the children... problem solved, all sides saited.
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #15
                              It still exists:





                              ...except that back then, the coffins were opaque plastic, and I think the bones were random -- still interlocking, though.
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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