Boshko's Quick and Easy Guide to International English Teaching

[Bosh]

Very very few korean houses have tubs or even shower stalls, there's just a grate in the bathroom floor.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

All these words, and nothing at all about what the local totty is like. You're missing your target audience, blokes. Do they have hot lusts for the gaijins, or what?

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
All these words, and nothing at all about what the local totty is like. You're missing your target audience, blokes. Do they have hot lusts for the gaijins, or what?

That's what I get for keeping my mind out of the gutter. Oh well:

Boshko's biased totty report

Yes, it is far easier for whitey to get laid over here than it is back home. This is a comdination of several things, from being "exotic" and standing out in the crowd, to being the sort of scum that daddy doesn't want his little girl to date to simple supply and demand (a pretty small percent of asian women have the hots for whitey, but compared to the whitey population in e. asia the ratio is pretty good.

But maybe the most important thing is differences in Asian and Western beauty standards. For a long time Koreans kept on telling me I was handsome and for a long time I thought they were just being polite but its starting to penetrate my thick skull that someone people here think that my ugly face is moderately attractive. Maybe its that being corpse-white and having long, thin and narrow nose, face and chin are actually viewed as positive things. Or something.

Same thing goes for females. What seems to go over well here is really girly-looking revoltingly-perky types who're really pale have big round eyes and thin pointy noses. There's a lot of really hot women who don't fit this at all and thus aren't considered very attractive here, so it isn't really that hard to find good totty as long as you make sure that it doesn't fit the girly/perky/pale profile or you'll be blueballed to oblivion. For example, I think my fiance's really attractive but she never really believed me until she suddenly got hit on left and right for the first time in her life when we went to Canada for vacation.

As far as country-specific totty goes my vague impressions of Korea vs. Japan is that you get bigger tits in Japan, worse teeth, shorter and except for the marginally bigger tits (korean girls are generally pretty damn flat even by asian standards) Koreans are generally more attractive. However Japanese girls dress and act sluttier but a wide margin so its a wash.

[Ted Striker]

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[Pekka]

little children sneaking to thrust their fingers up your butt? wtf kind of a sick place you work for? Kids with anus obsession?

[Verto]

Interesting.

[Verto]

Very interesting.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Pekka
little children sneaking to thrust their fingers up your butt? wtf kind of a sick place you work for? Kids with anus obsession?

Dunno. In Korea you usually only get it with really really young kids, but apparently it sometimes happens in Japan as late as middle school

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
They sure pack you in over in Asia, don't they?

You have seen nothing yet. Our residential buildings are probably taller than commercial buildings in Atlanta.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I wouldn't doubt it .

[mrmitchell]

quote:
Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
They sure pack you in over in Asia, don't they?

I always wondered why someone like Donald Trump didn't knock up a few dozen super-high-rises in Japan and California where real estate is extremely expensive and people would kill to rent a small apartment for a good price.

[DanS]

Building skyscrapers is a very political endeavor. His politcal ties and track record are in NYC and Chicago, so that's where he builds mostly.

Our residential buildings are probably taller than commercial buildings in Atlanta.

Atlanta has a few skyscrapers, as I recall. Edit: The tallest is 312 m. Not very tall, but still probably taller than your residential buildings.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

I always wondered why someone like Donald Trump didn't knock up a few dozen super-high-rises in Japan and California where real estate is extremely expensive and people would kill to rent a small apartment for a good price.

Well its been done in Seoul.

Tower Palace III (100% residential IIRC):

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
All these words, and nothing at all about what the local totty is like. You're missing your target audience, blokes. Do they have hot lusts for the gaijins, or what?

I think Asia would be the probably only continent where one might sort one's girlfriends "Friday", "Saturday" and so on. Or even "days" and "evenings". Or need to employ and "odds and evens" system based on the calendar.

One tip: Always remember to make sure only one wet towel hangs in your bathroom before the next one arrives. I nearly got caught there.

And Boshko is right - the kind of woman we might rate a 10 and a half is not necessarily considered so attractive by the locals. For example, I know its hard to believe, but large breasts are not considered attractive in some cultures which prefer a flat chest. Similarly slightly darker skin or long legs are a turn off for some.

When I was a young fellow, department store shop assistants used to slip their phone number in my pocket as I browsed. Does this happen in Cornwall?

[Alexander's Horse]

It is also very important to know that Asia does have a "good girl" "bad girl" culture and one should not expect that a sexual relationship will result from every date, or even most.

Its a similar mistake to that which Arab men make with Western women.

But unless one is a complete pervert/idiot, I think dating truly beautiful women is great even if it doesn't lead anywhere. I have wonderful memories.

I would also say one should try to respect a young woman's position in society and not take things further unless one is prepared to accept responsibility for one's actions. Turning someone into a "fallen woman" can have catastrophic consequences in some of these societies. Women can take it very hard if the relationship ends, turn on you, or even suicide.

In other words, try and be a gentleman.