State Quiz

[Barinthus]

State quiz from that blue pyramid thing

You're Idaho!

You're a real meat-n-potatoes kind of person, or more accurately, a
potatoes-n-potatoes type. There's little else that captures your attention from sunup to
sundown than farming, eating, or simply admiring the splendor of the tater. Sure, you
stop to see the butterflies once in a while, or to look at rocks, but mostly you just
wish they were potatoes too. Secretly, you hold a stash of potatoes in the cellar for the
time when the government comes to round them up and take them for their nefarious
purposes. You will stop them!


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Apocalypse]

You're the State of Greed!

You were put on earth to make money and by golly, that's what you're
going to do. You remain convinced that everything Adam Smith said is literally true and
somehow believe that your self-interest will make everyone else happier, too. Even if it
doesn't, that's not going to make you lose as much sleep as government regulation might.
Though people warn you that your cutthroat business practices and shady kickbacks may
catch up with you someday, you rest assured knowing that once you've secured a monopoly,
there can be no consequences.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

You're Puerto Rico!

While you refuse to pay taxes, you sometimes wonder if the consequences
of this are taking away all of your potential power and influence. But every time you
think about offering to pay taxes, you realize how little cash you have on hand to begin
with. Most of the folks around you look down on you and your state of limbo, but you're
trying to play both sides of the coin to your full advantage. Out of the clear blue sky,
you just became a huge fan of the Montreal Expos.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Sprayber]

Damn, I Can't Get Rid Of This State

You're Arkansas!

With a little hope and some small rocks, you can accomplish big things.
In the meantime, though, you could become a highly popular and utterly unremarkable
president of the United States! With aspirations as lofty as these, it's no surprise
that people sometimes think you're mediocre or even forget about your presence. You
also owe them an explanation about how the letter S is sometimes, but not always,
pronounced like a W.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Shi Huangdi]

You're Wisconsin!

You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like '80's music, posing
for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow,
man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word "cheese"
replacing "shrimp". Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese.
Deep down, though, you'd prefer to drink fermented cheese.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[joncha]

Home of the Corn Palace

You're South Dakota!

You have a particular talent for drugs, and may even have been an
apothecary in a past life. Nowadays, of course, the big pharmaceutical companies have
sullied the reputation of your beloved profession, but you still yearn for the walls of
the old soda fountain. Beware of roadside bandits when traversing uneven freeways. Above
all else, remember that your hard-headedness will get you through.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

You're Missouri!

An admirer of the works of Mark Twain and the steamboat lifestyle, you
are happiest when floating gently down the river. You have a strong sense of
independence, a reverence for saints, and even look up to discredited explorers. With all
these traditional influences, it's no surprise you're at the center of everyone you know,
and are even considered a gateway to the future. If only you could stop drinking the
world's worst beer, you'd be set.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Jaguar]

You're the State of Greed!

You were put on earth to make money and by golly, that's what you're
going to do. You remain convinced that everything Adam Smith said is literally true and
somehow believe that your self-interest will make everyone else happier, too. Even if it
doesn't, that's not going to make you lose as much sleep as government regulation might.
Though people warn you that your cutthroat business practices and shady kickbacks may
catch up with you someday, you rest assured knowing that once you've secured a monopoly,
there can be no consequences.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Ted Striker]

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[Pyrodrew]

You're Arizona!

While you aren't for everyone, no one can deny just how hot you are. Odds
are that you're getting old, and perhaps even prickly, but you can go a long time
without water. Unless you live in a major city, in which case you consume so much water
that the air around you is much more humid than it would be without you. Countless
people yearn to see you every year so they can stare deep into your biggest
scar.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Bosh]

Aaaaah, Rhodi Island pretty close to Maine....

I think the test is mocking the size of my apartment.

You're Rhode Island!

You are a contradiction in terms and most people like making jokes about
this. If people heard that your inspiration was historically Greek, they simply wouldn't
believe you. You are extremely tiny and indeed, your whole world view is simply small.
You're a tremendous fan of Stephen King novels, yet still somehow maintain faith in a
higher power. You're still working hard to convince everyone that your schools have
nothing against the Board of Education.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[Heresson]

I'm American Samoa

[Ari Rahikkala]

You're The Moon!

You frequently take small steps, but you think very highly of each and
every one of them. This aloof attitude doesn't begin to reflect how high and mighty you
actually are, though you are able to reflect light onto others when it seems appropriate.
Whether the glass is half full, half empty, waxing pedantic, or even crescent-shaped is
something ever-changing in your perspective. These mood swings at least follow a
consistent cycle, one that makes others believe you have mystical powers. Ultimately,
your head is always in the clouds and you just can't seem to stay grounded.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

[molly bloom]

Terrific.


I'm Alaska. Why?

[Donegeal]

You're the District of Columbia!

While you really like to believe you're in control of everything around
you, there is more than meets the eye. In spite of your attendance in several parades
and your almost unending ability to vote, you actually are getting taxed without being
represented! In spite of this shameful double-standard, you are still unendingly loyal
to your country and your flag. You love monuments, memorials, and museums. If you were
a type of berry, you would be a marionberry.


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at the Blue Pyramid.