YEAH!!!
As you know, I've been effective with officials of all kinds lately. I've been getting my ways. This is the best yet. Just today, I went to sign off my place because I have that new place, right? Now getting that new place was extremely fortunate, so fortunate I was willing to risk not having the money to pay this current place's rent. Because the contract says clearly, that I have to sign off this place 2 months before I leave. That means, that today I would sign it off, I would pay this months rent (already did), next months rent, and next months rent.
But I don't have that kind of money. 2 months extra rent. Because I got the new place in few hour notice. Anyway, I went to the landlordlady today to sign off the place and I had a goal. To get one month off. Guess what happened? I ended up having BOTH MONTHS OFF! W00t!!!!!! That means, I don't have to pay ANYTHING anymore and I get to live to the end of this month in this apartment, making my moving easier.
UNBELIEVABLE! She didn't have to cut that money off. In fact, in here it's difficult to make that deal because people hang on to their money. I was, again, in 5 minutes time, the champion of the world and the best guy. How did I do it? I'm just so freaking good man! I didn't threaten to kill her, I didn't suggest sexual favours, I just talked my way out of it, and I didn't even have to argue about it! I was very.. persuasive. lol I'm a pimp... true player. This is true. You do the same in here, in this country, with this short notice, and I buy you a beer. Even my dad couldn't believe it. I mean he did, but he was like 'wtf??!'. just saved 650 euros. Well not really, because I don't have that money.
Then I got a pizza, because I thought I would celebrate this. I ordered the pizza, and put the change in poker machine. Well guess what. I was playing 1 euro with 20 cent stake, that means 5 rounds, and with the last round, 4 of the kind! I got it and theen continued playing.. FULL HOUSE!
Anything I did today ended up working more than what I wanted! So in other words, I ended up getting that pizza free with that winning money and few euros left.
IN YOUR FACE!!! I'm the maNB!
As you know, I've been effective with officials of all kinds lately. I've been getting my ways. This is the best yet. Just today, I went to sign off my place because I have that new place, right? Now getting that new place was extremely fortunate, so fortunate I was willing to risk not having the money to pay this current place's rent. Because the contract says clearly, that I have to sign off this place 2 months before I leave. That means, that today I would sign it off, I would pay this months rent (already did), next months rent, and next months rent.
But I don't have that kind of money. 2 months extra rent. Because I got the new place in few hour notice. Anyway, I went to the landlordlady today to sign off the place and I had a goal. To get one month off. Guess what happened? I ended up having BOTH MONTHS OFF! W00t!!!!!! That means, I don't have to pay ANYTHING anymore and I get to live to the end of this month in this apartment, making my moving easier.
UNBELIEVABLE! She didn't have to cut that money off. In fact, in here it's difficult to make that deal because people hang on to their money. I was, again, in 5 minutes time, the champion of the world and the best guy. How did I do it? I'm just so freaking good man! I didn't threaten to kill her, I didn't suggest sexual favours, I just talked my way out of it, and I didn't even have to argue about it! I was very.. persuasive. lol I'm a pimp... true player. This is true. You do the same in here, in this country, with this short notice, and I buy you a beer. Even my dad couldn't believe it. I mean he did, but he was like 'wtf??!'. just saved 650 euros. Well not really, because I don't have that money.
Then I got a pizza, because I thought I would celebrate this. I ordered the pizza, and put the change in poker machine. Well guess what. I was playing 1 euro with 20 cent stake, that means 5 rounds, and with the last round, 4 of the kind! I got it and theen continued playing.. FULL HOUSE!


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