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  • OMG! These Penguins are Gay!

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    [ dehaviland ]

    A German zoo has failed to boost the sexual appetites of its male penguins despite drafting in more female companions to tempt the suspected homosexual group of birds.

    The Bremerhaven Zoo in north west Germany, had flown in a group of female penguins from Sweden to encourage their Humboldt penguins to reproduce.

    But the six male penguins - seen by keepers trying to mate with each other and guarding rocks like eggs - rejected the advances of their new female friends and remained faithful to each other.

    "The relationships were apparently too strong," said the zoo's director, Heike Kueck.

    The hatched plan to get the penguins to reproduce sparked outrage from lesbian and gay groups, who feared zookeepers might force the animals to turn straight.

    Dismissing the suggestion, Mr Kueck told public broadcaster NDR: "Nobody here is trying to break-up same sex pairs by force."

    "We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females," he added.

    The zoo will test its plan to get the endangered species to breed, again, in spring next year.


    what makes it even funnier is this:

    [ abcnews ]

    Feb 11, 2005 — BERLIN (Reuters) - A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.

    "All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been e-mailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the northwestern city of Bremerhaven on Friday.

    He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

    German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.

    "Nobody here is trying to break-up same sex pairs by force," the zoo's director Heike Kueck told public broadcaster NDR. "We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females."
    What of these penguins?
    B♭3

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    A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.

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    • #3
      Somebody send this to Berke Breathed. NOW.
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      • #4
        female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory
        I assume they are especially attractive?
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        • #5
          I bet Batman and Robin are jealous.



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          • #6
            What's so shocking?

            Many male mammals - when seperated from females for a long time - show homosexual behaviour.
            Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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            • #7
              Cruddy, it's not shocking.

              It's funny. Both that it happened and that various special interest groups now have their knickers in a twist over it.
              B♭3

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              • #8
                Already posted.

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                • #9




                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Penguins
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      Yes, standing up for the rights of gay penguins is indeed a new one on me. Considering that hundreds, if not thousands, of gay and straight animals get "raped" by artificial insemination every year and nobody stands up for their sexual freedom, this would appear to be oddly selective. Did they stand up for Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing like this too? Oh, the trauma, when useless and boring animals are forced to copulate in specific ways...though I guess that argument has been applied to people too.
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                      • #12
                        A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.
                        Yeah, let the endangered spieces go extinct!
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                        • #13


                          gay penguins

                          Turning gay penguins straight

                          making lots of little penguins and throw them at stupid people
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cruddy
                            What's so shocking?

                            Many male mammals - when seperated from females for a long time - show homosexual behaviour.
                            I have to agree with this the two male cats we have who are also brothers have never seen a female cat and arent fixed cause they never go out i believe are gay they each try to hump the other one once a month for about a week.
                            Funny story though
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                            • #15
                              What you talking about, the penguins be pimping their sweet-ass penguin poon like the whores they are

                              (Incidentally, the phrase 'penguin poon' is inherently funny.)
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