A Dating Experience

[Zoid]

It was pretty hard to make a move on her as she was sitting in my armchair and I was sitting in the couch a good meter or so away...

And Japher, the ball is definetly in her court. But I´m not interested in playing anymore. ****, I´m getting too old for this ****

[Japher]

she probably though you were trying to kill her with all that sugar!

[pchang]

Good. Go gay instead and make Asher's day.

[Zoid]

My sisters already have one gay brother. I think that´s quite enough

[Winston]

Kill her.

[Zoid]

Too much of a hassle. Then I have to get rid of the body, and she isn´t really petite. Maybe if I shove her off a cliff?

[Dis]

uuhh, interesting banana option. I'll take that one.

[Kontiki]

You should have tried to hump her leg. Women love that.

[Zoid]

They do?

[OzzyKP]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

[laurentius]

Easen up dude, you'll get her. Sleep over it-

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Kontiki
You should have tried to hump her leg. Women love that.

I'll have to try that some time.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Kamrat X
They do?

It's the only rational explanation why so many women like dogs.

[self biased]

Originally posted by Kamrat X
Well, **** it. I´m not wasting any more time on that *****. I´ve lost all interest. But at least a gave it a try...

and that's all that anyone could ask of you, my friend. divide and conquor. that's my motto.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Then we discuss the movie for about 10 minutes and then she says: "well, now I have to go". I mean wtf does she want with me? Nothing, obviously...

in these situations, you should do what snoop does

drop it like its hot.