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    ....because it kills people



    CHICO, California (AP) -- A California State University student died of "water intoxication" during hazing in the basement of a fraternity, authorities said Thursday.

    Matthew Carrington, 21, died early Wednesday while drinking water from a five-gallon jug and doing exercises at the Chi Tau house near the Chico campus, said Chico Police Sgt. Dave Barrow.

    An autopsy showed death was triggered by hyponatremia, a condition in which excess water in the body causes sodium levels in the blood to drop. Water is then absorbed into the blood and fluid builds up in the brain.

    The case was still under investigation, and no decision had been made on whether to file charges.

    Carrington's is the second pledge death at Chico since 2000, when an 18-year-old died of alcohol poisoning.

    The university cut its ties to Chi Tau in 2002 because of "a series of increasing problems and complaints," including excessive alcohol use and loud parties, a campus spokesman said.
    Now what if the terrorists get access to water in large amounts? We're all doomed then

    Water
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  • #2
    there's some truth to the dihydrogen oxide thing after all!
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      this never would have happened if they had enough sense to put some alcohol in that water.
      ku eshte shpata eshte feja
      Where the Sword is, There lies religion

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      • #4
        MAFS!!!!!!!!!!!

        Mandatory Alcohol for Students!!! Yay!
        Haven't been here for ages....

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        • #5
          Well there you go. Everything has a toxic limit.
          Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
          "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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          • #6
            <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher
              there's some truth to the dihydrogen oxide thing after all!
              at first I was scared this was a thread posting that lame joke about dihydrogen monoxide.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by loinburger






                What an intersting choice of thread revival!
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  Obviously the best way to prevent such a horrible event is to only drink salt water.
                  Salt water.
                  I changed my signature

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                  • #10
                    ahh, I was tricked into posting in an obsolete thread.

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                    • #11
                      Hmmm, was there really any need loinburger?
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        loinburger probably wanted to show off his new animated gif.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Dihydrogen Monoxide resources, information, research and more. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a dangerous chemical. Buy a Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide T-shirt.

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