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  • #76
    Another great one: the one where the cows are planning how to cut up & eat the farmer.

    "Farmer Brown froze in his tracks; the cows stared wide-eyed back at him. Somewhere, in the distance, a dog barked."



    -Arrian
    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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    • #77
      Classic.
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      • #78


        Speaking of school themed ones, "Teacher, may I be excused? My brain is full."

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #79


          Or how about this one,
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          • #80
            Originally posted by Donegeal
            Classic.
            I do that all the time.

            JM
            Jon Miller-
            I AM.CANADIAN
            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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            • #81
              I sometimes will push the wrong side... you know, not looking, I'll push over by where the hinges are, which doesn't work very well I generally manage not to push when I should pull & vice-versa.

              -Arrian
              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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              • #82
                Physicists.



                Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                • #83
                  Is this also from that guy?

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                  • #84
                    No
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #85
                      This is a family site
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                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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                      • #86
                        Oh, right. Sorry. Censored.
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                        • #87
                          Perry Bible, I'd surmise.
                          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by embalmer42


                            Sorry, either I've taken too many bad drugs or I was sleeping that day but what was the "Cow Tools Controversy"?
                            People got all worked up trying to figure out what the cow tools were, because one sort of looked like a saw. A lot of people tried to find meaning when there really wasn't any.

                            One of my favorites, due to its work relevance:
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                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #89
                              "I'm talkin' to YOU, squidbrain!"
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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Straybow
                                "I'm talkin' to YOU, squidbrain!"
                                See post #79.
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