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  • #76
    Re: I'm starting to like girls again

    Originally posted by Pekka
    Yes it is true.

    I just thought, that I can accept the fact that most girls are illogical and sometimes outright stupid. Besides, the ladies world would be pretty messed up if I wasn't there to rescue one special girl. So I'm doing them a favour and getting back to the 'available' market after a long time of 'not available'.

    Spread the gospel.
    Found in Finnish newspaper:

    25 y.o. SWM, looking for loving realationship with caring,sexy, intelligent woman 18-30.

    Willing to meet skanks and hoes if they have warm hands....




    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #77
      Tuberski, !! haha that was a good one

      UR, yeah well there's a difference liking women and letting them have their sexual ways with you, you know. Except that one was a failed attempt.. FUBAR as they say.

      Japher, that porn thing was half serious though. And I wasn't talking about getting into acting. More like .. I don't know, everything else that needed to be done around, run errands, clean up places (YUK!), you knwo stuff like that. And note, I was actually talking about is it moral or not, even though I would have been just 'working there'. And at the end I choose not to pursue that route.

      However ladies and gents.. I have been informed the most wonderful news this morning. It's about 9AM and I'm skipping one class because I'm feeling so great. I'm flying. I'm tellign you guys I woke up my phone ringing 'who the hell is that calling this early', but oh MAN it was great. Plus this person tested me on the phone, trying to seek the wrong answer, I'm serious, but I passed even when I was a bit out there just waking up, I KNEW the questions had double meanings the way they were asked so I did like a good politician and found out what I'm supposed to answer by running around the real answer. NOW I passed the test and I got what I wanted! YEAh!

      To what scale I would put this victory.. one of the best ones. This definitely wins getting driver's license (and passport) earlier than regular time with no questions asked and kind of 'well I do you a favour', this is even larger victory in the same sense and kind of general area of 'handling people who don't need to do **** for you'. Let's say I virtually walked pass a line, where hundreds of people have stayed in for the longest of times, a line that never ends, never waiting myself a single second . I basically did the impossible. HELLS YEAH!

      I mean this is the greatest morning since going to combat camps (I loiked going to combat camps.. if not else then to see everyone else because no one wanted to go so I was a bit freak already back then, taking sadistic pleasure from everyones misery and knwoing I love it), I mean.. this is the greatest morning since... since I found out I got accepted into Uni, greatest morning since I was woken up with a.. sexual favour, greatest morning since.. I DON'T KNOW IT'S GREAT!

      A little cryptic yes, But believe me. I'm flying. I'm actually smiling for no reason. I'll smile for the whole day, and no punk is ruining it for me this time... I'll kill them with a smile on! HEAhae

      W00t W00t the toot toot! It's a GREAT DAY TO BE PEKKA TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes it sucks but days like these oh man you guys would pay MILLIONS to be me today.



      And neighbours, ya hear that? That's right!
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #78
        Like a feel a song in the morning
        like I see the moon at night
        I know you as if I've known you all my life
        I know you, I live you

        Chaka Khan is rocking the Caza Pekka, and everyone in this building should DIE!

        I go to have a VICTORY cig. ! YEAAAAAAAAAH!
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Pekka
          UR, yeah well there's a difference liking women and letting them have their sexual ways with you, you know. Except that one was a failed attempt.. FUBAR as they say.
          I don't know about that, P.

          It's not like you would let hairy construction workers to have their sexual ways with you, eh?
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #80
            hairy construction workers.

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            • #81
              UR, well not really Though I know they want to. I've been working many summers in construction sites. So no thanks.

              ANYWAY! What a DAY! Oh snap.. I'm sooooooo happy right now you guys can't imagine. Plus I'm usually not happy, so the contrast to this level is HUGE I mean I'm like drunk from this feeling now.. and it's not going away! I'm still smiling... the day couldn't be any more perfect. In fact, the week couldn't be better. I'd pretty much say this phone call made my whole month.......

              NOW to shower.. I go and clean me body and then off to class. Moochieboochies.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #82
                Hey Pekka I like girls too!!!!
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #83
                  Obviously Pekka has had some kind of sexual relations, but I can't tell exactly what he's talking about.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #84
                    Something about a... dirty phone call?
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #85
                      Pekka, what ever happened to that newscaster lady you had a crush on?
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #86
                        I think that women are generally brighter and crazier, but have less variance, so the really bright and the really crazy ones are usually men.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #87
                          I think the variations between different men and different women far exceed any silly generalisations about differences between the sexes.

                          And that a lot of what people 'know' are obvious differences are deeply ingrained social predjudices.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

                            You know I dont understand the feelings that go along with the ex. stuff.
                            Well, I wasn't seriously saying I dread her, but I do dread what she could do to me. She still has the power...

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                            • #89
                              dashi, ahh you remember.. yes.. the face.. too bad, she lives in another city and doesn't know me. I don't want to stalk her.

                              Besides, I live in the city that is famous for it's beautiful girls.. it's hot sexy girls city.
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                              • #90
                                Re: I'm starting to like girls again

                                Originally posted by Pekka
                                Yes it is true.

                                I just thought, that I can accept the fact that most girls are illogical and sometimes outright stupid. Besides, the ladies world would be pretty messed up if I wasn't there to rescue one special girl. So I'm doing them a favour and getting back to the 'available' market after a long time of 'not available'.

                                Spread the gospel.
                                During the time you didnt like girls, how did you express your sexuality? Were you celibate? Did you try to have sex with yourself? Or homosexual?

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