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    N Korea wages war on long hair
    BBC ^


    North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy - the wrong haircut.

    A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.

    The series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.

    While the campaign has been carried out primarily on television, reports have appeared in North Korean press and radio, urging tidy hairstyles and proper attire.

    It is the strongest media campaign against men's sloppy appearances mounted in the reclusive and impoverished Communist state in recent years.

    The propaganda drive on grooming standards has gone a stage further than previous attempts. This time television identifies specific individuals deemed too shoddy.

    Pyongyang television started the campaign last autumn with a five-part series in its regular TV Common Sense programme. Stressing hygiene and health, it showed various state-approved short hairstyles including the "flat-top crew cut," "middle hairstyle," "low hairstyle," and "high hairstyle" - variations from one to five centimetres in length.

    The programme allowed men aged over 50 seven centimetres of upper hair to cover balding.

    It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

    Men should get a haircut every 15 days, it recommended.

    A second, and unprecedented, TV series this winter showed hidden-camera style video of "long-haired" men in various locations throughout Pyongyang. In a break with North Korean TV's usual approach, the programme gave their names and addresses, and challenged the fashion victims directly over their appearance.

    The North Korean media normally reserves the reporting of names of its citizens to exemplary individuals who show high communist virtues.

    The series was shot at various public locations - on the street, at a sports stadium, a barbershop, a bus stop, a restaurant, a department store.

    Some unruly-haired pedestrians or customers captured on camera "meanly ran away", the programme said, while others made excuses about being too busy to get a trim.

    Television newsreels such as "Employees of Pyongyang Textile Plant keep their hairstyle and dressing neat and tidy" and "Hairdressers at Ch'anggwangwo'n manage men's hair according to the demands of the military-first era" have also aired.

    State radio programmes such as "Dressing in accordance with our people's emotion and taste" link clothes and appearance with the wearer's "ideological and mental state".

    People who wear other's style of dress and live in other's style will become fools and that nation will come to ruin.

    Tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' manoeuvres to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle and establishing the socialist lifestyle of the military-first era," the radio says.

    Newspapers too highlight the civic advantages of short hair and smart shoes.

    Hair is a "very important issue that shows the people's cultural standards and mental and moral state", argues Minju Choson, a government daily.

    "No matter how good the clothes, if one does not wear tidy shoes, one's personality will be downgraded."

    For party papers such as Nodong Sinmun, the struggle against foreign and anti-communist influence is being fought out in the arena of personal appearance.

    "People who wear other's style of dress and live in other's style will become fools and that nation will come to ruin," it says.
    Better get those clippers out, comrades!
    Tecumseh's Village, Home of Fine Civilization Scenarios

    www.tecumseh.150m.com

  • #2
    Well, I wanted to cut my hair anyway.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      My hair is already in accordance with Dear Leader's standards. I beat you, comrades
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #4
        Better get those clippers out, comrades!
        Before it's too late!
        The latest news and headlines from Yahoo News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.

        SEOUL (AFP) - Stalinist North Korea (news - web sites) has stepped up its campaign against long hair and untidy attire which its media says represents a "corrupt capitalist" lifestyle.
        ...
        But another serious reason came from state radio which said tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' maneuvers to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle" in North Korea, it said.

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        • #5
          I'll have a Kim-Jong Il...make me a devil with all the ladies
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Spiffor
            My hair is already in accordance with Dear Leader's standards. I beat you, comrades
            Maybe you are in kahoots with Dear Leader.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              Is Kahoots near Pyongyang?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                'cahoots' .... Dang spelling Nazis!
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  I predict Dear Leader will be gone within the year:
                  Attached Files
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                  www.tecumseh.150m.com

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                  • #10
                    Is it possible to make your hair look like that?
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #11
                      Here is an example of how long hair can lead to further bourgoisification of likestyle. Very bad. http://www.anyonefortee.com/Shots/Kim.html
                      Tecumseh's Village, Home of Fine Civilization Scenarios

                      www.tecumseh.150m.com

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                      • #12
                        It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

                        That's almost as good as the SKorean belief in fan death. Apparently if you sleep in a closed room with a fan running the fan will suck up all the oxygen and kill you.
                        Stop Quoting Ben

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                        • #13
                          OK. Anyone else for saturation-bombing the DPRK with hair dye?
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Last Conformist
                            OK. Anyone else for saturation-bombing the DPRK with hair dye?
                            Nooooooooooooooo! You know not the horror that is badly-dyed asian hair!!
                            Stop Quoting Ben

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                            • #15
                              edit - image not working
                              Here's one that works, Gian and Kid beat me to it. Except he's the Asian version...
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                              Last edited by Pyrodrew; February 2, 2005, 22:35.

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