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From now on, every person willing to become a priest will have to undergo examinations of his capability of living in celibacy and of his "sexual balance", whatever that means.
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"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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/me wonders how exactly they are going to test this.... the things these perverts come up with ( pardon the pun ).Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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One way you could test it is to put a candidate alone in a room with a bible in one corner and a couple playboys in the other corner and see how long it takes the person before they reach for the playboys.Originally posted by alva
* alva wonders how exactly they are going to test this....'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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Playgirls should be in the third table.
But sadly, it's about paedophilia."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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That's some opening you're leaving for a troll btw, the keywords being "boys".Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Edit: Hereson wrote what I deleted or at least rephrased.Originally posted by alva
That's some opening you're leaving for a troll btw, the keywords being "boys".
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Why not castrate them?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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It's sad that it's comen to this. But it's good that at least and at last they're trying to do sth about it."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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I'm glad to see they are taking more efforts to stop pedophiles from joining the priesthood."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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The church was always against castration.Originally posted by Asher
Why not castrate them?
ANd a priest should have all the parts of the body intact."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Hm, sexual violence is more than ****ing around, so I'm not sure this would help.Originally posted by Asher
Why not castrate them?BlahComment
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Who said anything about "help"??
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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You really think this will do anything?Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
I'm glad to see they are taking more efforts to stop pedophiles from joining the priesthood."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Originally posted by alva
Who said anything about "help"??
yeah, should have expressed myself better
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From Blackadder II
Bishop of Bath and Wells: You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.
Blackadder: Ah, fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the Church speaking out on social issues.
Bishop of Bath and Wells: Drugged, by God!
Blackadder: No, by Baldrick actually - but the effect is much the same.
Bishop of Bath and Wells: You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity… Have you ever considered a career in the church?"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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