SPAM favorites.

[techumseh]

What's your favorite SPAM message? Online idiocy is rampant, but what is the most ridiculous? We're after quality, not quantity here folks, if that's not an oxymoron!

Here's one to consider:

Greetings,

I'm a new female.. Any times of the day I feel scared of osmehting I don't even know what... girlfriend toled me
to have fun online, where I put all my pics and videos . My girlfriends like the idea of the site and I will post their pictures too ;D Verify your age and connect to my webcam today -)
Come check my pics and videos in there..

...a new female?

[Dis]

impotence drugs of course (see my thread ) there just can't be that much demand for them.

[JohnT]

U R A GAY ****

is a favorite of mine.

[techumseh]

Another:

YOU NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!!

We can help.

[techumseh]

This one has me completely buffaloed:

The pickering counterman apposite .
She insincere oblivion politician bathurst toccata .
oblivion clinic habib gill bonaparte .
objectify sag quadriceps lore .
The pinball phloem stirrup verde sunday .
She whoop chantilly patricia august dewey brice . And
carnage obedient pobox caprice betrayer bullseye .
She rosenblum boniface hillmen blackburn .and
brownell intractable acrobacy bogus scarsdale .
The rockford apparatus erosible .
cheater southeastern rinse zorn .and
collaborate cubic singlehanded calvin alai directorate .
coke dollar moneymake appeasable bet .
The sandblast cockle deduce bergman eugenic .
She humidify ala yoghurt type noticeable .
The arose jonas knapsack inflate enthrall .
barr cusp hellbender zounds shelve berra .

[Winston]

That last one's from molly bloom.

[techumseh]

And here's one I was really tempted by:

Are you annoyed by your girlfriend or wife
Find a new date today.
Millions of profiles of people local to your area
looking for fun.
Find a date for the night or search for your next wife.

Many are very naughty and want to hook up for some casual boom boom.

I admit I HAVE been annoyed from time to time.

[techumseh]

I was not tempted by this one:

Real- farm sex

Come visit the FARM...... sick animal sex horses and cows.

come visit the farm


Lassie

[germanos]

They are using sick animals these days? What has this world come to...

[techumseh]

Lassie is such a b**ch!

[techumseh]

The latest addition to my inbox:

A larger manhood is less expensive than a sports car!

[Last Conformist]

I've lately got a lot in what I think is a garbled transmission of hanzi. Massive blocks of apparently random letters and symbols.

[Spiffor]

Ever wondered what your spouse does online? zz hyw2cz12a

Spy on Anyone by
sending them an Email-Greeting Card!

Spy Software records their emails, Hotmail, Yahoo, Outlook, ACTUAL Computer Passwords, Chats, Keystrokes, PLUS MORE..

Check up on your SPOUSE, KIDS, or EMPLOYEES!

[Whaleboy]

Are YOU happy with the size of your penis?

[Japher]

My spam is the best


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it
is
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pointless



However, those Eventis fewls spam Poly quite well







As fer e-mail spam, the one I get most is for animal sex? What the hell!