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  • #31
    A thread like this kinda seems to demand an appearance by me.
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    "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
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    "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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    • #32
      Aaaaargh! Apocalyose is already here ! Run for your lives!!!!!!
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      • #33
        What for? It's only a mediocre computer game.
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        • #34


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          • #35
            Originally posted by Last Conformist
            Not if I stab him to death with a cucumber first.
            Didn't you know? The EU banned sharp cucumbers.

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            • #36
              Who said anything about sharp?
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #37
                Blunt cucumbers break on impact.

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                • #38
                  Just to spoil this spa...errrm fun thread - the article I posted says also the asteroid would not hit the moon. Does anyone of the little Einsteins here know what kind of effect for us earthlings a collision of a big asteroid with the moon could have?
                  Blah

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                  • #39
                    Not much beyond some fireworks in the sky. Well, debris could head our way, which might be unpleasant if they're big enough, but on the whole it shouldn't be much to worry about.

                    The formation of a fairly large (20km) lunar crater was observed in 1178.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #40
                      Ok thx. Now back to cucumber stabbing
                      Blah

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                      • #41
                        Thats no asteroid.......Its an attack!!!!

                        I knew it, after all this time and my predictions were laughed at by the science boffs at nasa

                        I've calculated it will hit in the mid atlantic ocean causeing tsunami to destroy much of east coast USA and western europe.

                        hmmm........by my calculations both 2029 and 2037 are wrong, they havent factored in that this 'asteroid' has booster rockets to direct it........if i remember correctly my last calculations had it hitting in 2013, followed by another in 2014 and one in 2015.

                        Luckily i've nearly finished my asteroid-survival shelter - sorry only space for 15(already taken).
                        'The very basis of the liberal idea – the belief of individual freedom is what causes the chaos' - William Kristol, son of the founder of neo-conservitivism, talking about neo-con ideology and its agenda for you.info here. prove me wrong.

                        Bush's Republican=Neo-con for all intent and purpose. be afraid.

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                        • #42
                          When I hear about these big asteroids that could hit us 20 years from now, I always think that there must be some technology that we could use to eliminate the threat or at least reduce the damage. What that technology is . .. . I have no idea but there must be something on the books that we could use given a 20 year warning or more... Use a bunker buster bomb to blast the thing to smitereens ?? I don't know.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Flubber
                            When I hear about these big asteroids that could hit us 20 years from now, I always think that there must be some technology that we could use to eliminate the threat or at least reduce the damage. What that technology is . .. . I have no idea but there must be something on the books that we could use given a 20 year warning or more... Use a bunker buster bomb to blast the thing to smitereens ?? I don't know.
                            Well, just off the top of my head, how about putting together a team of maverick oil workers to land on the asteroid, drill into its centre and plant an explosive device.

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                            • #44
                              Creating many smaller fragments, one of which is much more likely to create a substantial ocean strike. I loathe most modern Science Fantasy movies.
                              The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
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                              Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                              • #45
                                A better idea would probably be to have a nuke go off next to it, "gently" push it into a new orbit. You don't need change its speed or velocity much to stop a collision if you do it early enough.
                                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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