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  • Originally posted by Theben
    All Italian lire these days is worth approximately nil.
    It wasn't worth much before.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • Originally posted by Last Conformist
      Clearly, the people needs more booze.

      indeed.....

      please ...................................
      Gurka 17, People of the Valley
      I am of the Horde.

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      • /me throws a barrels of ale at Paddy.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • /me fills another jug

          thanks mate
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • /me thought Paddy just drank from the barrel.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • che, I used the tap on the side of barrel old chap...

              at least this barrel did not break against the wall when it was thrown
              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
              I am of the Horde.

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              • oh another day in Paradise

                so whats on the menu today then?
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                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                I am of the Horde.

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                • Bahrain? Dubai? Oman? Here's a head's up fellas, they all suck! F**k this entire part of the world, The Iraelis can glass it for all I care!

                  This has been a Lonestar Deployment mini-rant. I'll be here all weekend.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • Racist
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • well hope the air con does not give out
                      Last edited by Paddy; April 14, 2005, 12:11.
                      Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                      I am of the Horde.

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                      • Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
                        well hope the air con does not give out
                        As a matter of fact, let me post an email I sent to some friends just mere days ago...


                        So;

                        As some of you know, I live in Operations Berthing on the ship. Operations department includes us, The OS's (radarwatchers), the ITs (I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what they do), and Deck. Deck is where you go if you're too stupid to work in supply. Most of the time, anyway. Usually you've had some trouble with the law in the past as well.

                        Anywho, since this deployment started there has been some problem with theft in our Berthing. The Command's policy has been, basically, "If you left it unlocked, tough noogies". But if someone actually tried to break into your locker, that was a whole 'nother animal.

                        Well, finally an Officer got something of his stolen. He left his iPod sitting out in the wardroom (The officer's mess/lounge are) and it disappeared. Then it got sold around (how it got disappeared from the Wardroom is a chin-scratcher), including one deck guy and two OS's. Apperently, the trail stopped there. So, what was the command's solution (remember, in the past the command had told enlisted people it was their own damn fault something got stolen if it was left out)? The Operation's department officer's and Chiefs flipping tore up berthing looking for it. And in the process, one of those jackholes (I believe it was the ensign who has a degree in Art History) broke the fan coil unit (AC).

                        Try to understand, where we are, it is exceedingly hot. As it became hotter, the Wall of Knowledge that is our officers(most of them, anyway) determined that the iPod in question was not in OPS berthing. (no ****, sherlock) And, as it just so happened the Engineers have a grim view on the repairability of the FCU, as they just replaced the part in question on the FCU in their berthing. They got it going, but it's giving off just enough cold air to not turn it into an oven. As it is, it is merely a Sauna.

                        Damn but I hate this command.
                        And Che, just because I say so doesn't mean it's false.

                        Dubai was better than bahrain and Muscat, but it isn't like they have much competition when it comes to modern cities.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • welll damnations lad, that is bad news... to not have a decent air con in that heat, yuk... I hope someone clicks, and gets it pumping good again.
                          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                          I am of the Horde.

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                          • New recruit for the bar maid detail:

                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • drinks served are they

                              yes please

                              we want mooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeee sir
                              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                              I am of the Horde.

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                              • Originally posted by Last Conformist
                                New recruit for the bar maid detail:
                                That is repulsive.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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