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RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - October 17, 1869 - The War Department of the Confederate States of America announced the the capture of the capital of the French empire was even easier than expected. Major General JEB Stuart's Cavalry Corps had expected an easy day, but were stunned to have pastries and wine served to them by fair maidens upon arrival at the outskirts of the city of celebrated boulevards. By the time they arrived in the city center, to the adoration of cheering crowds waving the Stars and Bars, their steeds tread on rose pedals and lilies. General Stuart's aides reported that the French women were intitially so estactic that men who were actually attracted to women had arrived in town, but when they saw the dashing Virginia Cavaliers that they wer beside themselves with anticipation. Ever the gentleman, General Stuart ordered his men to rescue the neglected French females, then commented that "It would appear that the stories that the esteemed British Admiral told me concerning wanton desires of Paris women and the... aptitude... of the Frenchmen as 'lovers'."
In other news, domestic riots broke out in Wisconsin when locals attempted to serve Confederate States Army troops with what passes for beer in that region. Men of the south are not accustomed to drinking that which might easily pass for horse piss. Conscripted Colonel Ulysses S. Grant was ordered to dispose of the foul concoction, but when specific intructions were not provided, he and his staff became intoxicated while accomplishing their duty.
Turkish aggression will no longer be tolerated
Long live the CSA!!!!
France - At long last, Europe is cleansed of your stench. The Greater Reich has made a greater wreck of Napoleon's dreams, and now you and yours in the homeland of the Gauls will enjoy the exquisitely harsh caress of a nightmare without end. Wilkommen to Hell.
The dutch boy wants everyone to remember it is his barn, his business.
Hey Dutchboy, here are 2 Schillings. Now fetch your sister for me, worm. :doitnow:
"Britain needs to take a clear stand on the war in Asia...perhaps he should consult the CSA. Make up your mind already!"
These French, they just sit around and smoke their little thin cigarettes; will they ever decide to wash?
"All your central asia are belong to us"
The Sultan is an unenlightened despot who covets his own children
The glamour of the Mexican Fleets makes even the Pacific more beautiful.
We shall force feed coffee to the degenerate Austrians through their bottoms!
Confederate pleasure cruisers are making a nuisance of themselves off Spanish coast
Greasy Mexicans! Get the hell out of the Pacific Ocean! Your betters are coming through.....
To England: The English are still the best friends of the Chinese people.
Hail Mighty Austria
The pestilent stain of French culture will be wiped clean from the map of Europe
Even if you no talk to us we still want to be France's friend!
Get out of my way, Turkish freak
To Japan: You lazy bums, why don't you turn your useless guns against the CSA infidels, their slimey creepiness is slowly slithering in this way.
Turkey lives on its knees, and so it shall die on its knees
We shall rid us of your filthy fez-wearing presence in the Indian ocean snivelling Turks!
Back to the desert, foul kebab-eating camel-lovers
To Turkey: Hope you enjoyed your stay in the north, good riddens and don't let the door hit in the ass on the way out.
Whenever I see a Mexican raft I can't help but laugh.
To CSA: Keep your flippin armies off my land in Kam, why don't you go play down in Mexico and snort some coke and be happy.
I hope your sailors can use their sombreros as lifeboats!
Britain (The Orange One, the_orange1@hotmail.com)
F-N.Passage H
F-Barents > StP (nc) (BOUNCE)
F-North S F-Hol
F-Den S F-Kie (wc)
F-Baltic S F-Kie (wc)
F-G.Bot > StP (sc) (BOUNCE)
A-StP > Prm
A-Liv > Mos (BOUNCE)
F-Kie (wc) S F-Hol
F-Hol S A-Rou
A-Rou S F-Hol
F-Nan > Biscay
F-Gb > Vlc
F-Flk S F-C.Argentina
F-C.Argentina S F-Flk
F-Som > Red Sea (BOUNCE)
F-Persian S A-Mds > Oma
F-Arabian C A-Mds > Oma
A-Mds > Oma
A-Krc > Ban (BOUNCE)
A-Kas S A-Raj > Krc
A-Raj > Krc (BOUNCE)
A-Ben S A-Rng
A-Rng S F-Bnk (wc)
F-Bnk (wc) S A-Rng
F-Sp H
F-Oki H
F-Nsw S A-Que
A-Que S F-Nsw
France (Mensius, Mensius@yahoo.com) (NMR!)
F RH -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F VLC -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A TWR -> HOLDS
F SIE -> HOLDS
F GCS -> HOLDS
F CYN -> HOLDS
A BRA -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO COH or OTB)
A RDJ -> HOLDS
A OLI -> HOLDS
F B.CURRENT -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F FM -> HOLDS
A SIA -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A ANN -> HOLDS
A CMB -> HOLDS
F CCH -> HOLDS
F GoSIAM -> HOLDS
Holland (El Awrence, hodad1984@mixmail.com)
1. F SGB > W MED (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
2. F IVC H
3. A CMN > OKN
4. A TRN > BOT
5. F GOODHOPE > A ATLANTIC (BOUNCE)
6. F SGR SUPPORT F GOODHOPE > A ATLANTIC
7. F S ATLANTIC SUPPORT F SGR
8. A URU H
9. A LPA SUPPORT A BRA (SUPPORT CUT)
10. F HoAFRICA > M CHANNEL
11. F E INDIAN > MLD
12. F NE MONSOON SUPPORT F E INDIAN > MLD
13. F BARRIER > A PACIFIC
14. F PRT > SE TRADES
15. F GoMANAAR > E INDIAN
16. F CEY > GoMANAAR
17. F ANDAMAN > JAVA
18. F JAVA > CELEBES
19. F TIMOR > CORAL (BOUNCE)
20. F CORAL > EQ COUNTERCURRENT (BOUNCE)
21. F FIJ SUPPORT F CORAL > EQ COUNTERCURRENT (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
22. F BISMARK SUPPORT F IZU > W PACIFIC
23. F PHILLIPINE H
24. A NTR > SAU
25. F MLS SUPPORT F ANDAMAN > JAVA
26. F IZU > W PACIFIC
Austria (His Divine Shadow, zeon_archduchy@hotmail.com)
A Wrs sup Glc
A Prs sup Wrs
A Sil sup Ber
A Ber sup Prs
A Stu sup A Metz to Ruhr
A Metz to Ruhr
A Marseilles sup F Lyon to Vlc
F Lyon to Vlc (BOUNCE)
F W. Med sup F Lyon to Vlc (SUPPORT CUT)
A Glc sup Wrs
A Bud sup Glc
A Sr holds
F Rom(WC) to Lyon (BOUNCE)
F Tyr sup W. Med
F Sic sup Adr
F Adr sup Tyr
Turkey (Orange, bobby@UDel.Edu)
A Sev S A Mos
A Mos S A Sev (SUPPORT CUT)
A Prm S A Bku - Grg (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
A Grg - Orn (BOUNCE)
A Bku - Grg (BOUNCE)
A Teh - Khv (BOUNCE)
A Ban S A Afg (SUPPORT CUT)
A Khv - Bkh (BOUNCE)
A Afg S A Khv - Bkh
A Oma H (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A Ade - Hdr
A Mec - Nej
F Red - Ade
F Asw - Red (BOUNCE)
A Ken - Moz
A Cng - Rho
F Mld S F (British) Arabian (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F Gr - Ionian
F Ionian - Trp
F Mrc H
A Tir - Mdo
F Con - E.Med
A Sof - H
F Tun H
China (Defiant, defiant@charter.net)
A-OMS S A-STP > PRM
A-ORN > GRG (BOUNCE)
A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-EVE S A-OMS
A-IRK > YAK
A-VLA > KAM (BOUNCE)
A-SEO > VLA (BOUNCE)
F-SK > HOLD
F-SEA OF JAPAN S F-YELLO > KG
F-YELLOW > KG
F-HK > E.CHINA
F-S.CHINA > ANN (BOUNCE)
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-BRM S A-MLY
A-BKH S A-KRA > ORN (SUPPORT CUT)
A-KSH S A-BKH
A-TIB S A-KSH
A-YUT > SIA
Japan (Richard Nutt, rnutt@shaw.ca)
A KG sup F EDO (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
F OKH -> SAP
F EDO sup F OKH -> SAP
CSA (Ruffhaus, RUFFHAUS8@aol.com)
A Atlanta - hold
A Quebec - hold
F Eastern Seaboard supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Sargasso Sea
F North Atlantic Ocean - Sargasso Sea
F Hudson Bay supports F Azores Islands - North Atlantic Ocean
F Azores Islands - North Atlantic Ocean
F Bay of Biscay - Strait of Gibraltar
F Canary Islands supports F Bay of Biscay - Strait of Gibraltar
F Cape Verde Islands supports F Canary Islands - hold
A Toledo supports English F Gibraltar - Valencia
A Bordeaux supports English F Gibraltar - Valencia
A Paris supports Austrian A Metz - hold (NO SUCH ORDER)
F Helgoland Bight supports English F Kiel - hold
F Gulf of Guinea - Grain Coast (BOUNCE)
A Paramaribo - Cayenne (BOUNCE)
F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F Washington Bay - North Pacific Ocean
A Washington State - hold
A British Columbia - hold
A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Bering Sea convoys A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Kuril Trench supports A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Kirbati - Equatorial Countercurrent
F Hawaii supports F Kirbati - Equatorial Countercurrent
Mexico (Gerwald, CaladbolgFT@aol.com)
F A. INDIAN s F A. ATLANTIC
F NZE - CORAL (BOUNCE)
F EQ COUNTERCURRENT - FIJ
F SW PACIFIC s F EQ COUNTERCURRENT - FIJ
F W. PACIFIC s CSA F KIR - EQ COUNTERCURRENT (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO MHL or OTB)
F DRAKE s F REC - B. CURRENT
F A. ATLANTIC s F REC - B. CURRENT (SUPPORT CUT)
A QTO - LPA (BOUNCE)
A AMA s A PRA - BRA
A PRA - BRA
A CLD - PRA
F REC - B. CURRENT
F E. CAR - NE Trades
F M. ATLANTIC - REC
WINTER 1869 RETREATS DUE:
Friday, March 22nd @ 11:59pm
WINTER 1869 BUILDS\DISBANDS PENDING
Please Check Orders & Map for Errors, thanks.
In other news, domestic riots broke out in Wisconsin when locals attempted to serve Confederate States Army troops with what passes for beer in that region. Men of the south are not accustomed to drinking that which might easily pass for horse piss. Conscripted Colonel Ulysses S. Grant was ordered to dispose of the foul concoction, but when specific intructions were not provided, he and his staff became intoxicated while accomplishing their duty.
Turkish aggression will no longer be tolerated
Long live the CSA!!!!
France - At long last, Europe is cleansed of your stench. The Greater Reich has made a greater wreck of Napoleon's dreams, and now you and yours in the homeland of the Gauls will enjoy the exquisitely harsh caress of a nightmare without end. Wilkommen to Hell.
The dutch boy wants everyone to remember it is his barn, his business.
Hey Dutchboy, here are 2 Schillings. Now fetch your sister for me, worm. :doitnow:
"Britain needs to take a clear stand on the war in Asia...perhaps he should consult the CSA. Make up your mind already!"
These French, they just sit around and smoke their little thin cigarettes; will they ever decide to wash?
"All your central asia are belong to us"
The Sultan is an unenlightened despot who covets his own children
The glamour of the Mexican Fleets makes even the Pacific more beautiful.
We shall force feed coffee to the degenerate Austrians through their bottoms!
Confederate pleasure cruisers are making a nuisance of themselves off Spanish coast
Greasy Mexicans! Get the hell out of the Pacific Ocean! Your betters are coming through.....
To England: The English are still the best friends of the Chinese people.
Hail Mighty Austria
The pestilent stain of French culture will be wiped clean from the map of Europe
Even if you no talk to us we still want to be France's friend!
Get out of my way, Turkish freak
To Japan: You lazy bums, why don't you turn your useless guns against the CSA infidels, their slimey creepiness is slowly slithering in this way.
Turkey lives on its knees, and so it shall die on its knees
We shall rid us of your filthy fez-wearing presence in the Indian ocean snivelling Turks!
Back to the desert, foul kebab-eating camel-lovers
To Turkey: Hope you enjoyed your stay in the north, good riddens and don't let the door hit in the ass on the way out.
Whenever I see a Mexican raft I can't help but laugh.
To CSA: Keep your flippin armies off my land in Kam, why don't you go play down in Mexico and snort some coke and be happy.
I hope your sailors can use their sombreros as lifeboats!
Britain (The Orange One, the_orange1@hotmail.com)
F-N.Passage H
F-Barents > StP (nc) (BOUNCE)
F-North S F-Hol
F-Den S F-Kie (wc)
F-Baltic S F-Kie (wc)
F-G.Bot > StP (sc) (BOUNCE)
A-StP > Prm
A-Liv > Mos (BOUNCE)
F-Kie (wc) S F-Hol
F-Hol S A-Rou
A-Rou S F-Hol
F-Nan > Biscay
F-Gb > Vlc
F-Flk S F-C.Argentina
F-C.Argentina S F-Flk
F-Som > Red Sea (BOUNCE)
F-Persian S A-Mds > Oma
F-Arabian C A-Mds > Oma
A-Mds > Oma
A-Krc > Ban (BOUNCE)
A-Kas S A-Raj > Krc
A-Raj > Krc (BOUNCE)
A-Ben S A-Rng
A-Rng S F-Bnk (wc)
F-Bnk (wc) S A-Rng
F-Sp H
F-Oki H
F-Nsw S A-Que
A-Que S F-Nsw
France (Mensius, Mensius@yahoo.com) (NMR!)
F RH -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F VLC -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A TWR -> HOLDS
F SIE -> HOLDS
F GCS -> HOLDS
F CYN -> HOLDS
A BRA -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO COH or OTB)
A RDJ -> HOLDS
A OLI -> HOLDS
F B.CURRENT -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F FM -> HOLDS
A SIA -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A ANN -> HOLDS
A CMB -> HOLDS
F CCH -> HOLDS
F GoSIAM -> HOLDS
Holland (El Awrence, hodad1984@mixmail.com)
1. F SGB > W MED (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
2. F IVC H
3. A CMN > OKN
4. A TRN > BOT
5. F GOODHOPE > A ATLANTIC (BOUNCE)
6. F SGR SUPPORT F GOODHOPE > A ATLANTIC
7. F S ATLANTIC SUPPORT F SGR
8. A URU H
9. A LPA SUPPORT A BRA (SUPPORT CUT)
10. F HoAFRICA > M CHANNEL
11. F E INDIAN > MLD
12. F NE MONSOON SUPPORT F E INDIAN > MLD
13. F BARRIER > A PACIFIC
14. F PRT > SE TRADES
15. F GoMANAAR > E INDIAN
16. F CEY > GoMANAAR
17. F ANDAMAN > JAVA
18. F JAVA > CELEBES
19. F TIMOR > CORAL (BOUNCE)
20. F CORAL > EQ COUNTERCURRENT (BOUNCE)
21. F FIJ SUPPORT F CORAL > EQ COUNTERCURRENT (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
22. F BISMARK SUPPORT F IZU > W PACIFIC
23. F PHILLIPINE H
24. A NTR > SAU
25. F MLS SUPPORT F ANDAMAN > JAVA
26. F IZU > W PACIFIC
Austria (His Divine Shadow, zeon_archduchy@hotmail.com)
A Wrs sup Glc
A Prs sup Wrs
A Sil sup Ber
A Ber sup Prs
A Stu sup A Metz to Ruhr
A Metz to Ruhr
A Marseilles sup F Lyon to Vlc
F Lyon to Vlc (BOUNCE)
F W. Med sup F Lyon to Vlc (SUPPORT CUT)
A Glc sup Wrs
A Bud sup Glc
A Sr holds
F Rom(WC) to Lyon (BOUNCE)
F Tyr sup W. Med
F Sic sup Adr
F Adr sup Tyr
Turkey (Orange, bobby@UDel.Edu)
A Sev S A Mos
A Mos S A Sev (SUPPORT CUT)
A Prm S A Bku - Grg (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
A Grg - Orn (BOUNCE)
A Bku - Grg (BOUNCE)
A Teh - Khv (BOUNCE)
A Ban S A Afg (SUPPORT CUT)
A Khv - Bkh (BOUNCE)
A Afg S A Khv - Bkh
A Oma H (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
A Ade - Hdr
A Mec - Nej
F Red - Ade
F Asw - Red (BOUNCE)
A Ken - Moz
A Cng - Rho
F Mld S F (British) Arabian (DISLODGED, DESTROYED)
F Gr - Ionian
F Ionian - Trp
F Mrc H
A Tir - Mdo
F Con - E.Med
A Sof - H
F Tun H
China (Defiant, defiant@charter.net)
A-OMS S A-STP > PRM
A-ORN > GRG (BOUNCE)
A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-EVE S A-OMS
A-IRK > YAK
A-VLA > KAM (BOUNCE)
A-SEO > VLA (BOUNCE)
F-SK > HOLD
F-SEA OF JAPAN S F-YELLO > KG
F-YELLOW > KG
F-HK > E.CHINA
F-S.CHINA > ANN (BOUNCE)
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-BRM S A-MLY
A-BKH S A-KRA > ORN (SUPPORT CUT)
A-KSH S A-BKH
A-TIB S A-KSH
A-YUT > SIA
Japan (Richard Nutt, rnutt@shaw.ca)
A KG sup F EDO (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
F OKH -> SAP
F EDO sup F OKH -> SAP
CSA (Ruffhaus, RUFFHAUS8@aol.com)
A Atlanta - hold
A Quebec - hold
F Eastern Seaboard supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Sargasso Sea
F North Atlantic Ocean - Sargasso Sea
F Hudson Bay supports F Azores Islands - North Atlantic Ocean
F Azores Islands - North Atlantic Ocean
F Bay of Biscay - Strait of Gibraltar
F Canary Islands supports F Bay of Biscay - Strait of Gibraltar
F Cape Verde Islands supports F Canary Islands - hold
A Toledo supports English F Gibraltar - Valencia
A Bordeaux supports English F Gibraltar - Valencia
A Paris supports Austrian A Metz - hold (NO SUCH ORDER)
F Helgoland Bight supports English F Kiel - hold
F Gulf of Guinea - Grain Coast (BOUNCE)
A Paramaribo - Cayenne (BOUNCE)
F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F Washington Bay - North Pacific Ocean
A Washington State - hold
A British Columbia - hold
A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Bering Sea convoys A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Kuril Trench supports A Alaska - Kamchakta
F Kirbati - Equatorial Countercurrent
F Hawaii supports F Kirbati - Equatorial Countercurrent
Mexico (Gerwald, CaladbolgFT@aol.com)
F A. INDIAN s F A. ATLANTIC
F NZE - CORAL (BOUNCE)
F EQ COUNTERCURRENT - FIJ
F SW PACIFIC s F EQ COUNTERCURRENT - FIJ
F W. PACIFIC s CSA F KIR - EQ COUNTERCURRENT (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO MHL or OTB)
F DRAKE s F REC - B. CURRENT
F A. ATLANTIC s F REC - B. CURRENT (SUPPORT CUT)
A QTO - LPA (BOUNCE)
A AMA s A PRA - BRA
A PRA - BRA
A CLD - PRA
F REC - B. CURRENT
F E. CAR - NE Trades
F M. ATLANTIC - REC
WINTER 1869 RETREATS DUE:
Friday, March 22nd @ 11:59pm
WINTER 1869 BUILDS\DISBANDS PENDING
Please Check Orders & Map for Errors, thanks.
Hola Senor! We have been doing so much coke and drinking mucho Tequila; ahhh we can't see straight. We think our raft will retreat to MHL. We hear the beaches are simpatico to our debauchery! (Gun Shots ring out!!) Arriba, arriba, andale, andale!!! Anexo las islas!!! Viva Mexico!!! Los Tacos estan muy grande!!! 
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