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    Britons are arrogant bastards!

    Helping bring CSA line-dancing to the French

    French are even more arrogant bastards!

    May the dutch hold out a thousand years.

    Chinese are stupid arrogant bastards!

    Dutch are just stupid bastards!

    CSA: Your help against the evil French is much appreciated

    "ENGLISH BROTHERS, WE MUST REMAIN STRONG"

    Nice French people.

    Yet Britons are good at cricket, lovely!

    What do you call a Turk in Russia? A nice, friendly chap

    And french produce the greatest wines in the world.

    RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - April 29 1868 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
    condemed recent Dutch agression in the Western Pacific Ocean, and stated
    that in retribution that the Confederacy would seize the Marshall Islands
    from
    Holland, liberating them from Dutch tyranny, pathetic footballers, and
    those awful tulips.

    In the same speech the president reaffirmed the Confederacy's support of
    Great Britian, and labled Prime Minister Orange as noble, capable, and
    trustworthy ally. To that end the ever retreating and foul smelling French
    will be assailed by the Confederacy until they sue for peace with England,
    or are relieved of their territorial responsibilities worldwide. The
    president went on to warn the Austrians against collaboration with France
    (putting
    aside the fact hat the French are unmatched at collaboration) and noting
    that the Sultan certain thirsts for Austrian blood, and is has a sharpened
    scimitar at the ready.

    This week the president ordered General JEB Stuart's 1st Virginia Cavalry
    Army to depart Montreal, and storm the shores of Normandy, from where the
    cavalier general plans to romance every French woman on his way to Paris,
    where he and his Virginians will undoubtably be afforded ample shade
    underneath the trees line avenues, and served fine fine by Frenchmen to
    cowardly to protect their homeland. General Stuart was overheard last
    night remarking that "This ought be more fun than our 1861 ride around
    10,000 blue monkeys!"

    In other news El Presidente Gerwaldo of Mexico continues to receive our
    fullest regard and is held in the highest esteem for his loyalty and
    tactical awareness. As another nation allied with the 'Just Cause' Mexico
    continues
    to be recognized globally as a nation worthy of respect from their friends
    equally as they inspire fear from their foes.

    Evil Dutch pirates will be wiped out

    While chinese, oh well, are sometimes funny.

    Stupid inbred Confederate rednecks.

    And dutch are at least not arrogant, but decent.

    "JAPAN DOGS, YOU ARE THE VIRUS TO BE RID OF"

    Helping Turkey rid the world of Dutch nancy-boys

    My favourites however are austrians, yeah!

    The French make my ass twitch. Be gone you foolish French.

    Dutch piggies, get out of the Med

    Finger out the **** Dutch boy, time to die

    Arrogant British oppressors.

    Kill, kill, kill the French, nyahahahaha

    The dutch don't seem to fight well. They make my ass twitch too.

    The CSA are such fine diplomats and tacticians. They keep pounding the
    Dutch and fooling the French.

    China is a commie pinko long-haired hippie freak.

    English Dogs shall be destroyed.

    France - Long have you labored to keep your cleansing from becoming
    reality, but all your labors have been in vain. Perhaps Fortune will smile
    on you elsewhere.

    Britain
    F-Barents SUPPORTS A-StP
    F-N.Passage HOLD
    F-Norway > Denmark
    F-Sweden > Baltic
    F-North SUPPORTS CSA A-Quebec > Nantes
    F-Rouen SUPPORTS CSA A-Quebec > Nantes
    F-Kie (wc) HOLD
    F-Holland SUPPORTS F-Kie (wc)
    F-Gibraltar > Straits of Gibraltar (BOUNCE)
    A-StP SUPPORTS Turkish A-Mos
    F-Baltic > Liv
    F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-Flk > B.Current
    F-Flk > B.Current (BOUNCE)
    F-Red > H.Africa (BOUNCE)
    F-Arabian SUPPORTS Turkish F-Mld > NE Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
    A-Mds HOLD
    F-Bom SUPPORTS F-Arabian
    A-Krc SUPPORTS A-Kas
    A-Kas SUPPORTS A-Krc
    A-Ben HOLD
    A-Rng > Bnk (BOUNCE)
    F-Bnk (wc) > Mls (BOUNCE)
    F-Singapore SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc) > Mls (SUPPORT CUT)
    F-E.China Sea > Oki (BOUNCE)
    A-Que SUPPORTS F-Nsw
    F-Nsw SUPPORTS A-Que

    France
    A Olivera S Dutch A Uruguay
    A Brasilia S Dutch A La Paz
    F Recife S A Pra
    F Cayenne S A Pra
    F Monrovie - Sie
    F GCS S Dutch F IVC-GoG
    A Mrc S Dutch F SGB-Gib (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
    F Vlc S A Bordeaux-Marseilles
    A Bordeaux-Marseilles
    F Azores-Biscay (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
    F WMed S A Mrc
    A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
    A Stuttgart S A Ruhr
    F Okinawa S Dutch F Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
    F Formosa S F South China Sea
    F South China Sea S F Formosa
    F Cch S F South China Sea
    A Ann S A Sia
    A Sia S A Cmb-Bnk
    F GoSiam S A Cmb-Bnk
    A Cmb HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
    A Pra HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)

    Holland
    1. A Uruguay -HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
    2. A La Paz supports French A Brasilia
    3. A Congo -> Okn
    4. F South Atlantic supports F Ivory Coast -> Gulf of Guinea
    5. F Ivory Coast -> Gulf of Guinea
    6. F Cape of Good Hope -> Antarctic Atlantic
    7. F South Georges Islands -> Brazil Current (BOUNCE)
    8. F Strait of Gibraltar supports French F Valencia -> Gibraltar (NO SUCH
    ORDER)
    9. F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea (BOUNCE)
    10. F Horn of Africa supports F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea (SUPPORT CUT)
    11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa (SUPPORT CUT)
    12. F Ceylon -> Gulf of Manaar (BOUNCE)
    13. F East Indian supports F Gulf of Manaar -> Arabian Sea
    14. F Southeast Trades supports F East Indian
    15. F Java Sea -> Singapore (BOUNCE)
    16. F Malaysia supports F Java Sea -> Singapore (SUPPORT CUT)
    17. A New Guinea -> Irian Jaya
    18. A Perth supports F Timor Sea
    19. F Timor Sea supports F Coral Sea
    20. F Coral Sea supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT)
    21. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
    22. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)
    23. F Bismarck Sea supports F Western Pacific
    24. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT)
    25. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
    26. F Izu Trench supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)

    Austria
    F Sic HOLDS (NO ORDER GIVEN)
    F Crs sup F Tyr to Lyons
    F Tyr to Lyons
    F Adr to Tyr
    F Sal to Rom (WC)
    F Crt to Adr
    A Pie to Mrs (BOUNCE)
    A Ven to Pie (BOUNCE)
    A Ber sup Bav
    A Bav sup Ber
    A Prs sup Ber
    A Sr holds
    A Sil sup Prs
    A Wrs sup Glc
    A Glc sup Wrs

    Turkey
    A Mos S A PRM
    A PRM S A MOS
    A GRG - ORN (BOUNCE)
    A SEV S A ANG - GRG
    F BLACK C A ANG - GRG
    A ARM - BKU
    A KHV S A AFG
    A AFG S A KHV
    A BAG - BAN
    A SYR - NEJ
    A RMN H
    F GR S F ION
    F ION S F TUN
    F TUN S F ION
    A ALG - TWR
    F CAI - RED (BOUNCE)
    F CYP - EMED
    A HDR - OMA
    A ADE H
    A ABY - GAL
    A SUD - DAR
    F MLD - NE MONSOON (BOUNCE)
    A ANG - HOLD (NO ORDER GIVEN)

    China
    A-PEK > MNC
    A-VLA > KAM (BOUNCE)
    A-SEO > VLA (BOUNCE)
    F-YELLOW > S. OF JAPAN
    F-FSN S F-YELLOW TO S. OF JAPAN
    F-SHA > YELLOW
    A-OMS S A-ORN
    A-EVE S A-OMS
    A-KRA S A-ORN
    A-ORN S A-KSL > BKH (SUPPORT CUT)
    A-KSL > BKH
    A-BHK > KSH
    A-YUN > TIB
    A-BRM S A-MLY
    A-MLY S A-TNK
    A-YUT S A-TNK
    A-TNK S A-YUT
    F-CAN S A-TNK
    F-HK S ENGLISH F-S.CHINA (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)

    Japan
    A KG -> VLA (HOLDS, NO CONVOY)
    F SoJAPAN convoys A KG -> VLA (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SAP, EDO, or OTB)
    F OKH sup A KG -> VLA
    F SK sup A KG -> VLA

    CSA
    F Helgoland Bight supports English F Kiel - hold
    F North Atlantic Ocean convoys A Quebec - Nantes
    F Hudson Bay convoys A Quebec - Nantes
    A Quebec - Nantes
    F Bay of Biscay supports F Canary Islands - Azores Islands
    F Canary Islands - Azores Islands
    F Gulf of Guinea - Middle Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE, MAY RETREAT TO DMK, CMN,
    or OTB)
    F Sargasso Sea - Cape Verde Islands
    F Eastern Seaboard - Sargasso Sea
    F Washington DC - Chesapeake
    A Paramariso supports Mexican A AMA - PRA
    A Richmond - hold
    A Rupertsland - hold
    A Oklahoma - New Orleans
    A Washington - hold
    A British Columbia - Alaska (BOUNCE)
    A Alaska - Kamchakta (BOUNCE)
    F Bering Sea convoys A Alaska - Kamchakta
    F Westerlies suppports F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
    F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean (BOUNCE)
    F Kirbati supports Mexican F Southwest Pacific Ocean - Equatorial
    Countercurrent

    Mexico
    A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE)
    A CLD s A AMA - PRA
    A LMA - AMA (BOUNCE)
    A QTO s A LMA - AMA
    F M.Atlantic - B. Current (BOUNCE)
    F E. CAR s CSA A PRM
    F VRG - NE Trades
    F C. Basin s Drake
    F Kuril - IZU (BOUNCE)
    F NZE - Coral (BOUNCE)
    F A Pacific s SCT - SW. Pacific
    F Drake s M. Atlantic - B. Current
    F SW. Pacific - EQ Countercurrent (BOUNCE)
    F SCT - SW. Pacific (BOUNCE)

    Double-check for mistakes in both the orders and the map. A number of
    players forgot to write in orders for units. I can't accept implied orders.
    I need them for record keeping.

    RETREATS DUE:
    Saturday, November 17th @ 11:59pm
    "I kick a$$ for the Lord!"
    -- Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's _Dead Alive_

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