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To: Turkey--"One, Two, Three the sheep wait for Sahibeeeee
china - you pansy! how long are you planning to be a french *****?
France will be evicted from Asia
The French should be complimented on their selection of fine wines.
What do you call a Dutchman in Europe? Dead
China is a god damned son-of-a-*****. He will die alone and unloved with only a mangy house cat for company. When he dies, I will go to his funeral and goose his mother with a turkey leg.
Does anyone else see that China and Turkey are secretly allied? Look at the orders closely. They are designed bounces. Guess who is going to be caught in the crossfire limey?
The Flying Dutchman, soon to be the Crying Dutchman
The French should be despised on their like for snails.
Keeping the Turkish pirates off the Indian coast
To: France--"While you are wasting time here, you are losing valuable units elsewhere, reconsider you actions or we will make them for you.
Turkey's presence on this earth will no longer be tolerated
The sun's going to set on the British Empire.
Your days are numbered, evil Dutch piggie
"I hate the Japs, every last one of them!" (Purposely misquoted from future President McCain)
What are the Turks doing in Russia? Getting their asses kicked by the looks of it
Those inbred southern rebel hicks should go back to the caves up in "de hills" that they crawled out of not so long ago.
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - October 15, 1867 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
reaffirmed the Confederacy's committment to their brave Mexican allies, and pledge continuing military and diplomatic support in achieving the principles outlined in the Ruffhaus Doctrine. Unlike their slimey European neighbors the English have honoured their pledge to comply with the spirit of the above decree as one would have expected from any honourable nation. In their time of strife they have requested financial and economic assistance while they are beset by the villianous alliance of France and Holland. The Confederacy is more than happy to assist the noble nations of England and Mexico against the bandits and pirates running under the flag of France and Holland.
To:England--"The walls of OKI will fall to the English.
The French make my ass twitch. Be gone you foolish French.
To:Japan--May your day be filled with the scent of rotting fish.
Surrender Englishes, or I shall taunt you a third time.
The dutch don't seem to like New Zealand very much. Heck, they didn't even feel like defending the peaceful land. Maybe us Mexicans will do a better job controling the island.
Fight on noble Dutchmen, the end is not yet here.
The CSA are such fine diplomats and tacticians. They keep pounding the Dutch and fooling the French.
Evil Confederate scum must die.
France - The birthplace of the arch-devil Bonaparte now belongs to the Divine Order. We shall take exquisite delight in excising his lineage from the universe.
The English are imbecils. Do they really believe that the slavemonger will let them live forever? Wait until they see 4-5 disbands this year from a rebel stab! LOL
Britain
F-Tasman > New Zealand (BOUNCE)
A-Que HOLD
F-Barrier > Nsw
F-E.China Sea > Oki (BOUNCE)
F-Red > H. Africa (BOUNCE)
F-Bom SUPPORTS G.Manaar > Arabian
A-Mds HOLD
F-G.Manaar > Arabian
A-Krc > Ban (BOUNCE)
A-Kas > Krc (BOUNCE)
A-Ben HOLD
A-Rng SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc)
F-Bnk (wc) HOLD
F-Singapore HOLD
F-Mrc > Sgb (DESTROYED)
F-Vlc > Gb
F-Lon > North
F-North > Holland
F-N.Passage SUPPORTS F-Barents
F-Barents SUPPORTS F-N.Passage
F-Nor SUPPORTS F-Lon > North
F-Swe HOLD
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Kiel (wc)
A-StP > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Kiel (wc) SUPPORTS F-North > Holland
F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-Flk > B.Current
F-Rouen SUPPORTS F-North > Holland
F Flk -> HOLDS (*no order given*)
France
F MNV S F MAtlantic-GCS
F MAtlantic-GCS
A Pra-Prm (BOUNCE)
F NE Trades S A Pra-Prm (NO SUCH UNIT)
F Rec-NE Trades (BOUNCE)
A Bra S Dutch A La Paz
A RDJ S A Oli
A Oli S A RDJ
A Tir-Mrc
F Azores H
F Crs-WMed
F Mrs-Vlc
A Bor S F Mrs-Vlc
A Stu S A Ruh
A Ruh S A Stu
F Oki S Duthc F Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
F Formosa S F Cch-S China
F Cch-S China
A Ann S A Sia
A Sia S Cmb-Bnk (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cmb-Bnk (BOUNCE)
F GoSiam S Dutch F Java Sea-Mls
F Cyn -> HOLDS (*no order given*)
Holland
1. F Holland holds (DESTROYED)
2. F Straits of Gibraltar supports French A Tir -> Morocco
3. A La Paz supports French A Brazil
4. A Uruguay holds
5. F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Atlantic
6. F South Georges Islands supports F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Atlantic
7. F Gulf of Guinea -> Ivory Coast
8. A Kenya -> Congo Basin
9. F Mozambique Channel -> Cape of Good Hope
10. F Horn of Africa supports F Northeast Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa
12. F Amn Islands -> Gulf of Manaar
13. F East Indian Ocean -> Ceylon
14. F Maldives -> East Indian Ocean
15. F Java Sea -> Malaysia
16. F Sumatra -> Java Sea
17. F Southeast Trades supports F Sumatra -> Java Sea
18. F Perth supports F Southeast Trades
19. A New Guinea holds
20. F Coral Sea -> New Zealand (BOUNCE)
21. F Timor Sea -> Coral Sea (BOUNCE)
22. F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
23. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
24. F Bismarck Sea supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
25. F Izu Trench supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
26. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
27. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
Austria
A Prs sup Ber
A Wrs sup Glc
A Ber sup Bav
A Bav sup Ber
A Sil sup Ber
A Sr holds
A Glc sup Wrs
A Ven sup Bav
A Pie holds
F Crt to Adr
F Adr to Sal
F Sic sup Tyr
F Lyon to Crs
F Tyr sup F Lyon to Crs
Turkey
A ALG -> H
F IONIAN -> Tun
F GR S F TBQ - Ion
F TBQ -> Ion
F CAI (ec) -> Redsea (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A CYP -> Syr
A ANG -> Arm
A RMN S Sev
A SEV S Mos
A MOS S Sev
F Black S Rmn
A PRM - Oms (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A GRG S Orn
A ORN S Afg - Bkh (DESTROYED)
A BAG -> Ban (BOUNCE)
A KHV S Afg - Bkh
A AFG -> Bkh (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A NEJ -> Ade
A HDR S Nej - Ade
A SUD S Aby
A ABY S Sud
F ARABIAN H (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO GUJ, PERSIAN, OMA, MLD, or OTB)
China
A-BKH > ORN
A-OMS S A-BKH > ORN
A-KRA S A-BKH > ORN
A-KSL S A-BKH > ORN
A-EVE S A-OMS
F-YELLOW S ENGLISH F-E.CHINA > OKI
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
F-FSN > S. OF JAPAN (BOUNCE)
F-HK > S.CHINA (BOUNCE)
A-KSH > BKH
A-VLA > HOLD
A-SEO S A-VLA > HOLD (SUPPORT CUT)
A-WUH > PEK
A-CAN > YUN
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-BRM S A-MLY
Japan
A EDO -> KG
F SoJAP -> SEO (BOUNCE)
F SK -> VLA (BOUNCE)
F OKH sup F SK -> VLA (SUPPORT CUT)
CSA
F Helgoland Bight supports English F Rouen - Holland (NO SUCH ORDER, NO SUPPORT GIVEN)
F Bay of Biscay supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Canary Islands
F North Atlantic Ocean - Canary Islands
F Hudson Bay supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Eastern Seaboard supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Sargasso Sea supports Mexican F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
F Grain Coast - Monrovia (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO GoGUINEA or OTB)
A Paramariso supports Mexican A BRC - CLD (SUPPORT CUT)
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
A Rupertsland - hold
A Chicago - Oklahoma
A Washington - hold
A British Columbia - hold
A Alaska - hold
F North Pacific Ocean - Bering Sea
F Westerlies supports F Western Pacific Ocean - hold
F Hawaii F Western Pacific Ocean - hold
F Western Pacific Ocean supports Mexican F Kuril Sea - hold (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
F Kirbati supports Mexican F Society Islands - Southwest Pacific Ocean
Mexico
A AMA s A BRC - CLD
A QTO s A AMA
A BRC - CLD
A LMA s A AMA
F NE Trades - M.Atlantic
F E. CAR s CSA A PRM
F P. Basin - C. Basin
F Kuril - OKH (BOUNCE)
F SW. Pacific - NZE
F A Pacific supports F SW. Pacific - NZE
F VRG - NE Trades (BOUNCE)
F C. Basin - Drake
F SCT - SW. Pacific
Sorry for not getting these out sooner. I've been snowed with work here. Check orders and map for errors.
Winter 1867 RETREATS DEADLINE:
Sunday, October 28th @ Midnight.
I'll post deadline for Builds\Disbands with the retreats.
china - you pansy! how long are you planning to be a french *****?
France will be evicted from Asia
The French should be complimented on their selection of fine wines.
What do you call a Dutchman in Europe? Dead
China is a god damned son-of-a-*****. He will die alone and unloved with only a mangy house cat for company. When he dies, I will go to his funeral and goose his mother with a turkey leg.
Does anyone else see that China and Turkey are secretly allied? Look at the orders closely. They are designed bounces. Guess who is going to be caught in the crossfire limey?
The Flying Dutchman, soon to be the Crying Dutchman
The French should be despised on their like for snails.
Keeping the Turkish pirates off the Indian coast
To: France--"While you are wasting time here, you are losing valuable units elsewhere, reconsider you actions or we will make them for you.
Turkey's presence on this earth will no longer be tolerated
The sun's going to set on the British Empire.
Your days are numbered, evil Dutch piggie
"I hate the Japs, every last one of them!" (Purposely misquoted from future President McCain)
What are the Turks doing in Russia? Getting their asses kicked by the looks of it
Those inbred southern rebel hicks should go back to the caves up in "de hills" that they crawled out of not so long ago.
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - October 15, 1867 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
reaffirmed the Confederacy's committment to their brave Mexican allies, and pledge continuing military and diplomatic support in achieving the principles outlined in the Ruffhaus Doctrine. Unlike their slimey European neighbors the English have honoured their pledge to comply with the spirit of the above decree as one would have expected from any honourable nation. In their time of strife they have requested financial and economic assistance while they are beset by the villianous alliance of France and Holland. The Confederacy is more than happy to assist the noble nations of England and Mexico against the bandits and pirates running under the flag of France and Holland.
To:England--"The walls of OKI will fall to the English.
The French make my ass twitch. Be gone you foolish French.
To:Japan--May your day be filled with the scent of rotting fish.
Surrender Englishes, or I shall taunt you a third time.
The dutch don't seem to like New Zealand very much. Heck, they didn't even feel like defending the peaceful land. Maybe us Mexicans will do a better job controling the island.
Fight on noble Dutchmen, the end is not yet here.
The CSA are such fine diplomats and tacticians. They keep pounding the Dutch and fooling the French.
Evil Confederate scum must die.
France - The birthplace of the arch-devil Bonaparte now belongs to the Divine Order. We shall take exquisite delight in excising his lineage from the universe.
The English are imbecils. Do they really believe that the slavemonger will let them live forever? Wait until they see 4-5 disbands this year from a rebel stab! LOL
Britain
F-Tasman > New Zealand (BOUNCE)
A-Que HOLD
F-Barrier > Nsw
F-E.China Sea > Oki (BOUNCE)
F-Red > H. Africa (BOUNCE)
F-Bom SUPPORTS G.Manaar > Arabian
A-Mds HOLD
F-G.Manaar > Arabian
A-Krc > Ban (BOUNCE)
A-Kas > Krc (BOUNCE)
A-Ben HOLD
A-Rng SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc)
F-Bnk (wc) HOLD
F-Singapore HOLD
F-Mrc > Sgb (DESTROYED)
F-Vlc > Gb
F-Lon > North
F-North > Holland
F-N.Passage SUPPORTS F-Barents
F-Barents SUPPORTS F-N.Passage
F-Nor SUPPORTS F-Lon > North
F-Swe HOLD
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Kiel (wc)
A-StP > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Kiel (wc) SUPPORTS F-North > Holland
F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-Flk > B.Current
F-Rouen SUPPORTS F-North > Holland
F Flk -> HOLDS (*no order given*)
France
F MNV S F MAtlantic-GCS
F MAtlantic-GCS
A Pra-Prm (BOUNCE)
F NE Trades S A Pra-Prm (NO SUCH UNIT)
F Rec-NE Trades (BOUNCE)
A Bra S Dutch A La Paz
A RDJ S A Oli
A Oli S A RDJ
A Tir-Mrc
F Azores H
F Crs-WMed
F Mrs-Vlc
A Bor S F Mrs-Vlc
A Stu S A Ruh
A Ruh S A Stu
F Oki S Duthc F Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
F Formosa S F Cch-S China
F Cch-S China
A Ann S A Sia
A Sia S Cmb-Bnk (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cmb-Bnk (BOUNCE)
F GoSiam S Dutch F Java Sea-Mls
F Cyn -> HOLDS (*no order given*)
Holland
1. F Holland holds (DESTROYED)
2. F Straits of Gibraltar supports French A Tir -> Morocco
3. A La Paz supports French A Brazil
4. A Uruguay holds
5. F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Atlantic
6. F South Georges Islands supports F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Atlantic
7. F Gulf of Guinea -> Ivory Coast
8. A Kenya -> Congo Basin
9. F Mozambique Channel -> Cape of Good Hope
10. F Horn of Africa supports F Northeast Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa
12. F Amn Islands -> Gulf of Manaar
13. F East Indian Ocean -> Ceylon
14. F Maldives -> East Indian Ocean
15. F Java Sea -> Malaysia
16. F Sumatra -> Java Sea
17. F Southeast Trades supports F Sumatra -> Java Sea
18. F Perth supports F Southeast Trades
19. A New Guinea holds
20. F Coral Sea -> New Zealand (BOUNCE)
21. F Timor Sea -> Coral Sea (BOUNCE)
22. F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
23. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
24. F Bismarck Sea supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
25. F Izu Trench supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
26. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Marshal Islands -> Western Pacific
27. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
Austria
A Prs sup Ber
A Wrs sup Glc
A Ber sup Bav
A Bav sup Ber
A Sil sup Ber
A Sr holds
A Glc sup Wrs
A Ven sup Bav
A Pie holds
F Crt to Adr
F Adr to Sal
F Sic sup Tyr
F Lyon to Crs
F Tyr sup F Lyon to Crs
Turkey
A ALG -> H
F IONIAN -> Tun
F GR S F TBQ - Ion
F TBQ -> Ion
F CAI (ec) -> Redsea (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A CYP -> Syr
A ANG -> Arm
A RMN S Sev
A SEV S Mos
A MOS S Sev
F Black S Rmn
A PRM - Oms (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A GRG S Orn
A ORN S Afg - Bkh (DESTROYED)
A BAG -> Ban (BOUNCE)
A KHV S Afg - Bkh
A AFG -> Bkh (NO MOVE MADE, NO INSULT GIVEN)
A NEJ -> Ade
A HDR S Nej - Ade
A SUD S Aby
A ABY S Sud
F ARABIAN H (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO GUJ, PERSIAN, OMA, MLD, or OTB)
China
A-BKH > ORN
A-OMS S A-BKH > ORN
A-KRA S A-BKH > ORN
A-KSL S A-BKH > ORN
A-EVE S A-OMS
F-YELLOW S ENGLISH F-E.CHINA > OKI
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
F-FSN > S. OF JAPAN (BOUNCE)
F-HK > S.CHINA (BOUNCE)
A-KSH > BKH
A-VLA > HOLD
A-SEO S A-VLA > HOLD (SUPPORT CUT)
A-WUH > PEK
A-CAN > YUN
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-BRM S A-MLY
Japan
A EDO -> KG
F SoJAP -> SEO (BOUNCE)
F SK -> VLA (BOUNCE)
F OKH sup F SK -> VLA (SUPPORT CUT)
CSA
F Helgoland Bight supports English F Rouen - Holland (NO SUCH ORDER, NO SUPPORT GIVEN)
F Bay of Biscay supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Canary Islands
F North Atlantic Ocean - Canary Islands
F Hudson Bay supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Eastern Seaboard supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Sargasso Sea supports Mexican F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
F Grain Coast - Monrovia (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO GoGUINEA or OTB)
A Paramariso supports Mexican A BRC - CLD (SUPPORT CUT)
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
A Rupertsland - hold
A Chicago - Oklahoma
A Washington - hold
A British Columbia - hold
A Alaska - hold
F North Pacific Ocean - Bering Sea
F Westerlies supports F Western Pacific Ocean - hold
F Hawaii F Western Pacific Ocean - hold
F Western Pacific Ocean supports Mexican F Kuril Sea - hold (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
F Kirbati supports Mexican F Society Islands - Southwest Pacific Ocean
Mexico
A AMA s A BRC - CLD
A QTO s A AMA
A BRC - CLD
A LMA s A AMA
F NE Trades - M.Atlantic
F E. CAR s CSA A PRM
F P. Basin - C. Basin
F Kuril - OKH (BOUNCE)
F SW. Pacific - NZE
F A Pacific supports F SW. Pacific - NZE
F VRG - NE Trades (BOUNCE)
F C. Basin - Drake
F SCT - SW. Pacific
Sorry for not getting these out sooner. I've been snowed with work here. Check orders and map for errors.
Winter 1867 RETREATS DEADLINE:
Sunday, October 28th @ Midnight.
I'll post deadline for Builds\Disbands with the retreats.
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