The Frontier Refugee Camp

[Evil Capitalist]

*cage crumbles to rust*

*EC makes his getaway in a conveniently placed Trabant*

*just manages to outrun crawling pursuers*

*all other pursuers knocked unconscious by fumes, gas masks disolved by the east german chemical weapon*

[Shadowstrike]

Hour, unknown. We have set up our residence without our old homelands of S&D. Who knows how long we can stay here before we are found out. Mao has been chosen to keep the night watch. The rest of us are either sleeping or tending to the more deprived amongst us. We have decided to erect a giant statue of the Walrus, in hopes that he can tell us what ineed happened to our rodina. I have filled two pieces of parchment with newsposts, now I run short of both ink and parchment. How many more hours we can last is still unknown. Perhaps we may have to stay here for a long time. Then, we must adapt. Or perish. But the hope lives on. We hope.

Even now, the clock ticks backward, and our posts come out in the past. ruely our minds are slowly warping the reality of this world. Where, then, where is Coug?

[Shadowstrike]

*twiddles thumbs*

"Frontier Deprivation, hour 20. My hands are growing numb. I;'m biting my fingernails complusively, and am creating newsposts out of habit. On a corner of a piece of parchment, I have somehow written the words, "Canada Debates purchase of Carrier". I don't know how much longer we can stand this trapped emplacement. Wayne and Erwin have begun to chase EC all over the place. When shall we all go raving mad?"

[Shadowstrike]

A sighting! I just noticed a "Coug" at the EU forums!

and I know this will probably emerge halfway up the page.

[Evil Capitalist]

Hour 23: I always knew that life at the frontier was on the razor's edge between genuius and insanity, where the shadows merge and spill across the night sky forming plans for world domination. I just never thought I'd come so close to falling from the blade, into the deep pools of darkness that lie beneath. My atempts to keep writing can only do so much. Already I'm thinking with secret tags- what the net has forfeited my brain has taken up. OOC flame wars flit through my mind, improbable happenings are accepted without a blink of the eye.

I only hope I can survive another few hours.

[Waaaaaayne]

*picks up AK-47*

for the Frontier

*lets of a few rounds at random*

*accidentaly shoots EC*

sorry

[Waaaaaayne]

About 18 hours ago

*chases after EC with a miscelaneous heavy metal object*

[Anssi Hakkinen]

It is only testimony to our desperation that we sit here spamming towards another forum's post count. We should do something useful to keep the pain away. We should write news posts. We should debate what was destroyed by that tsunami and what wasn't.

We should get the Frontier back and soon.

[Evil Capitalist]

If only the terrible uncertainty could end, the schjrodinger's cat be either dead or alive, the overblown writing come to a final and grinding stop.

*collapses from nervous exhaustion*

[Waaaaaayne]

Witness my power I can send my posts back in time!

bwahahahahahaha

but seriously I posted the bit about shooting EC with the AK-47 in responce to WV's post but it appears about half way down the page. I wonder where this post will end up...

[Mao]

Actually, isn't the point of the cat is that it's both dead AND alive?

[Teekay]

It was the best of times... it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!

In the time since the Frontier has shut down, I've read a book -- Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities -- saw my daughter play around with newfound energy, and ate a meal from Wendy's, at which point I noticed that Dave has a very big ego. Dave being the guy who founded Wendy's and has his visage all over it... It's not "Wendy" anymore that's on the food, but Dave. I don't like Dave.

:banned: I Know Why the Caged Smilie Sings

[Bolo]

I only want to nuke Iran.....

Is that so muc to ask???? Is it??

Anyway I was planning to pick up the terrorists today or yesterday and then find out how they got the Anthrax and who gave it to them. Specific answers would result in a number of outcomes but the one I was hoping for the most was that I would find out that Iran was indeed behind this and that Tehran would go up in Nuclear fire.

But instead.... I am playing Madden 2002 and hanging out with some buddies.... not that that is a bad thing mind you.

[Waaaaaayne]

because if it doesn't Erwin will shoot it

Since the frontier shut down I have spammed apolyton, talked to a few friends over MSN and gained six levels on diablo II. God I need the frontier back!!!

And the point of the cat is not that it is both alive and dead but more that it cannot be both alive and dead. The point was to basically disprove the bit of quantum theory that says quanta have no properties until they are measured. Unfortunately it has since been proved that quanta do in fact have no proerties until they are measured and so people have had to compromise by saying that the cat consists of so many quantum states that it is in fact at all times essentially both alive and dead. Which basically boils down to: cat, photon, irritating feline that chases birds, smallest possible quantity of light, how the hell can you compare a cat to a bloody photon?

(I read alot about quantum mechanics the last time the Frontier died)

[Dr. Nick]

*test*

I can't seem to read any posts beyond WarVoid's.