Apolyton Politics: Apolytics!

[DarkCloud]

Choose from the poll your party, then after the poll closes in a week, elect a leader, then roleplay in a UN setting, agendas are:

The Apolyton Communist Party (ApolyCommie)
- Good old homegrown Communist Ideals in a post-USSR world

The Pragmatical Communist League
- Utopic Communism mixed with Socialism and Liberalism as well as Anarchism and of course- Libertarianism

The Fascist People's Republic of APOLYTON
- To propogate our goals we will assimilate other forums with spam and flame anyone who dares insult our members.

The Junta
- Made up of ex-militia, ex-army, and ex-hackers, the Junta is a society based on one sole purpose (The purpose is to be decided at a later date) and to accomplish their purpose they will use any means avaliable; lying, cheating, spamming, etc.

ConservApolyton
- Conservatives. their goals are: Free enterprise, free oil, free market, free weapons, and are willing to imprison people for life if they do not agree.

The Left-Wing League (Known as Liberal League in poll)
- Against big business they are for a government that controls the people. Democrats. Liberals. A mix of Fascist and Communist ideals.

The Feudalists
- We wish to instill a rigid class structure at Apolyton by making those who have been here the longest and have the most posts all powerful administrators

AntiAmericana
- Against all things American

La Sociedad de Dictators
- The society of dictators believes that only one entity should administrate the board.

The Uncertains
- Goal: Spam
They don't understand the political ideals and wish to fill the board with pure, lovely buckets of spam.

[*End Is Forever*]

They're all crap, I told you before...

Nice idea, poor execution.

[DarkCloud]

Oh forum goddess please tell me why!

[Az]

DarkCloud: the Idea is great . my preposition is to post a pre-poll site , that would ask for people's Ideas . let's say ..err .. you and err ... I choose the winning Ideas .. 9 of them , for the polls . then we post the poll . people will vote and then we'll kindly ask them to place their political affiliation on their location , so that everyone could know who is who .

*NOTE*: all steps should be coordinated with forum moderators so no spamming or threadjacking would be allowed .

P.S.Libertarianism - what is it ?

[Ted Striker]

I think it's a fun idea!

He doesn't have to be bang on with definitions that satisfy everybody! This is fun.

[Ming]

Fun it may be... but moved to the stories forum where it belongs.

[DarkCloud]

4 More Parties

ADDENUM:

The Atheistic Humanistic League
- For the abolition of Religion. Against the abolition of Post counts.

The Christian Democratic Federation
- For the abolition of Atheistic practices. Against abortion. Against money. For equal rights. For equality.

The Archaic Christian Federation
- For the rights of all White, Christian Males who think alike. Against anyone who thinks differently. "thou shall be burned at the stake for heresy."

Hebrew.com
- The website and alliance for all Hebrews who bitterly oppose the hated AHL and CDF. Closely allied with The Uncertains because of their ties with Eli

[Wraith]

Hail,

You're missing at least one important category... the anarcho/minarcho-capitalists. You do mention libertarians, but for a lot of us it doesn't mix with Communism under any circumstances...

Wraith
"Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy."
-- Franz Kafka

[History049]

Imprison everyone? Sure

Libertarian = wants no government.

[Ted Striker]

Wut

[DarkCloud]

But Ming! It's also a political discussion debate thread!

[BeBMan]

Re: I think it's a fun idea!

Originally posted by derek
He doesn't have to be bang on with definitions that satisfy everybody! This is fun.

But the definitions should at least make some sense - I mean "Left-Wing League" - A mix of Fascist and Communist ideals -

However it IS fun

[DarkCloud]

Re: Good idea Dalgetti

Originally posted by derek
This way we can come up with alot of clever parties. Personally, I'm with the fascists. I like the idea of protecting this place against certain *cough* other forums.

Not like they could ever successfully hurt this place.

Oh, I dont know, that Blizzard forum was pretty active!
And AoE Heaven, they had so much clout they got 2 posters banned!
And NewsMax, you can't forget NewsMax!
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Perhaps we should do like Dalgetti proposed and maybe rework the Left Wing Legaue

Official ConservApolyton Theme Rant:
(Courtesy of Zopper)

""Everything for free, free, free!
And imprison those who don't agree!"

[BeBMan]

And it also seems that there is no poll needed - since nearly every poster will have its own party...

[Eli]

The choice is quite obvious.