mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Remember, our military is better than that of Russia.
You get what you pay for!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
But when were your parts made?

Mexico to Russia
What is the % probability that your parts will work?

Mexico News!!!!
The Mexican textile industry has suffered a massive blow, due to the recent shift in style. Clothing is no longer long, but the infidel Americans to the North have infected out culture with their short, revealing, and generally lascivious clothing. The scantily clad citizerns are beginning to copulate more, and that has caused a predictable popuilation spike in the years to come.
Ultimatley though, Mexico is enforcing a stricter dresscode. All citizens wil be required to wear at least three layers of clothing that will consist on long sleeves,, and pants REGARDLESS of temperature. The citizens will need to build up a natural resistance ot heat, in case global thermonuclear war should ever erupt.
Emperor De La Rocha's media campaign has been a huge media success!! The sales, and ratings for everything are in record numbers. Emperor De La Rocha has also decided to write a romance novel entitled "Zabibah and the Emperor". It takes place on a date that is crucial in Mexican history.

Mexican New that is known, but not said for fear of execution(SECRET)
The reason for Emperor De La Rocha's success in the Mexican media, is becasue he dominates it. There is nothing else. It is all state owned. The clothing is just an attempt to boost the Mexican economy, by increasing frivolous spending within the destitute regime.

[mrmitchell]

France alleges that the use of the mass media as a tool for Emperor De La Rocha is corrupt. France reenacts its tariffs on Mexico.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO: They were made here in Gangzhou! They have a.....
Well, first, how much are you willing to pay?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Mexico :

Eh, if you just try and use them immediately after shipment, maybe 50 to 80% chance of success. But with a very small amount of maintenance and calibration, success rate will go up to 95-99%. And no one can really claim to do significantly better. All hardware requires adjustment and up-to-the-last-minute testing/calibration. For only a nominal fee, we can do the calibration for you and deliver them to you ready-to-use, minimal assembly required.


EDIT : You see! China will rip you off. Our products come with a guarantee and at a reasonable price.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
The Russians may be right in that you can't go above 99%, you can get higher power!
China is the worlds leading military power. Russia is the armpit of Europe.
Who would you trust?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Russia
We choose to be screwed fby the Russians. The Chinese have already f**cked us enough.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
China is deeply disappointed in you

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
France has its own space program, but does not wish to sell our hard-earned parts. They are too expensive to replace. However, we can offer you professional assistance.

France to Mexico (tooop secret)
...if you figure out a way to use it against China.

[mrmitchell]

moderator stuff
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Geneva-based group "Watching the World" (french "Regardez le Monde", I think) has published an analysis of the top 5 nations in several categories on Earth. The analyses were made by independent investigators and may not correctly align with how that nation portrays its status.

Strongest economies
1. USA
2. China
3. France
4. Russia
5. Germany

Strongest militaries
1. USA
2. China
3. Germany
4. Russia
5. France

Highest Discontent
1. France
2 (tie). Mexico*
2 (tie). China*
4. USA
5. Russia
*For the purposes of this survey, official government statistics were not used. There is a particularly wide margin of error possible for discontent ratings, but methods were used to ensure anonymity of individuals, so that they could not fear being beaten by government officials.

Infrastructure
1. USA
2. France
3. Germany
4 (tie). China
4 (tie). Russia

Education
1. France
2. USA
3. Germany
4. (entire group) Morgan Freeman Alliance
5. Russia

After publishing the data, the French government rewarded their pursuit of knowledge with undisclosed sums of cash deposited to their secret Swiss bank accounts. The independence of the group has since come under fire--especially since King Mrmitchell was seen at various events with them--but France issued a statement backing up their correctness. "Oh, yes, they are very independent," the statement said. "No bias at all. And we definitely didn't bribe them, in sums of under $100,000 each. That would be cheap."

[Nubclear]

OOC: If the US is in shambles, how is it that it still maintains its military and its economy and its education and its infrastructure all at the same time?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France (secret)
Sure, the assistance would be cool, but we want to seek peace on earth. If eliminating a certain country, be that China, or even oh let's just say FRANCE, we will do so to accomplish peace.

Also,

France alleges that the use of the mass media as a tool for Emperor De La Rocha is corrupt. France reenacts its tariffs on Mexico.

The empire of De La Rocha alleges that mass media is quickly replacing religion as the opiate of the masses everywhere. Media is almost always bought out by corporate slimeballs. To prevent this from happening, De La Rocha has seized control of the media, to give the people truth without the stain of powerhungry corporations.
The state control of all types of media, and industry, als ogives the state the ability to better control the country's haggard economy. While it may displease France and its laissez-faire mentality, Mexico asks that the Tarriffs be abolished, becasue Mexico's media domination is only temporary, and the tarriffs will only prolong the Mexican Mass Media Monopoly(4M).

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Afghanistan
We are still wondering what our stance will be. Do you choose to ally yourself with the Magnificent, Majestic, Mexican Alliance that is collectively know as the Morgan Freeman Alliance, and seek peace for all of human kind, now and in the future? Or will you bow down to China? The choice is yours.

[bipolarbear]

*For the purposes of this survey, official government statistics were not used. There is a particularly wide margin of error possible for discontent ratings, but methods were used to ensure anonymity of individuals, so that they could not fear being beaten by government officials.

Mexico can only assume that when you say beaten, that you are reffering to China, becasue in Mexico we do not beat or torture our citizens, we send them to vitality adjournment camps.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
We send those who need to be re-educated to the marvelous re-education facilities near Mexico City!