staznes Apolyton II: The Current World

[Methril]

ok, updates almost a done, so update will be posted today

i think i should stop making promises and just tell you 30 minutes in advance

[Sheep]

Brazil declares oit neutrality and introduces the Shepe Doctirne sayin that no un South American nation will interfere in South America.

Or some **** like that.

I am so stoned. Can you help me Methril? Azale? Anyone?

[erz87]

First help me, what "stoned" mean in the sentence you wrote?!?!
lol

[Nubclear]

To Erz: Stoned means to be...stoned.

To Germany: At approximately 10:00 AM Berlin Time, the United States will lift all trade restrictions. The Federal Republic of Germany will then have 1 hour to lift trade restrictions before the embargo is put in place again.
The United States hereby reluctanty recognized the Egyptian government. But no trade with them, sorry.
Oh, and the US will never drop its flag!

Orders: *Secret* Expand military.
*Top Secret* Build more nukes!
*Secret* Import more bread from the Netherlands into the White House. Its VERY good!!!

[Specialist290]

Germany has agreed to lift its trade ban on the United States and will now recognize Palestine as a sovreign nation.

[Nubclear]

The United States begins trying to encourage investments in Germany however there is resistance.

[Methril]

bah, ill take the lifts in effect after the update, i dont feel like re-wording half the update

preparing to post, so no more orders

[Methril]

April, 2002

North America

Cuba has begun its massive conscription program. Over 50,000 men have been rounded up so far and forced to join the military.

Everyone's assets is frozen everywhere!! Added to the nukings of New York, Biejing, and Seoul, the world economy has plummeted into a second Great Depression!! (no country with economy higher than 12)

Due to the new depression, many Americans are calling for the impeachment of the new Tassador.

Small progress has been made cleaning up the mess in the Northeastern US. It is suspected over 200 billion dollars will be needed in all.

An attempt to cripple the US military system is an utter failure, as only a handful of priest succeed. The rest didnt even try, either to afraid or too old.

South America

A new ruler has taken control of the politically and economically fragile Brazil. Sheep and marched his army on Brasilia, declaring himself as Emperor. In response, Argentina has cut off thier alliance.

South Columbian rebels run to the mountains on the border between Columbia and Ecuador, and in the following battles the Columbian army unsuccessfully attempted to push them into the nearby neighbor.

Europe

The European Alliance invades France!! The French military was able to withstand the first blows from Spain, but when Germany and Italy moved in, the French Army promptly surrendered. Riots are daily, and people demand thier wine which has been locked and stored in the Popes private cellar in Switzerland.

Right before, Spains government was seized by a Catholic religous government. The people made the transition quiet easily.

Much like in North America, Europe's economy collapses and people are largely unemployed or poor.

Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, and Kazakhstan join the new USSR!! Due to the new depression, coups and propaganda campaigns in these countries have succeeded. The Ukraine has been split into two factions over it, and people in Uzbekistan and Tajikstan are trying to overthrow thier governments to join.

The economical sitaution in the USSR, while bad, has been controlled through state funding and help programs.

Greece and Turkey sign peace at Salonika. The Salonika Agreement hands over Cyprus to full Greek control, and places Turkish occupied lands in Turkish hands for a 50 year lease. Then a vote is to take place on whether to stay Turkish or go back to Greece.

Military installations in Germany destroyed by US presence!! The bases have been either burned or bombed, along with a great deal of infrastructure. No damage was done to the German Army itself, which was away in France.

Middle-East

Iraq quickly makes peace with the defeated Saudis, gaining huge oil fields.

Iran invades Iraq!! The Iranian Army runs far into the east, stopping only when the Iraqis came back from Saudi Arabia. The fighting has begun in the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, near Baghdad.

Israel joins Papal States and Germany in thier alliance.

Asia & Oceania

US and China sign peace. In the wake of the devastating war, a new democratic government was set up in China. The economy is stuggling as usual, but many think its potential is great.

In Korea, Southern Korea has finally received help from Japan. The two countries push together at the tired and hungry DPRK Army. They have been pushed out of South Korea, and are being pressed into Pyongyang.

Thailand invades Burma!! The Burmese people rejoice at the "invaders" as they continually trounce the Army which is split between rebels and the government.

Last mobs cleared out in Australia. The economy has suffered greatly, dropping to almost third world proportions (-7 levels)

Africa

Coup in Egypt!! General Darius Setenpenra has grabbed hold of the country, abolishing the governemnt and making himself Paraoh. Tons of patriotic Egyptians join the army, draft or no draft.

Afraid of the new government of Egypt, Libya and Sudan have begun to mobilize thier military.

Trade revenue from the Suez Canal stops, making the Egyptian economy dip.

Morocco finishes off the rebels in Western Morocco, but by a released statement they "vow to return, and bring the Western Sahara independance and jihad against Morocco".

Diplomacy

From: Ethiopia
To; Egypt

We will take you up on your offer.

From: Israel
To: Euro Alliance

We deeply thank you for your genorosity.

[Methril]

[Nubclear]

To GOD: Can I have a blank copy of your map? It's very nice, but I don't feel like redrawing ALL the borders.

To Sudan, Libya: Because Americans love to travel to Egypt...If you even enter Egyptian territory you will die. I'm sorry, but it has to be this way.

To China: Several companies (Motorla being the biggest) wish to begin investment into your country and the US would like to begin trade. I suggest we sign a Mutually Beneficial Trade Treaty.

To Germany: The United States would like to sign a Non-Aggression Treaty with the Federal Republic of Germany.
The United States also asks that Germany return all assets that were stolen during the trading standoff to the respective owners of those facilities and assets.
*Secret* And dont let the pope do this to you again. Both our economies have been devestated because of this, yet he sits on his golden throne laughing at our stupidity. */Secret*

Internal Movements:
40,000 people march in the streets chanting anti-German slogans protesting the reinitation of trade with Germany.
2 Catholic Churches bombed in apparent anti-catholic attack.
1 Mormon Church bombed.
Evacuation plans now being put into effect for Northeast USA, millions flee.
US Begins advertising around the world for tourism. Commercial features several US sites and Tassadar saying "It's very glorious! "
Anti-Catholic protests in Salt Lake City. 2 demonstrators were arrested after constructing lifelike models of Pope Jamski and raping it near main street.
Tassadar moves Capital City to Salt Lake City. Mainly because SLC doesn't have much crime.

Orders:

Move Head of Government to Sale Lake City.
Begin construction of new city in Northern Utah - Tassagrad.
Establish psuedo-dictatorship. But tell the American people its a democracy, just like Bush
Privately tell LDS leaders to stay away from the Government building or else the Pope gets to come to Salt Lake.
Build more planes. Ha.

[naervod]

Erez is not familiar with many American/Western slang terms b/c he is from Israel. Stoned means high on marajuana.

[Nubclear]

WARNING: REALLY REALLY BAD JOKE UP AHEAD

Spoiler:

How can he not be familiar with American slang when he lives in America?

*Hilarity ensues*

[Jack_www]

To United States:
We will sign this free trade agreement and US bussiness are free to come to China and set up opperations here.

[Voltaire]

To Ethiopia: We will begin loading troop convoys with relief supplies immediately. *secret*But our convoys cannot reach you without passage trough the Sudan, we request your assistance in our liberation attempts in Sudan.*secret*

To the people of the Democratic Republic of the Congo: Haven't you suffered long enough under the unstable tyrannical rule of your leaders? We offer you the chance at a better life, the chance for liberation against ineffective corrupt dictatorial regimes, join us in our struggle to return Africa to the hears of civilization like it once was.

Orders:
-rename Cairo to Memphis
-invest in revitalization of the infrastructure
-move 30% of current forces into Sudan immediately, the forces are to carry relief to the people of Sudan (in the hopes that they will rise up against their government and join us), the operation is to be one of beheading the government with an immediate push for the Sudanese capital
-remaining forces to intensify defence of Egyptian soil against possible attacks from Libya and counterattacks from Sudan
-provide arms and money to anti-government, pro-egyptian Congo rebel groups
-reopen Suez Canal, increase toles on ships passing through to fund revitalization efforts

[Jack_www]

To South Korea:
The old government actually had North Korea attack your nation in order to try to strike back at the United States. We therefore will cut off all aid to North Korea and will aid you in reuniting all of Korea.


To North Korea:
The Republic of China formally decares war on your nation.
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Orders:
Start invasion of North Korea.