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  • Orders : (secret surprise = once you've read it its too late) Freeze all American assets in European Alliance. Value estimates at 100 trillion dollars. Laugh all the way to the bank (Swiss) Preists to detonate thier bombs at every barracks and airbase and naval harbour in the USA and dependant territories at the same time. Every unit has a chaplain after all Preists in towns to target phone exchanges and electricity substations. America is immediately to be plunged back to the stone age. (and to a third world economy)

    FEEL GOD'S FURY SATANIST SWINE! MAY JESUS HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF HIS SERVANTS WHO GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR HIS CAUSE!

    -Jam
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    • DIE *****DOG!!!!

      AKA: Methril!!! This is illegal!!!!
      Last edited by Nubclear; September 3, 2003, 18:14.
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      • (OOC) Don't be too silly Tass (/OOC)

        My preists are capable of doing that... or I could quickly send the cancel order, if you agree to totally disarm, scrap your nuclear program and get the hell out of Israeli territory

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
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        • Originally posted by Jamski
          (OOC) Don't be too silly Tass (/OOC)

          My preists are capable of doing that... or I could quickly send the cancel order, if you agree to totally disarm, scrap your nuclear program and get the hell out of Israeli territory

          -Jam
          Hardly. The chances of your preists being able to detonate bombs at EVERY american military installation and destroy the ENTIRE power grid all at the same time are VERY low.
          It's also unlikely that your state could freeze EVERY US asset in Europe as the Papal State does not control Europe.

          I appeal to Methril to reverse this blatant rules-violation
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          • We can have a damm good try though

            -Jam
            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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            • The United States would like to assure Palestine that even though the UN voted against them, the United States will protect it's independance.
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              • We thank the USA for your generous decision. We also applaud your efforts for democracy in the world, although because of the Vatican, they have failed.
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                • The United States has beared a burden of sorrow, and as such will increase funding to Palestine by about 100 billion USD.
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                  • To Pope: Hang in there. Support is coming. (Secret: How many bombs do your priests need?)

                    To the European Alliance: We see that once again the United States has been plunged into dictatorship. Let all of Europe unite against the swine Tassadar! Freeze all American assets in your countries!

                    To France: If you join the Alliance, we won't attack. I would advise you to consider your options carefully.

                    To Tassadar: He may not control all of Europe, but him and me combined can work miracles.

                    To the World: We say no to Palestine.

                    To Israel: As the Americans are sending troops to secure your enemies, we shall send ours to secure you.

                    MORE ORDERS (As if I needed to post any more)

                    - Secret: Give the Pope as many bombs as he requests.

                    - Transfer a full armored division of Alliance troops to Israel.

                    - Engage in another anti-American propaganda campaign throughout Allied Europe. Fire up the blood against them!

                    - Engage in a propaganda campaign in France calling for the people to overthrow their corrupt government.
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                    • To Germany: We'll retract our decision when you do.

                      Actions:

                      All American companies IMMEDIATELY drop every investment in Germany, causing major economic paralysis.
                      All German assets frozen in America.
                      Economic sanctions imposed on Germany, causing further economic troubles.
                      US military retooling for nukes.
                      Tourism in Germany banned.
                      Begin Anti-German propaganda all over the world.
                      Spending for American intelligence agencies stepped up.
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                      • To United States:
                        We urge you to stop in your foolish ways. provoking the entire world will not help to heal your wounds. China is focused on rebuilding our nation and setting up a truely democratic government. We sugest that the United States do the same.

                        Orders:
                        Cut millitary force by 500,000 men in millitary. Place these in reserve in time of war. Also make the Chinese armed forces voluntary. Use extra funding from cuts in millitary to train remaining forces.

                        Start clean up of nuke sites. Also start transfer over to a total capitalist economy, but sell government owned bussiness one at a time. Also for 3 years give 50% tax break to all Chinese owned bussiness.
                        Donate to the American Red Cross.
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                        • To Pope:
                          Can we have some of that money from the US? They have devasted China, and Chinese government believes that one trillion would be nice payment for the suffering they have caused us.
                          Donate to the American Red Cross.
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                          • To China : Sure... but we always like to help our friends. The amount the Americans are trying to freeze in Europe (too late we took it all, mate) is more than enough to share around. By the way, isn't it nice living in a civilised country with thousands of years of history and culture?

                            To the UStupidA :

                            All American companies IMMEDIATELY drop every investment in Germany, causing major economic paralysis.
                            Point #1 : You have a free market - it is up to each company to doas it wants, unless you're ending capitalism in America.
                            Point #2 : The investments in Germany ARE the assets that have just been seized, so there's nothing for them to drop. All factories, offices, bank accounts etc are already in the hands of European governments. The only possible exception is France, because we still don't know which way they'll spring, and Britain, who continue their silly isolationist policies. You could try and get American money out of those two, but then they'd definitely join the European Alliance against you...

                            To Germany : We approve of everything. Thanks for your kind offers, but the Milano bomb factories are quite sufficient for the moment, and besides, our armed preists are already armed and in place.

                            -Jam
                            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                            • What nations are free?
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                              • FURTHER ACTIONS

                                -Call all German military personnel (attaches, vacationing soldiers) out of the US.
                                -Give US troops 24 hours to leave their bases in Germany. Have any soldiers that remain arrested. Then seize the bases for the Alliance's use.
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