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  • TO United States:
    We will never make peace with you evil nation. We will not stop untill every part of China is free from your occupation. We will not stop in China, we will come to America and free the people of the United States from your corrupt rule. Then we will execute you in front of the whole world so that you can pay for the crimes you have done.
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    • To Inquisition forces in Spain : We reccommend you allow the new Catholic Government (Conclave of Hispanic Bishops) to sign the Trans-Alpine Alliance.

      To Catholic Priests and Other Loyal Servants of GOD in the USA : We are shipping weapons to you through Canada, Mexico and Cuba of the finest Swiss manufacture (i.e. Uzi, Glock), so that you can defend yourself against the forces of Satan. May St. George and the Archangel Michael protect you and strengthen your arms with rightiousness.

      To China : But not if we get him first, then he will be burnt at the stake in Rome.

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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      • Iran to U.S. :

        You get nothing.

        Iran to Iraq :

        Not good enough. We know you are sending secret correspondences to the evil Americans.

        Iran to Pope :

        well, yeah. That's what we're doing.


        ACTION: Proceed with invasion of Iraq. *G. W. Bush, from his exile in Iran: "Light 'em up."*


        Iran to Muslim world: JIHAAAAAAAAAAAD! Fun for everyone! Come join! After America's running dog, Iraq, we'll get America itself!
        Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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        • To Iran: We once again offer you 8 Jaguar fighter-bombers and crew for temporary use in the Iraqi campaigns, this time publicly. In exchange, we request a share of the spoils...

          To Pope: *secret* I think that if the priests and the militia coordinate their efforts in the US, they can cause greater damage than acting seperately. What say you?
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          • *sigh* Well, I guess Indonesia could spare some suicide bombers for the cause.

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            • It's time for an Islamic Jihad!!!!!!!!!! Down with the Israelis, down with the godless Iraqis.

              To: Iraq
              From: Palestine

              Give as half of your tanks and aircraft or feel the wrath of Allah.

              To: Pope
              From: Palestine

              We wish for continued peace with the Catholic Church. *secret*We will help against the United States, providing you give us a free hand in Israel.*secret*
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              Prime Minister Calvin Williams of Britain in SHNESA
              Prime Minister Yasser Arafat of Palestine in stAZNES2 (Apolyton)

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              • To Palastine (dead top secret) : If you're against the USA, then we consider you a friend. However, we also consider Israel an ally against the evil ANTICHRIST americans. Perhaps we can support your plans after the SATANSPAWN are defeated, but for the present it is better if we allies do not fight against each other, but concentrate on the EVIL that is America. (/dead top secret)

                -Jam
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                • To the Vatican: Die *****dog.

                  To Iraq: Saudi Arabias, duh. We don't need your oil.

                  To China: Really? You and what army?

                  To Japan: Will you assist us in killing china? They want to kill you. They HATE you!!! Remember Manchuria? They do!

                  To Iran: Do you really want to die?

                  To Muslim World: Don't go with iran...Or else!

                  To Palestine: We can ship several tanks and aircraft to your nation, so long as you provide us a base there.
                  Also: American intelligence agencies are still very nice.
                  Also: Isn't the situation in China unfortunate? Hopefully it never has to be mirrored.

                  ACTIONS:
                  Building nukes still.
                  Increasing size of army through local milita forces.
                  Conscription and draft also used to increase size of army.
                  Major airstrikes in Beijing.
                  Tassadar performs satanic ritual sacraficing a baby for wealth and power.
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                  • Tassadar performs satanic ritual sacraficing a baby for wealth and power.
                    You will burn in hell, ANTICHRIST. You will feel the wrath of GOD the most holy.

                    -Jam
                    1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                    That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                    Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                    Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                    • To the Vatican: I would gladly burn in hell, for then I shall meet out Lord Lucifer, and we shall dance until the heavens and the Earth have plunged into the darkest pits of hell.
                      The Lord shall look down upon me and grant me great power and wealth, while he will chew your body for all eternity.

                      *****dog.
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                      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                      • To the people of the USA : May GOD have mercy on your souls :

                        Lux aeterna luceteis, Domine, *** sanctis tuis in aeternum, quia pius es. Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat eis, *** sanctis tuis in aeternum, quia pius es. AMEN.

                        -Jam
                        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                        • Originally posted by Jamski
                          To the people of the USA : May GOD have mercy on your souls :
                          -Jam
                          God is powerless. Satan is the new future. You fail to recognize this...And therefore YOU WILL DIE!

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                          USA changes from DEMOCRACY to MILITARY DICTATORSHIP. Oh well.
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • Since when is the word c.u.m. rude? Its just common latin for

                            -Jam
                            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                            • To Australia Citizens:

                              We must rise in arms to oppress the Satanical Regime of the USA. The Prime Minister is willing to pardon all religious dissidents if they join their fellow humans in a holy war!
                              Promoter of Public Morale
                              Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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                              • To Australia: Hey, we turned a blind eye when you illegally invaded New Zealand. Attempt to attack us in any way and you will feel the crusts of fire.
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                                Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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