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  • Invade Afghanistan with help from as many Afghanis/ anyone else who wants to help in order to throw out the American occupying presence.
    Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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    • To UN and all nation of World:
      The Leader of the United States is truely evil and insane. We have not use nuclear weapons on the civilians of the US, but they wish to destroy all of China simply because we wanted to defend ourselves. We call all nations to unite against the United States and overthrow their insane leader.
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      • To the UN:
        *From his thrown of bones in the House of Darkness*
        I acknowledge that I am evil and insane. However, they themselves killed 15 million people with their weapons of mass destruction. We simply repay the favor.

        ACTIONS:
        1 Nuke to SINUIJU
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        • From: Israel
          To: US

          Then we shall nuke you with your own weapons.

          *Israel has ordered a massive evacuation, people are running through the streets in dismay and getting to wherever they can, most far awy from the cities and into neighboring countries of Jordan and Egypt*

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          • Originally posted by Methril
            From: Israel
            To: US

            Then we shall nuke you with your own weapons.

            *Israel has ordered a massive evacuation, people are running through the streets in dismay and getting to wherever they can, most far awy from the cities and into neighboring countries of Jordan and Egypt*
            From: The US
            To: Israel

            Now you die!!!

            ACTIONS:

            REALLY REALLY BIG ICBMS TO:
            Naharriya
            Akko
            Haifa
            Tiberias
            Nazareth
            Oiryat Shemona
            Hadera
            Netanya
            Tulkarm
            Janin
            Herzilyya
            Tel Aviv
            Yaffa
            Bat Yam
            Rehovot
            Ramla
            Jerusalm
            Qiryat Gat
            Ashqelon
            Ashdod
            Gaza
            Khan Yunis
            Zefa
            Dimona
            Beersheba
            Minzpe Ramon
            Yotvata
            Hebron
            Bethlehem
            Jericho
            Ram Allah
            Petah Tiqwa
            Rishon LeZiyyon
            BASICALLY Every City in Israel
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            • To: USA
              From: Palestine

              I will ask for you not to nuke the following cities because they are in or to close to Palestinian territory:
              Jerusalem
              Bethlehem
              Any other city within or withinn 30 miles of Palestinian territory. We will take care of those.
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              • Originally posted by naervod
                To: USA
                From: Palestine

                I will ask for you not to nuke the following cities because they are in or to close to Palestinian territory:
                Jerusalem
                Bethlehem
                Any other city within or withinn 30 miles of Palestinian territory. We will take care of those.
                Uh....

                *Luckily, this message was recieved 1 minute after launch. Those damn Palestinian spies!!!*

                To Palestine:

                All ICBMs targeted at Palestinian territory with Israeli presence have been detonated above the Atlantic Sea. Please eliminate the Israeli scourge from your cities or we will be forced to take action.
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                • /me excommunicates the US President. *
                  He'll burn in hell. The treasures of the Holy Land will be forever destroyed.... unless a MIRACLE occurs.
                  /me prays for a freak lightning storm/gale/hurricane to disable the nukes guidance systems so they land in the Arabian desert. *

                  Come on GOD, don't let the Pope down. We have to save the poor Jews.

                  -Jam
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                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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                  • doesn't anyone else think that a lot of Tassadar's people would be at the unprovoked nuclear attacks?
                    Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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                    • dont worry, i have it all covered

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                      • I knew that praying to God (Methril) might help

                        -Jam
                        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                        • Foolish: They aren't UNPROVOKED nuclear attacks...Clearly China was asking for it, and then ISRAEL threatened the United States with a nuclear attack!!! Pre-emptive action had to be taken.

                          Pope: Remember: The Jews killed Jesus. Now the Neojesus shall kill the Jews : D

                          GOD: Please have mercy upon my soul!!!!
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                          • Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
                            Clearly China was asking for it, and then ISRAEL threatened the United States with a nuclear attack!!! Pre-emptive action had to be taken.

                            you really get into your role
                            Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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                            • well, israel threatened to nuke because you threatened to de-arm and effectively destroy them. The American people dont like being engaged in a WW with China and the DPRK, then seeing the military de-arm thier main middle-eastern ally.

                              But the severity wont be on the scale of Australia's switch to Islam....

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                              • oh, and update tomorrow (lots of time to do one)

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