staznes Apolyton II: The Current World

[Jack_www]

To Indonesia:
From China:
We would like to disscuss the the proposed alliance with your nation and the terms of such an alliance. We will be sending our top dipolmats to disscuss this futher with your President.

[Jack_www]

ooc:
Methril should not CHina have a nuke too since they are in the nuclear club.

[Vev]

To pope (secret): The money will be put into my private slush funds good use to help stablise the region.

[Methril]

Jack, didnt i give china a nuke? If i didnt, it will be fixed.


update today, unless i dont get more orders (prince jason, finnmaster, cinna)

[Jamski]

To Australia (secret) : Nice try - the money comes to me, and the moral support goes to you. Geddit? (/secret)

Orders : Excommunicate the Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi (sp?) for his sins against the Holy Mother Church. Instruct all village priests to preach sermons agaist the government, and to vote for the Papal Party in the coming elections. Pay leading Spanish historians to prove that Constantine actually gave the whole Roman Empire to the Church on his death bed, and a restored Papal State would be a small thing to give.

-Jam

[Cinna]

China: Excellent terms may be drawn up ASAP. However we are busy tending to important matters of state at the moment.

Australia: We don't like anyone. And we like you least of all. Please watch yourselves and try to keep a low profile. We are trying as hard as we can, but the threat of a terror attack is quite real...

Papal state: You are fascists. And we don't like you. Not because you're fascists but because you are catholic fascists don't you have small children to 'spend time with'?

[Vev]

To Pope(secret): We shall not be blackmailed! It is time for a change. Perhaps Islam looks good.

Indonesia: We are no threat to you brother. I am sure you will be watching the current developments with interest and I have an interesting annoucement to make soon.

[Jamski]

World Opinion in turmoil as Indonesian Prime Minister calls the Pope a fascist!

Speculation mounts as to whether the Prime Minister will be forced to resign. International pressure from Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Mexico, Brazil, and many other obviously rich and Catholic countries calling for him to retract his words. Catholic aid to Indonesian poor completely stopped for the present time. Thousands starve in Indonesia. Children roam the streets as the Catholic schools close.

Statement from His Holiness the Pope : We very much regret the statement made by the Indonesian Premier, but, naturally, we are prepared to forgive and forget. We are considerably insulted by being called facists, as we consider it important to "love your neighbour" whether that neighbour is Jewish, Buddist or Islamic. We, in the Vatican State, are probably the least facsist state on the whole earth, as we try to set an example of love, tolerance and brotherhood to the world.

To Australia (secret) : If you force your people to convert to Islam, you will be the new Satan. We reccommend you continue your policies of free religious practice. (/secret)

-Jam

[Nubclear]

Can I be Al Qaeda? Please? I know its not a real world country, but that won't stop me

[Methril]

go ahead, have fun! but i ask that you pm your orders, unless you want the FBI tappin them

[foolish_icarus]

Islamic Republic of Iran
Head of State and Government: Mohammed Khatami
Government: Islamic Republic
Economy: ?
Army: ? (540,000 active troops)
Army Tech: mediocre Middle Modern Age
Navy: small
Navy Tech: mediocre Middle Modern Age
Air Force: medium
Air Force Tech: not very advanced Middle Modern Age
Internation Disputes: Emnity, occasional hostilities with Iraq, US has sanctions on us, clashes between hardline Islamists and reformers, problems with Kurds
Alliances:

[Methril]

wow


ok, update tomorrow if i get enough orders

[Cinna]

Pope Jackasski I: *Yawn* the countries that have boycotted Indonesia are either too small to make a difference or too poor. Who here said anything about not loving Christians? We LOVE Protestants. In fact we have several Protestant citizens (six I think, or is it seven?) and will continue to support & respect these non-Catholic Christian nations.

Catholic schools? Hello? What kind of quasi-fundimentalists would we be if we allowed our children to be educated by heathens? Go away!

ALL: Indonesia urges all nations to convert to true religions like Islam or Protestantism or even Buddhism. The Pope and his goons want nothing more than to manipulate your citizens and turn them into his minions to carry out his fascist whims! The world press reports that The Pope has been acting increasingly political and wishes only to further his power by praying on people's religion! !

[Nubclear]

I should warn everyone I've never played a terrorist organization before, so if I start acting like god...Just tell me

Al Qaeda in the Media

Tassadar appears on TV, and denounces China's attempt at bribing the legitimate islamic revolutionary organization of Al Qaeda into being drawn into a losing war of two infidels and provided the following transcript as recieved by Al Arabiya reporters in Saudi Arabia:
From China:
We would like to have a secret alliance with our group to help kick the US out of Asia. We were wondering if you could do an major attack, does not have to seceed, and make it look like Sadam supported you guys. We wish to draw the US into Iraq while attacking them on a different front. How does this sound?
Tassadar also denounces China as "infidels" and promises major attacks within the near future.
In other sections of the tape, Tassadar denounces indonesia as a "Weak Tiger" and urges the government to make Islam law.
Tassadar also promises attacks in Vatican City.

Al Qaeda Actions

A bus explodes in Israel, killing 13 occupants onboard and 1 suicide bomber. Tassadar hails this as attempting to expel the Jewish infestation from the chosen land.

Al Qaeda terrorists attempt to cross Chinese border through Mongolia.

Al Qaeda terrorists attempt to cross Russian border through Poland.

Al Qaeda Diplomacy

Privately, to Russia: We would like to set up shop in the city of Kaliningrad. We will protect you from other terrorists. Accept my proposal or Allah will kill you.

Privately, to United States: We would like to set up shop in the city of New York. We will protect you from China. Accept my proposal or Allah will kill you.

[i]Privately to Vatican City:[/b] Give us one million American dollars or Allah will kill you.

Al Qaeda Internal Actions That Intelligence Sources are Picking Up

Terrorist cells in United States begin planning attacks on Nuclear Power facilities.

Two Terrorists in Russia begin planning a major attack on St. Basils Cathedral.

Tassadar may leave Iran headed towards Sri Lanka.

Russian Nuclear Facility missing small nuclear device, Uzbek detected large amounts of radiation passing through its border into Afghanistan. They let it go.

Saddam Hussein allegedly funding Al Qaeda terrorist organization.

[foolish_icarus]

Iran continues construction on its two new nuclear power plants, the first in the country to be constructed.
The government isn’t even sure who the rebels are in North Eastern Iran, but envoys are being sent to find out what they want and if a peaceful solution can be reached. If the Rebels refuse to treat with us the Islamic Army of Iran will be mobilized and sent to crush the rebels.
Communication and virtuous commerce is being promoted by expansion of telephone, radio/television, and internet services for the glorification of Islam and increasing prosperity for the citizens of Iran. Upgrades and maintenance to rail, airports, seaports, and roadways is under planning to see which areas will derive the most benefits from improvement.
Mineral exploration is undergoing in the Caspian Sea and Persian Gulf.
With a budget surplus this year, funds are being set up to implement a continual gradual payoff of external debts.
Urban improvement and construction of tidal power generators to provide jobs for the unemployed.
Iran releases statement saying we do not support the Al Qaeda terrorists.