Alternate History NES (Thread 2)

[emu]

To Japan
very well we will leave british china *secret* but we still think asia should be in the hands of asians not european empires

extra extra orders:
dont go any further in china
clean up the cities that were nuked

[Jamski]

To CNA : You heard the broadcast by the Kramer President, now a member of the Japanese Generals' Council. The Kramer territories are gone - we are simply asking that you not fight about it. There can be no return to the previous system. This is not a possibility. Perhaps you would like Chile or Brazil as well as Mexico? Or Argentina? Or some nuclear tech? (secret)Or even some Alien tech(/secret)

To Thailand : (secret)We appreciate this - but keep your forces along the British border in defensive positions, this will be OK with us.

-JAm

-Jam

[foolish_icarus]

CNA to Japan:

Don't even bother us with your feeble attempts at deception. Your broadcast was just an ill-conceived performance by a poorly chosen look-alike, and the President of the KA is with us in safety. (OOC: Don't send me hate filled posts about my ignoring Methril's proclamations--I know that the president was captured. That doesn't stop the KA and CNA from denying it and providing a double and a coverup. Although I do object to you proclaiming that so many KA officials and soldiers are unashamedly switching sides. Some perhaps, but very few-They do have national pride and loyalty!)
And as we have stated, your attempts at bribery are ignored, not only because you cannot deliver what you promise and have proven that you aren't trustworthy to do so, but also because nothing can compensate for the loss of our closest allies.
The only way we can have peace excluding your destruction is if you withdraw from the Phillipines and we will give you Borneo to keep your busy little selves occupied for a while. But accept quickly, we aren't likely to keep this offer open for long.

[Jamski]

You can't give us what we already have. Make a better deal. We are the ones here holding all the cards.

-Jam

[Methril]

starting update

[Methril]

Update!!!

World War 3

World

When German nuke totals numbered 10 (as high as you can go, they have been developing secretly), the Generals gave a command of where they were to be fired. The incompetent missile command couldn’t remember the command, and just nuked Israel 1, Russia 3, AU 4, and Italy 2.

Japan now has nuking (2 nukes) and is very near to bringing up their missile defense shield.

As the three missiles neared Russia, one headed for Vladivostok was shot down. The others went on to destroy Leningrad and Moscow. Luckily, a vast majority of the people had been evacuated.

Israel has made 2 nukes.

Russia is very near to making many nukes.

A cloning disaster!! Horrible reports of unimaginable crimes against humanity as reports of the cloning leek out from Japan. All 10 in the experiment, have died horrible deaths.

Asia

As Finnish men and women surveyed their overran and destroyed homeland, Russian troops were again charging, this time into Norway. There they were dealt a great blow, as Finnish troops accustomed to the mountains used that to their advantage, as well as forts made all throughout Norway. The battle of the skies was a stalemate. The Russians retreated out of Norway.
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Another Allied country, India, has been destroyed by the Axis powers. As Thai tanks rolled through the streets of a New Delhi that has been nuked 3 times and invaded once, the Indians knew help hadn’t arrived in time.

Japan invaded!!! British troops land in Hakodate and Niigita, destroying the factories and costing Japan trillions!! The surprise attack couldn’t have come at a more inopportune time for Japan, as they had just invaded northern Thailand, and their were literally no defenses man wise in the islands.

Thailand attacked!!! As the Northern Thai army began repositioning, Japanese troops attacked. Although the battle was bloody, and many Thai died, the battle wasn’t the victory they had hoped. Most of China is still in Thai hands. Another attack was launched into Bangkok from Singapore. The Japanese have captured most of the city and have found most of the government in various relatives buildings.

Russian troops clear their way to Mekkah, but as Iraqi and German propaganda is all they’ve heard for well over 4 years, swarms of people fight and riot against them in the streets and mosques.

Russian troops, although steadily advancing upon Turkey, were pushed back at the Battle of Ankara.

Baku captured!! As things stall on Israeli front, the Iraqis invaded the Caucasus capturing Baku and severing the land connection!! Russian economy is suffering.

The KA’s homebase is very near destruction from Japanese forces. The KA chemical and biological attacks have stalled them somewhat and have killed 1/3of their force their. As the remnants of the KA Filipino air force flies over Japan itself, dropping tons of chem. And bio weapons on civilians, over 10 million die in Honshu and the more southern islands.

North America

The Finns attack very little and hold off KA attacks. The Canadians seem content on the same strategy as them.

Europe

Russians capture Warsaw and Konigsburg the hard way after their commanders refused to give up. Waves if Russians ran at them, and finally, after 4 days of intense battling and on-off siege, the cities fell. Very little gains other than that, though, as some troops are diverted to deal with the Iraqis.

The brilliant German invasion of Italy continues as German special forces capture the Azores, and the main force finishes France off. Italian army numbers continue to dwindle.

[erz87]

Ok again...
Where is my invasion to Thai?!

[Methril]

Ooops, im sorry, but i cant take orders from AIM anymore unless you pm them aswell (like finn) becuase i do forget.

[Jamski]

OCC: Maybe the troops got nuked by Sheep *shrugs*

To Britain : We thought you were our allies - we thought we could trust you - we still hope we can. Simply get your troops out of Japan and back to China where we need them to fight against the Thai. As a mark of our long friendship we DO NOT DECLARE WAR against Britain. You have 2 months to decide. Our forces are on standby (those who are not standing on street corners sharing cigarettes with your men. Please let us continue peacefully together. We could use your help in China, we were counting on it. If your troops were not in Japan, then we would now both be drinking tea together in Bangkok. Please we urge you to see reason, for the sake of our long-term friendship. We hope that the price of your peace treaty with Germany was not that you joined the Axis. Withdraw and we will give you Bangkok to do with as you will.

To KA and CNA : We cannot justify this loss of civillian life any longer. Your last defences are about to fall, will you not simply surrender and sign a peace treaty, as offered before? The offer of Mexico etc still stands, you have proved your point and fought bravely, but you are on the edge of defeat. Let no more lives be lost in the Jungles of Borneo.

To Germany : We condemm this wholesale nuking of all and sundry. As soon as we can we will deal with you. This is a formal threat.

To Russia : Congratulations on the bravery of your men in the attacks on Warsaw and Königsberg. We hope that you continue to attack so boldy.

To Thailand : This is what happens when you attack a friend of ours. Withdraw from British China at once, we have your capital as a "hostage" do as we say and we will not destroy it. The lives of 20 million civillians and your government should be worth something to you ?

To Israel : Sorry that wasn't supposed to happen as you might have guessed. We obviously won't be sending you massive reenforcements yet......

Orders : All troops stop and await diplomatic responses. (secret)All clones to be shot with tranquillisers and studied to find out what when wrong(/secret)

-Jam

[GeneralTacticus]

To Japan (public): we have no idea what you are talking about. We never had any involvement in this project at all. (/public)(top secret) So, you were trying to clone us a massive army, were you? An interesting idea, and one that we could have made good use; a pity it didn't work. Please keep trying.(/top secret)

[Micha]

Looooooooooooool


I knew that!
My orders were "Secure Baku and Krasnovosk! They MUST NOT be lost to the enemy, since they are the center of Russian petrol industry!"
It was determined that you let the Iraquis launch an assault!

But I didn´t order an assault at Norway? Anyway, it could have been worse

Methril, you´re sadistic! I´ll better reconsider the style I write my orders

[Micha]

From Russia
To Finnish Exile Regime
That latest attack on Norway was not ordered by me, and heads will roll, for both the unauthorized action itself and for the result.

Anyway, I hope that little incident will not interfere with our peace negotiations. Do you accept our latest conditions or not?

• withdraw from ALL territories that did not belong to Finland before that war
• Iceland and Norway will have homerule as "Freestates" within a peaceful Finnish state
• Cede the harbour of Narvik to Russia
• Cede a stripe of land (50km width) to Russia as "buffer zone"
• Russia establishes military bases in Finnish territory
• Finland agrees to favour Russia as trade partner
• Finland will be independent, no vassal of Russia, but a NAP and mutual defence treaty is signed (Pact of Vaasa)

(secret)
Note: Pay reparations to Britain is no longer part of the treaty, since they cowardly backstapped an ally
(/secret)

[Micha]

From Russia
To Germany

Your latest disregard of humanity, revealed in the destruction of Moskva and Leningrad, will lead to the annihilation of your terror regime. All chances for negotiations have been vanished, like the centuries old architechture of our great cities vanished.

Face your destruction, face the wrath of the Russian Bear!

[Jamski]

To Russia : (dead secret) I have exactly two nukes here, one for avenging Moscow and one for avenging Leningrad. What would you offer me for them? Do you have 1,000,000 trained soldiers I could borrow?(/dead secret)

To Britain : If you do decide to be reasonable, could your soldiers in Japan please help me catch all these dammed mutant clones running around in Tokyo?

To Israel : We don't know what's happening either. (secret) Damm and double damm - that would have been 10,000 elite soldiers as a gift to you, now its just another headache for us(/secret)

-Jam

[Micha]

From Russia
To Iraq
What the heck are you doing?
We never went to war with you, we didn´t step into your territory and never shot a single Iraqui soldier! Your border was reckognized and has not been crossed!
Withdraw immediately from Baku! You know well enough that you are not able to defend it against the Red Army!
I advise you to execute the general that ordered this unprovoked attack! Perhaps we will ignore it then!

Reply has to be sent soon, otherwise we will use other methods...

EDIT:

From Russia
To Japan
(top secret)
We appreciate your generous offer, but we have to reject it for two reasons:
1) Even though we maintain a huge military, we cannot simply spare 1 million trained soldiers. As you may have noticed, we are at war against Germany, Finnland and most recently even with Iraq
2) Our scientists are completing our nukes "Great Rodina", "Tommie Soviet" and "Lenin´s Wrath" right now. We also look for alternatives to nuclear warfare, since it destructs the land we seek to annex.

But your help in the past will not be forgotten, be sure about this.
(/top secret)