Alternate History NES

[Sheep]

Oh BTW Orders will be Pmed.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: Now we see your true colours. You ranted ceaslessly about our use of biochemical weapons in our own defence, then declared us to be your friends, and now you invade us and use those same weapons you so decried in the cause of aggression. We made no moves against you or against China, and yet you somehow believe you have the right to attack us. Withdraw from our territory immediately, and we won't bother you; fail, and we will destroy everything you have come to seize, and everything you send to seize it. Your choice.

[Sheep]

To Israel: It is no secret that you are in bed with the Japanese and the British. This is our reasoning behind our attacks. We could ill afford to have a possible enemy nation on our flanks while we punnished Britian and Japan for their misdeeds in China. If they withdraw from China we will withdraw and restore our borders with you. However you are not in the postion to destroy our armies our your cities, you have no nuclear devices and you can not any longer hold the honest people of the Reich to ransom. There is but one choice for you, failing Britian and Japan's withdrawal. That is complete surrender to the Axis, loss of territory you have lost already, Egypt to Italy and complete alliance with the Axis powers.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: You can take your list of demands and stuff them where the sun doesn't shine. We have our own biochemical arsenal, in case you've forgotten, and we have a few other surprises in store as well. Even if you win, you'll find it worthless; the Middle East will be a flaming ruin. Moreover, we have not in any way co-operated with Japan since the Aliens arrived, and if you think we'd get ourselves involved in a war that had nothing to do with us, against an enemy which had already shown itself to have no qualms about committing the most barbaric acts, tehn you are even more paranoid than we thought. We reiterate: pull your troops out and return to the status quo ante bellum, or you'll be spending the lives of your soldiers for nothing.

[Sheep]

To Israel: And we iterate that we know full well that you have been helping the so called Allies in the defence of the conquests of China. Diplomatically you have always been Japan's ***** and always will be. We givce you one oppurtuinty at peace. In this is what the Werchmact - Israel Department call, the Revenge for Turkey. Your chance? Surrender and call it quits. We shall retire to the Turkish border in the North. The DMZ will be enlarged to 100 miles, Israel is no longer going to have anmy WOMD, and the armed forces servely limited. In the South the new border will be as it is. Egypt is to be handed to Italy as recompense for wasted efforts in the past. This is our only offer.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: If you thought we'd be that stupid, you're in for a serious disapointment. We warned you in advance not to enter Turkey without first guaranteeing our security, yet you did it anyway. If you wanted to extend the DMZ, you could have asked, and we'd have been more than happy to do so. Instead, you chose to begin a war of aggression. If you want peace, you can either kill us all or leave us alone; we won't surrender. Ever.

P.S. Kindly stop presuming to know our diplomatic policy better than we do. We've had nothing to do with Japan apart from employing their cancer spray since the Aliens arrived, and are quite frankly baffled that you would claim otherwise.

[Sheep]

To Israel: History has a way of repeating itself and our intellegience isn't as dumb as you would wish. However it is clear that co-operation continued between Japan and Israel with Israel calling for entry into the Allied Campi if the Axis attacked. As China an axis member continued to be invaded we saw no chance to defeat every allied army possible, and that included ISrael after their policy was set. We ask for a surrender under the terms we have given you. Indeed they are harsh, but they will be set in place until the end of the War. At which time Israel will be instated to its full sovereignty minus Egypt and Southern Arabia. Until then your past has proven to the Reich that Jews cannot be trusted and we will treat you as such.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: Apparently your engineering of history has begun to affect you as well. We have never attacked you without provocation, and on the one occasion that we fought you at all we provided very substantial reparations. Given your own behaviour toward Jews throughout your history, it is manifestly absurd to claim that seeking an alliance for defence against a neighbour which we could not hope to defeat alone. If you wanted guarantees that we would not get involved in the China issue - including movement of our forces away from the borders and observation of them to make sure they weren't doing anything hostile - then we would, as we have said, have been happy to have agreed. We never had any intention of invading you, and would have been insane to try, as you have just demonstrated. As far as we are concerned, whether we prevail against your invading hordes or not has become irrelevant; the only thing that matters is raising the price for you. Think about that before you decide whether to continue your invasion.

[Sheep]

To Israel: IF this is the stand you wish to take, then so be it. We have no qualms reducing Israel back to the desert that she once was. Japan and Britian denied and scoffed at our claims that we would act upon their invasions of China. What has that got them? London captured by German forces and the Japanese home islands invaded. If Israel too wants to go out in a blaze of glory then so be it. However remember this. The people of Greater Israel are not all Jews. Many Arabs will view your willingless to die a sign of weakness, and the Greater German Reich will take delight in helping them regain their independence.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: Of course many Arabs will join with you and your gang of butchers. That is to be expected; the only reason we had to invade in the first place was due to their efforts to destroy us. Many more, however, have benefitted from our government and the destruction of the corrupt, vampirical Ottoman government. And those who know the truth of your crimes will fight you, have no doubt.

[Sheep]

To Israel: Then you are settled to destroy yourselves for the sake of your national pride. We had hoped that given the intellegence of your people that you would have realised that you were fighting a losing battle and that to continue to fight it would mean your death obviously not. The Fuher shall pray that your citizens do not suffer the fate that the Israeli government has bestowed for them. Indeed the Israeli people will be allowed independence soon after your death.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: You may find it rather hard to grant independance to the mountain of corpses that will be left once you finish your campaigns against us. If you are so determined to annihilate us, go ahead. We will never allow ourselves to be made slaves to you and the barbarians who follow you, and if it takes our death to avoid this, so be it. You may one day find yourself regretting your actions... perhaps on the day you learn that murder, torture, and genocide are immoral.

[Jamski]

To Germany : You have signed your own death warrant. Make peace now, withdraw and demobilise your forces and you may escape the worst of your punishment. Your personal fate is already sealed. Germany shall menace the world no more.

To Russia (dead secret) : We are prepared to make a deal - anything you want to switch sides and invade Germany. The Germans are DEFINITLEY planning on attacking you next.(/dead secret)

To Israel : We will not stand by and allow your territory to be invaded. We will come to the aid of Israel.

To Britain : Germany has gone too far - it is time to simply remove them from the world picture.

Orders : Simply hold up the fighting in Korea with defensive measures. Ceasefire against the Chinese - no attempts to advance further. Hit the invaders on the Japanese Mainland with every scrap of ground forces around. The Japanese Navy (The biggest in the world) will ensure that they recive no supplies - they are already doomed. Mobilise the massive Japanese airforce (also the world's biggest) and move to bases in Israel and Britain. Begin carpet bombing of all German cities. Japanese scientists estimate that the effects will cause about 6 times as many casualties as in WW2, and should completely flatten the German people. (/secret)Begin working making more cancer spray(/secret)

To the Axis : Germany is leading you to certain destruction by simutaniously attacking the three most powerful countries of the world. You would be mad to continue in your support of Germany's policies.

-Emperor Jamshikoto

[Sheep]

To Israel: Indeed when we haven offered your continued existence and freedom you threw it back into our faces. Of course people will survive from Israel, but not you or your government. Israel will not longer be Greater than Israel, and Israel will be an independent home for the Jewish people.

[GeneralTacticus]

To Japan (secret): Thank yuo for your support, and we ask that if we should be overrun, you will grant our leaders and population asylum. Considering the speed at which the Germans have advanced, and our lack of nuclear weapons, we don't expect to win; we expect only to make them rue the day they set foot in Israeli territory.