SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

Should Egypt and the United States wish RPB's backing into warsaw, they should vote for an independent Greek. Canada, we're still waiting for your vote as well.

Mack the Pollack opens negotiations with canada for these new "hovering craft" which will increase the mobility of the already mobile and massive Military of RPB. As it stands, the RPB is first in all military aspects except airforce after the USSR, and is the most modern after Canada, and tied with the USSR.

RPB proposes an underground bunker like woodstock for the science expo, protecting it from all but nuclear strikes. Any country with rogue terrorist activity should freeze all nuclear movement putting an instant self-destruct mechanism, so their warheads will not harm other lands. Rogue terrorism will be dealt with by WAR on whichever nation RPB feels is the most responsible. RPB notes that should any territory be taken, it will become under the Bonschnooglian Doctrine's protection, and WILL not be returned in any Large sense of the world.

RPB would also like to note that should greece gain independence, it will be viewed as the religious capital of the world, and any occupation or attack upon that nation is an attack on all religion, and should be treated as such.

[SKILORD]

The Hovering Craft aren't quite done yet, you can see the prototypes at the World Science Convention in the City of Quebec.
They will be done next year, Poland is encouraged to send scientisets and later settlers to New Ottowa. The Bunker is under construction as we speak.

I vote yes for Greek freedom, I still want to know what you think about my Antarctic solution.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Vote

I vote for an Independent Greece. I also note a socialist majority in the Egyptian senate.

I also officialy quit the Band of Jihad.

[SKILORD]

You have Canada's backing, The US does not and will not gain it no matter what they do.

[Metaliturtle]

RPB sends settlers to New Ottowa, Mack's son, Mack 2, makes everyone sick of him within the first week with a bi-hourly claim of "HEY! HEY! I can see my house!"

Although RPB Does not fully believe in canada's antarctic plan, the RPB will support it trusting Canada's current knowledge of Polar conditions. (Greenland an all them itty bitty islands)

Due to the lateness of any formal American reply, and also with rememberence of former hostilities from that nation, RPB supports Canada's "no matter what" exclusion policy.

RPB will be sending some of it's favorite pie makers to the expo, Key lime will be made for the Iraqi leader in hopes of easing tensions. Any other types of pie can be made upon request, we have moved almost a whole grocery store down there

"Hey guys!"

"WHAT IS IT JUNIOR!!? and if you say you can see your house, I'm gonna pop you out the airlock without a suit.

"Nevermind then"

[Samuel Johnson]

The Reality Police are on vacation.

Colonies on the moon? Hovering craft? We don't even have hovering craft now (assuming you don't mean helicopters). Largescale operations on Antartica?? BEER building up its forces larger than the USSR in the space of a few years? BEER's form of government that creates no war weariness, no corruption or unease in his vast empire, instant Armies everwhere, has both advantages of communism and democracy? Puh-leeze.

Samuel Johnson resigns as Iraq. He will collect his stories from this NES and adapt them into something that will be published and continued in another thread.

See ya.

[Samuel Johnson]

Camel woke up with a start. Sweat was pouring from his brow. He started laughing.

Juda turned over. "Honey, what's the matter?"

"It was like I was playing geo-politics with a one or two other adults and a bunch of 11 year olds."

"Oh."

Pause.

"Honey, you have met the new President of the United States, haven't you?"

Sam Johnson signs off.

[civman2000]

I agree...I was gone for the last few messages. Remember, we're still all in the middle modern period, not postmodern, we wont even be in late modern until wednesday! RPB and ANY other social democracy must have a leadership change AT LEAST every 4 years, and that's 8 days. Everyone should have had at least one by now. BY tha way, the new AMerican president is Ralph Nader, the new leader of the socialist party with Debs's waning popularity.

[civman2000]

The US now opposes the antarctica proposal and instead wants it to become a wildlfie preserve. We still want to join warsaw though...

[civman2000]

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[Metaliturtle]

BEER did, it is now controlled by the people with NO figurehead, READ THE DANG POSTS

[SKILORD]

*sigh* you guys are no fun.

ok i'll just take back the bit about New Ottowa and the hovercraft although they are (eventually) coming.

We'll miss you Sam Johnson.

The Science Expo is still on and NOTE: Canadian scientists are the most advanced in the world because John Paul Ontarius likes science.

The Next post will change the game drastically.

[SKILORD]

Tragedy

"'We, The people of Canada...' that was how the speech began Premier Ontarius never finished the speech on America's proposal to make Antarctica a Wildlife perserve. Three bullets flew out from the top of a building ending it, and the Premeir's life. the officers who made it to the origin of the bullets found an American flag and a cartoon of Uncle Sam holding a burly canadian with an axe back from slaughtering an elk."The Newswoman's eyes searched the eyes of her collegues for hope, finding none she continued,"today is a sad day for all canadians. The new Premeir, a Mr. Chapel, vows to continue Ontarious's scientific focus but also take a hard line against the United States. He turns to our allies in Europe for help in these troubled times."

The blood wouldn't be cleaned up, he had been scrubbing for hours and the podium was as red as ever. Frustration, the likes of which could be found in any canadian's heart, brought him to his knees. The first tears went unnoticed, it was a full wail before he did notice it. Canada was mourning the loss of it's greatest leader.

[Rotten999]

"Remember, they started this war with their terrorists attacks. Also, we have reports that they have fired on us across the border. I trust you men know what to do." With those words the USSR began an invasion of Iran, a police action to fight terrorism.
The morning calm was broken by the explosions of cruise missles, paving the way for the mechanized monsters of the Red Army. Horrified Iranian border guards watched helplessly as an avalance of steel flowed across their border.

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"The policies of appeasment have failed." Beria was again addressing a rabid crowd in Smolensk. His approval rating had been going through the ceiling. "We made the mistake of thinking that we could poke at a serpent, and it would stop biting us and behave. Many died for this mistake. Our beloved former Premier was himself victimized by these scoundrels. It is time to stop trying to embrace venomous serpents! It is time to take the hammer of the working class..." The factory workers roared their approval. "...And crush the snake's vile head! Today we have begun the process of dismantling this vile Jihad. We call on our Warsaw pact allies to aid us, in the interest of a free and safe world, where our precious children can grow up free from fear!" Beria left the podium to shake hands with the cheering throng. A messanger elbowed his way through the crowd to Beria, and handed him a note. Beria's smile faded, and he stopped the glad-handing.

The note reported the assassination of Canada's leader.

Shortly thereafter, Beria was on TV, speaking from the heart to the Soviet people. Tears flowed freely from his eyes as he expressed sorrow for the loss of "a great man." The sorrow faded from his face, replaced with resolve. "Clearly, we must redouble our efforts against the wicked terrorists, and the nations that act as their protectors!"

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The USSR has invaded Iran, and has called on its allies to follow suit against Jihad nations. They are calling it a "police action against terrorism." There is no formal declaration of war.

[civman2000]

President Nader sympathizes with the Canadians as much as is possible. Many amendments are being made to the American constitution to give the government special powers to fight terrorism and teh president the power to declare limited states of emergency. To quote the president, "This is an embarassment to America"